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"Boom!" Suddenly a woman tapped the button.

The bald host was very excited, "Mr. Qin is really hot, and the lights on the 13th have exploded!"

Qin Yi scratched his head, "I wiped it, what the hell is the light burst, the audition has been over???"

"Boom!"

The bald-headed male host roared: "Oh my God, Belle No. 5 has also exploded! It seems that it is Mr. Qin's appearance!"

Chapter 111 I threw away Fairy Chang'e's gomoku!

Qin Yi looked at the female guests in the audience and kept winking at him. Qin Yi couldn't stand it and asked directly: "Host, when can I perform talent?!"

"Talent?" The bald host smiled: "Mr. Qin, a female guest has already exploded for you, you can choose one to hold hands successfully!"

"Success in holding hands? I'll go, isn't this the second season of "Goggling Like a Trainee"!"

"Um... We are a large-scale love reality show "If You Are the One", and "Fuck Like a Trainee" is in the next room."

Qin Yi rolled his eyes. He had gone to the wrong recording studio and quickly fled the scene.

"It's embarrassing..." Qin Yi blushed and came to the backstage of the real trainees, seeing that most of the contestants were young men, Qin Yi was relieved.

Soon it was Qin Yi's turn to take the stage. In the face of three big mentors, Qin Yi reported that his family chose to play and sing a song "Glory Years".

The effect of Fuxiqin was remarkable, and the three instructors were full of praise, and the audition passed easily.

"Ding~"

"Cai Kun Kun sent you a [Harmony Fu]"

The corners of Qin Yi's mouth rose, "I can't find a place to break through the iron shoes, it is all effortless!"

After leaving the TV tower, Qin Yi sat in the Ferrari, turned on the phone, and connected the signal from the heaven...

At this time, the Guanghan Palace had been rebuilt, and Qin Yi felt painful when he walked into the main hall of Diaolianghuadong. Every brick and tile here was his hard-earned money.

"Oh, isn't this General Qin, who is always in charge?" Fairy Chang'e saw Qin Yi and became yin and yang strange.

Qin Yi was also a little embarrassed, "Ahem, Sister Chang'e, don't taunt me. I'm really busy recently, but once I'm done, I'm not here to see you~"

Chang'e said again: "Did you find me first, or did you find Fairy Zixia?"

Qin Yi answered honestly, "Sister Zixia has been practicing in Queen Mother Pond recently, I just want to find it, but there is no way."

Chang'e held Qin Yi's arm with a grudge, "Brother messenger, since we confirmed the relationship last time, this is the first time we have met alone!"

Qin Yi thought for a while and nodded, "Really."

"Then let's do something that lovers should do!" Chang'e smiled like a flower.

Qin Yi looked at Chang'e's beautiful face, ready to move, "Sister Chang'e, I've been waiting for this for a long time!"

But when Qin Yi was about to untie the belt of his pants, Chang'e took out a box of gomoku from his cuff.

Qin Yi's face was green, and he couldn't bear to say anything this time, "Sister Chang'e, you are endless!"

Seeing that Qin Yi was a little angry, Chang'e whispered, "I have never been in a relationship. How can I know what to do between couples, I will play backgammon..."

Qin Yi thought for a while, "Let's do it, I will take you on a date according to the custom of the common world."

After sending a WeChat message to Jade Emperor, Qin Yi took Chang'e to the world for the second time.

Watching movies, shopping, eating, walking in the park...

What couples should do, Qin Yi did the same as Fairy Chang'e.

In the evening, when the two of them just came out of Disneyland, Fairy Chang'e's face was full of excitement, "Brother Messenger, Mortal Realm is so interesting, much more fun than Heaven!"

Qin Yi kissed Chang'e's forehead, and then smiled: "Sister Chang'e, in fact, you haven't seen the most fun things in the world!"

"Oh, what's the matter?" Chang'e looked expectant.

Qin Yi took a Durex out of his pocket, "That's it."

Chang'e's face was full of curiosity, "What is this?"

"Hey, this thing can be exquisite, it needs a secluded environment... Or we find a hotel, I will teach you how to play this thing!"

