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With memory bread choked on each page, Qin Yi opened his mouth and swallowed memory bread in two or three bites!

In the next second, a lot of English vocabulary and grammar will appear in the brain...

Half an hour later, Qin Yi walked out of the examination room whistling, with a wretched smile on his face, humming the adapted version of Grandma Penghu Bay:

"Sun, sand, waves, cacti, and a box of Durex that has been used up!"

As the saying goes, some people are happy and some are worried!

At the same time, in a cave in the Kunlun Mountains, Houyi, with three broken ribs and one arm, was lying on a stone bed, his eyes full of anger.

And in the deepest part of the cave, a hoarse voice came again: "Hou Yi, it's not that I didn't speak to you, licking the dog didn't end well."

Hou Yi: "Damn, I must kill him, kill him!!!"

Shen Gongbao: "This seat has deduced that it is normal for that person to have the luck of the Chosen Son, you are not against him."

"But he robbed my woman!"

"Don't be anxious, the Dragon King of the Four Seas has successfully lobbied, as long as you cooperate well and wait for the great cause to become a success, let alone a Chang'e fairy, the entire heavenly fairy can be at your disposal!

Chapter 95 DC Hero Group and Heavenly Court High-level Meeting!

As soon as Qin Yi left school and was about to go to the noodle shop to see business, he received a private message from Doraemon.

Doraemon: Qin Yi, you grabbed the red envelope very quickly. Last time you promised me to accompany Daxiong and the others on an expedition in the Cretaceous period, why didn't you have any more information?

Qin Yi: Well, I've been a little busy recently.

Doraemon: Then make an appointment.

Qin Yi: Three days later.

Turning off the phone, Qin Yi felt confused.

This is the side effect of the Wanjie mobile phone. The world is getting more and more troublesome, but Qin Yi has only one person's energy and lacks skills.

Looking back on the past few days, there was another battle against the Golden Winged Dapeng Eagle, and another battle against Qiao Biluo in space. Yesterday, he met Hou Yi who was surrounded by demons... Qin Yi felt exhausted.

"Ding~"

The phone suddenly started to update the system again!

Qin Yi could not laugh or cry, with mixed joys and sorrows.

During the system update, Qin Yi went to the noodle shop to inspect the work.

Unexpectedly, in just a few days, Zhou Yutong had already opened up a hundred branches, and now the "No.

"Ms. Qin, you don't look very good. Didn't you rest well recently?" Zhou Yutong asked with concern.

Qin Yi rubbed his temples, "Hmm."

Zhou Yutong smiled and said, "President Qin, I have learned massage, do you want to press it for you!"

Qin Yi nodded, "It's so good."

Qin Yi lay on the sofa in the office, Zhou Yutong began to massage Qin Yi's back.

As soon as Qin Yi turned his head, he could just see Zhou Yutong's long legs wrapped in black silk, and his spirit became happy...

"boom!"

The door was knocked open, and the embarrassed Yang Jian and the lame-legged Snarling Dog rushed in.

Qin Yi hurriedly sat up, pushed away the frightened Zhou Yutong, and locked the office door.

"Fucking man, are you letting the wolf out?"

"Wolf? General Qin, I brought the ancient fierce beast back!"

Qin Yi frowned and said in shock: "There are ancient fierce beasts in the mortal world?"

Yang Jian drank a bottle of Orly, and explained: "The Qingyu Sinan of the Supreme Master shows that the Kunlun Mountains are full of demons, and the Snarling Dog and I rushed to the valley, but we encountered the four evil people in the valley. Gourmet!"

"I'm rubbing it, it's Houyi and Gourmet... Isn't this really the 21st century? What's wrong?!" Qin Yi felt a headache.

Yang Jian then got up, "General Qin, I won't tell you anymore, it's a big deal, I have to go to heaven to play the Jade Emperor!"

After speaking, Yang Jian and the Snarling Dog turned into a halo and soared into the sky.

