Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The old man was lying on the bed, and the old man was lying on the bed.

Zhang Yang, lying on the bed, took a long time to calm down his excitement.

Swipe!

"Success or failure is just around the corner. As long as I don't die, I'll swipe to death!"

"Look at me swiping a big future while I'm lying on the bed."

"As long as my hands are fast, it's not a dream to be rich enough to rival a country!"

Zhang Yang's eyes were red.

He opened the sharing function on his phone and continued to swipe the videos. One by one, the videos appeared on his phone with music.

Just as Zhang Yang was swiping the videos,

The sky in the sky of different dynasties and time and space began to move.

In each historical dynasty, the same thing happened a few years ago.

The sky fell!

That's right, a piece of the sky collapsed, and then a huge light curtain appeared from the sky, which could be seen clearly no matter where you stood.

At first, the court was shaken, and the people were in panic. Some people thought it was a punishment from the immortals, while others thought it was the immortals coming to the world.

This caused turmoil of varying sizes in each dynasty!

As time went by, the sky curtain did not change at all, and people got used to its existence over time.

In addition to the suppression of the court, the previous calm was restored, and everyone just listened to it as a drunken talk, without the initial fear and uneasiness.

However, everything changed today.

This sky curtain, it moved!

In the sky of each dynasty, the sky curtain made a rumbling sound accompanied by a huge dragon roar.

The Great Qin plane.

Ying Zheng wore a colorful black dragon robe, a six-inch crown on his head, and stared at the sky with sharp eyes.

The soldiers around him stared at the sky nervously, and Meng Tian shouted to protect the emperor!

The first emperor Ying Zheng stared at the sky with endless majesty in his eyes, exuding a terrifying imperial aura: "Such a movement is not something that humans can do. It must be done by immortals."

"I unified the six kingdoms and ended the war that lasted for hundreds of years. I was given the mandate by heaven. I have a long life and prosperity. I am the emperor. You don't have to panic. Back off!"

"Your Majesty, is it the immortal who is passing on the law?" Zhao Gao said on the side.

"Hurry up and set up the altar. I want to welcome the immortals into the world. You all follow me and wait for the immortals' instructions."

Ying Zheng waved his hand and gave an order excitedly.

In his opinion, this must be done by immortals, who want to give the method of longevity.

Just as Ying Zheng finished speaking, a woman in a black vest and black shorts twisted her waist with seductive eyes.

"Dynamic light waves, wave wave wave... Dynamic light waves, wave wave wave wave wave..."

Accompanied by the BGM, the woman danced hard, and the pair of breasts on her chest seemed to jump out of the woman's arms.

Every frown, every move, every glance, and every smile matched perfectly, simply teasing every nerve of the man.

This...

Behind Ying Zheng, Meng Tian, ​​Zhao Gao, Li Si and others stared at the sky in amazement.

For a moment, the atmosphere of embarrassment came over them.

A group of generals were so embarrassed that they wanted to run home and fight with their wives for three hundred rounds.

After a long time, the first emperor Ying Zheng said a few words: "How can this fairy woman be so undisciplined? It's really against morality."

Li Si and others quickly echoed: "It's really undisciplined... Your Majesty is right."

"Witch, this is a witch." Xu Fu said with his eyes staring at the sky with red eyes.

"Witch!"

"Witch, dare you come down and fight us for three hundred rounds!" Meng Tian and Wang Li roared to the sky!

However, whether it was Ying Zheng or the ministers behind him and the surrounding soldiers, they all stared at the sky.

Zhao Gao looked up at the sky and a tear fell unconsciously! He was still mumbling something.

"My youthful bird is gone and will never come back, never come back, it's gone!"

Han Dynasty.

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, pointed to the sky and said, "Wei Qing, Champion Marquis, what instructions did this immortal give? Did the Huns really die?"

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing stared at the sky with their eyes and said loudly, "Wait a minute, Your Majesty, we are observing the immortal's intention."

Liu Che: "..."

"Well, I will try to figure out the immortal's intention with you!"

Three Kingdoms

Cao Cao suddenly spilled the wine in his hand, stood up quickly, ran outside the camp and stared at the sky.

After a long time, Guo Jia saw that Cao Cao had not returned, so he took Xu Chu out to look for him.

Looking at Cao Cao standing outside the tent and looking up at the sky,

"My lord, be careful not to catch a cold, so go back to the tent!" Guo Jia advised.

"Don't worry, I'm just observing the stars.

That's all, it's absolutely meaningless."

Guo Jia pulled the corner of his mouth...

"Hey! My lord, why are you looking at the stars in broad daylight?" Xu Chu asked in confusion.

Cao Cao wiped his saliva and said, "You and the fool, you know nothing!"

Xu Chu slapped his head suddenly: "I understand, my lord, you are watching the ball, haha..."

"This immortal looks really cool, my lord!" Dian Wei said in a muffled voice.

Cao Cao looked back at Guo Jia and asked, "Feng Xiao, tell me, does this woman have a husband, and is her husband still alive!"

Guo Jia: "..."

"Zhang Yide from Yan is here, do you dare to come down and compete with your grandfather? "Zhang Fei shouted excitedly.

Guan Yu's face was already red, and it was even redder at this moment. He stood with one hand behind his back and looked up at the sky.

Liu Bei was also a little confused at this time. He felt that his third brother's weapon seemed to hit him.

"Third brother, quickly put away your crotch thing, it's hitting me!" Liu Bei whispered to Zhang Fei.

Tang Dynasty plane,

Zhenguan period.

Li Shimin stared at the sky and said: "Today's morning meeting is excused, come and watch the fairy dance with me, okay!"

Cheng Yaojin: "This dance is really beautiful, more charming than those Western women!"

Wei Zheng said with a dark face: "Your Majesty, this is not a fairy, it's clearly a foxy woman! And your Majesty, have you finished reviewing the memorial? "

Li Shimin looked at the large table of memorials in front of him, and his face darkened.

Ming Dynasty,

Hongwu period.

"Mao Xiang, check with us whether the woman in the sky is from Ming Dynasty."

Zhu Yuanzhang said angrily:

"This woman is disheveled and more wanton than a brothel girl. I have never seen such a shameless person."

"Check for us! Don't lead our Ming Dynasty women astray!"

Then he saw his sons drooling, and said angrily:

"Biao'er, don't look at it if you are not in good health, go back to your bedroom!"

Ming Dynasty,

Yongle period.

Zhu Di looked at the woman in the sky, flirting and posing, which touched every nerve of his.

"Come here, find this woman for me, and send her back to the palace after finding her! "

Zhu Di waved his hand, his eyes fixed on the jumping white rabbit in the sky.

All the ancient people in time and space were numb.

Countless women felt ashamed when they saw the sky.

Countless children were blinded by their parents.

Countless great scholars were furious.

Decai was so angry that his muscles were throbbing. In an instant, the three thousand Confucian scholars standing behind Confucius could vaguely see the muscles behind Confucius forming a word "德". Even Laozi was so angry that he almost fell off the back of the ox.