"Okay~"

Qin Yi was in ecstasy. Today is an excellent opportunity, and Chang'e's gomoku has been thrown into the trash can by Qin Yi. At the critical moment, mom no longer has to worry about driving off the chain!

Qin Yi drove to the Home Inn and opened a couple's suite.

When Fairy Chang'e was brought to the room, Qin Yi drew the curtains, which was like welding the car windows and doors.

Then Qin Yi's smile turned wretched.

In the next second, Qin Yi threw Fairy Chang'e onto the bed covered with rose petals.

"Brother Messenger, what are you doing?" Chang'e was confused.

"Sister Chang'e, don't pretend, everyone is an adult...but don't worry, I will be responsible!"

Qin Yi began to untie the belt of his pants. Without the gobang Chang'e, Qin Yi is ready to eat today, and Jesus can't save it.

But suddenly, the evil cell phone rang.

Chang'e turned on the phone and looked at it, and Huarong was suddenly pale with fright.

"It's not good, brother brother, Jiuyou Lord Heifeng of the Demon Realm led thirty thousand Demon Warriors to attack the Heavenly Court!"

"Nani? The Devil?" Qin Yi took off half of his pants.

Chang'e opened the Celestial Immortal Group, browsed 99+ historical news, and hurriedly said: "The enemy has hit the third heaven, brother brother, don't you go to the Celestial World to help!"

Qin Yi threw Chang'e's mobile phone aside, and continued to take off his pants, "Isn't it the third heaven? The Jade Emperor is in the nine heavens, what's the fear! It's too late..."

Fairy Chang'e finally pushed Qin Yi away, "Brother Messenger, come with me!"

"Hey hey, I haven't worn my pants yet..."

In the next second, Qin Yi and Chang'e appeared on the High Peak Palace!

"It's General Qin!"

"General Qin is here!"

"But General Qin dressed you as..."

All the gods stared at Qin Yi, who was not wearing pants, especially the Seven Fairies, the Weaver Girl, and the Nine Heavens Profound Girl. They also took close-up shots of the Huawei P30 zoom lens.

Qin Yi's face flushed, and he quickly sacrificed the Nine Dragons Bright Silver Armor given by the Jade Emperor last time.

The surrounding goddesses were still noisy, Qin Yi vaguely heard the word "big" many times.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "General Qin, you can count as coming, the Demon Realm has invaded, and the third heaven has already been hit, you should quickly lead your troops to capture the Jiuyou Lord alive!"

"It's the Jade Emperor."

Qin Yi was listless, because in his eyes, no one was his opponent.

Then Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha third prince, Erlang Shen Yang Jian, Lei Gong and Dianmu...

The most brave and eloquent generals in the whole heaven followed behind Qin Yi, soaring through the clouds, and descending to the third heaven.

In the triple sky, the countless generals of the heavenly soldiers have been lying on the ground in all directions, falling into a faint.

Not far away, was a tall and thin black robe masked man standing with his hands behind him, behind him was thirty thousand demon warriors.

This man was Heifeng, the lord of the Nine Netherlands of the Demon Realm, and he was quite the second in command of the Demon Realm, second only to the Demon Lord.

The black-robed man looked at Qin Yi and sneered, "Are you Qin Yi, the world's first general?"

"Black Wind, right? I'll give you a chance. Now you tie yourself up and go to the High Heaven Palace to confess your guilt, otherwise you will be at your own risk." Qin Yi said with a smile.

"Hehe, General Qin is really young and frivolous!" Hei Feng screamed up to the sky, "I don't think you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick!"

Qin Yi sneered, "What a coincidence, I really know!"

"Under the action of the earth's gravity, a large amount of gas gathers around the earth to form a thick atmosphere. Scientists usually regard the height of the atmosphere within 1,000 kilometers, that is, the ionosphere, so the sky is 1,000 kilometers high."

"If you stand at the pole of the earth, the distance from the surface to the center of the earth is about 6356.8 kilometers. If you stand on the equator, the distance from the surface to the center of the earth is about 6378.1 kilometers."

Hearing this, the lord of Jiuyou Heifeng showed his approving gaze and said: "General Qin, this seat has known that you know astronomy and geography, and that you know everything about astronomy and geography, and that you know everything about astronomy and geography. It is true today... Under this heavenly court, how good is it that you and I each have half of the country?!"