The second monk Qin Yizhang couldn't figure it out, and took out the Xingtian armor summoner, planning to go to Kunlun Mountain to find out.

But at this time, the mobile phone system is updated!

"Welcome to the Justice League"

Qin Yi was drawn into the DC hero group!

"Ding!"

[Group owner] Superman: @: Welcome newcomers!

Flash: Yo, there’s a newcomer, eat grapes but don’t spit out grape skins. Don’t eat grapes but spit out grape skins. Do you see if my typing speed is faster than lightning...

Wonder Woman: Hey, new buddy, what superpowers do you have?

Qin Yi: Rich.

Batman: @, what a coincidence, a fellow man.(Handshake emoji package)

Aquaman (Xu Jinjiang Version): Ao Baiao Bai Ao Bai Bai~~~

Steel bone: @ (Xu Jinjiang version), muddy dirt!

Arrow: By the way, new buddy, do you want to have a piece of Arrow?Fresh breath, you and I are closer!

Green Arrow: (Green Arrow Chewing Gum Nine Pieces Nine Free Shipping Link)

Qin Yi curled his lips. In this world, due to life, the DC hero Green Arrow actually endorsed Green Arrow gum...

"Ding~"

Superman: (exclusive gift package for newcomers, please receive)

Qin Yi smiled. This was the first group he had joined with a "gift package for newcomers".

Click Receive.

"Get [Superman Thermal Vision Skill Pack]."

Qin Yi was ecstatic in his heart, "Fuck, hot eyesight!!!"

Thermal vision: One of Superman’s superpowers, the eyes can emit a scorching sight, and under the blessing of anger, it can reach the core temperature of the sun.

Qin Yi quickly sent a voice message to thank Superman, and Superman’s reply was also grounded:

"Qin, you are welcome. You are in the Justice League. Everyone is your own... By the way, there is no crisis in the DC universe recently. You can chat with other heroines and have fun at the headquarters when you have time. … By the way, give me a thumbs up to my circle of friends!"

Turning off the private chat interface, Qin Yi clicked on Superman's circle of friends. In the video, Superman and the Flash are racing around the Pacific Ocean!

"Is a ruthless person!" Qin Yi gave a thumbs up.

After that, Qin Yi added all the heroes in the group and bought two Green Arrow gums endorsed by Arrow.

As for the circle of friends of Wonder Woman and Superwoman, Qin Yi stared at it seven or eight times.

Finally came to the conclusion: Wonder Woman is bigger than Superwoman...

After meeting the group, Qin Yi found that the Flash was better than he could beep Lai Lai, so he posted an (emoticon pack for saying goodbye to busy studies) and quit the group chat.

"Hoo~ I finally added a relaxed and happy group. It's okay to talk to the heroine night, isn't it beautiful~"

Putting the phone in his pocket, Qin Yi prepared to fit his armor and went to Kunlun Mountain.

"Xingtian armor, he..."

"Ding!"

The phone prompt sounded again, and Qin Yi almost flashed his waist.

Jade Emperor: General Qin, come to the Palace of the High Heavens, and attend the high-level meeting of the Heavenly Court!

Qin Yi frowned, and Heavenly Court has not been peaceful recently!

Qin Yi hurriedly arrived at the High Heaven Hall. Almost all the high-ranking members of the heavenly court were present. They were nothing but Taishang Laojun, Tota Li Tianwang, and the barefoot fairy...

But there is still a vacancy, and the battle god Buddha Sun Wukong did not appear.

The Jade Emperor said anxiously: "Let's wait for the Great Sage, let's start the meeting!"

All the gods took out small books and prepared to take notes.

The Jade Emperor looked dignified, brewing for a long time, and said: "In fact, the Five Spirit Orbs that Empress Nuwa gave me five thousand years ago were lost by me!"

The gods were shocked and talked a lot, but Qin Yi looked dumbfounded, "Five Lingzhu? What the hell, Yazi sounded awesome..."