Facing the olive branch thrown by the enemy, Qin Yi smiled slightly, "I don't want to be a country, I just want to be your agent, or make your wife hair!"

Chapter 112 Qin Yi: What about the bug artifact?Everything can be reduced in dimensionality!

Heifeng looked confused, and couldn't help asking, "Where is the broker, and what is the sacred thing to make hair?"

Qin Yi was too lazy to explain and waved his hand, "All the gods, I think there is only a second in command in the devil world, so this general shouldn't need to take action."

Nezha stood up, "General Qin, give him to me!"

Qin Yi smiled and said: "Very good, a quick fight! If you catch the black wind alive within a minute, the winter homework this semester will be free!"

"Thank you General Qin!"

Nezha didn't need to write winter homework as soon as he heard it.

All the gods chanted together, cheering for Nezha.

Although Heifeng is the lord of Jiuyou, but his combat power is really average, he is gradually showing a decline under the cross attack of Huntianling and Qiankun circle.

"Haha, Lord Jiuyou, with just this ability, dare to attack my impenetrable heaven, really overwhelming!" Nezha smiled contemptuously.

Heifeng laughed, "Then let you feel the real fear!"

Hei Feng raised his palm, and a bright white ring appeared on his chest!

Immediately afterwards, a huge suction force was generated in the circle, which absorbed Nezha's universe and Huntianling!

The gods were shocked!

Ne Zha was even more stunned, and quickly turned and fled back to Qin Yi, "General Qin, his donut sucked all my magical artifacts away...No, this scene seems familiar!"

"I also feel familiar with this plot... Fuck, isn't his magic weapon the King Kong Zhuo of Taishang Laojun?!" Qin Yi said loudly.

King Tota Lee: "I rely on it, it's King Kong Zhuo!"

Huo De Xingjun: "Let me go, why is King Kongzhuo in the hands of people in the devil world?"

Lord Shui Dexing: "Hey, I haven't seen the old gentleman in the past two days..."

All the gods were panicked. At this time, Heifeng laughed loudly, "Haha, General Qin, I didn’t expect a traitor from your heavens. This time you are in the hands of Taishang Laojun. I'm afraid that you will not be willing to die !"

Qin Yi frowned, "Li Tianwang, hurry up and send someone to find Mr. Taishang!"

Hei Feng said again: "Don't look for it, Taishang Laojun was designed by this seat to close the Duanchangya under Jiuyou!"

It's just a piece of "Prosperity and Strong Fortune", which can make your gods and ghosts in the heavens fascinated. It seems that this heavenly court should be reorganized by another owner!"

When the gods heard this, they understood what was going on, and they all complained that the old man was not strong in will, but it was too late.

Qin Yi bit his lip tightly. He suddenly discovered that this so-called "Sovereign Red Envelope" was actually a time bomb that disturbed the Ten Thousand Realms, causing the people of the heavens and Ten Thousand Realms to panic and deceive me!

At this time, the black wind leaped high, holding the diamond, floating in the air, confidently shouting, "You celestial immortals, who would dare to fight this seat?"

Qin Yi also had a headache. If he sacrificed a golden cudgel, he would be absorbed by the judgment of Jingangzhuo.

As for the Xingtian armor summoning device, Dijia Transforming Device Shenguang Rod, Zijin Gourd, Fuxiqin... Certainly it will not escape the fate of being sucked!

Because the setting of King Kong Zhuo is too BUG, ​​water and fire are not invaded, and can hit everything.The most important thing is to collect all kinds of magic weapons and weapons infinitely, and the magical effects are endless.

Moreover, it was made by Kun Steel, and was also made by Huandan. It was quite spiritual. Back then, Taishang Laojun passed the letter pass and turned Hu into a Buddha's self-defense!

Such an important treasure was sold out for a [Prosperity and Strong Fortune] by Taishang Lao Jun. It can be seen how terrifying the temptation of "the supreme to issue a red envelope"!

Qin Yi said: "You guys will fight for a while, I will figure out a solution!"

As Qin Yi meditated on the spot, he fell into deep thought.

Upon seeing this, the gods could only bite the bullet and confront the black wind.