The Grand Master explained: "General Qin, you don’t know that the Five Spirit Orbs are cast from the remaining colorful stones of Empress Nuwa. They contain the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth... The world!"

Qin Yi cried and said with a smile: "Fuck, such an awesome thing, you lost it when you say you lost it, Emperor Jade? Don't you know how to use a safe to lock it up with a strong password?!"

The Jade Emperor sighed, "Hey, the clothes I was wearing were shallow pockets, and I drank a little wine, and I was playing games with a few concubines that have relatively large movements like the eagle and the chicken..."

Qin Yi rolled his eyes, "Prideful, extravagant and lustful, faint king, faint king!"

The old Jade Emperor blushed, "At that time, I was afraid of being blamed by the Nuwa Empress, so I concealed it. There hasn't been any major problems for five thousand years... But judging from some strange things that have happened recently, it is obviously some mental tricks. The evil demon has got the spirit orb!"

Qin Yi nodded and contacted Yang Jian's encounter with gluttonous food in Kunlun Mountain. He also believed that there must be a powerful force behind Houyi.

Then the Jade Emperor said again: "By the way, General Qin, now the whereabouts of the Earth Spirit Orb, one of the Five Spirit Orbs, has been found."

"where?"

"Demon Realm, in the hands of the Bull Demon King."

Qin Yi smiled lightly: "It's just the Bull Demon King. The Great Sage can hit it with a stick to kneel and call Daddy, afraid of him doing?"

Tota Li Tianwang: "General Qin, today is different from the past. The Bull Demon Lord has the Earth Spirit Orb in his hand. The power of the Spirit Orb should not be underestimated!"

Barefoot Immortal: "Yes, General Qin, that's why the Jade Emperor made the return of the Earth Spirit Orb the top of the celestial mission list, and the mission reward is the most generous in history!"

"Report!!!"

The Second General Humha rushed into the High Heaven Hall, panting.

"Big~The big thing is bad!"

"Fairy Zixia was defeated and captured by the Bull Demon King!"

When Qin Yi heard it, the shock in his heart trembled involuntarily!

"Jade Emperor, you know that the Bull Demon King holds the Earth Spirit Orb in his hand, and you sent Zixia Fairy to perform the task of number one in the sky list. What does this mean!!!" Qin Yi was furious, his eyes bursting into flames.

The Jade Emperor said helplessly: "My hen! I didn't force Fairy Zixia to go!"

"General Qin!"

At this time Yuelao stumbled onto the High Heaven Hall.

"General Qin, no one forced Fairy Zixia, it was Fairy Zixia who secretly took the mission!"

Qin Yi twisted his brows into a string, feeling excited, "Knowing that the Bull Demon King has Earth Spirit Orbs in his hands, all the generals dare not ask Ying, she still took the initiative to die. Is she stupid?!"

Yue Lao sighed, shook his head and said: "No, no, no~ Fairy Zixia knows how powerful the Bull Demon King is, so she secretly led the mission!"

"Because there is a rule in the heavenly court, if no one takes the initiative to ask for the task at the top of the list within three days, it will be automatically dispatched to the most powerful gods in the heavens!"

Qin Yi was stunned. He is the number one general in the heavens, isn't he the so-called strongest in the heavens!!!

Chapter 96 Qin Yi and Monkey King's Strongest Double Row!

"Jade Emperor, I'm going to the Demon Realm." Qin Yi's voice became extremely cold, and the atmosphere of the entire High Heaven Palace solidified.

The Jade Emperor took a breath, and then said sincerely: "General Qin, give you one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, with the assistance of Li Tianwang, the barefoot immortal, Yang Jian and other generals, to go to the demon world to regain the earth spirit orbs, can you Do it?"

The Jade Emperor also took good care of Qin Yi. Most of the forces of the Heavenly Court were assigned to Qin Yi, and the arrangement of the number one general in the heavens was in place.