Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The emperor of Han Dynasty slapped Wei Zifu's slender thighs with laughter.

The slap marks were left on Wei Zifu's white legs, and Wei Zifu couldn't stop panting in pain.

Tang Dynasty.

"This later generation is really fun. Why haven't I heard of Li Bai?"

"It must be the Tang Dynasty in the later generations!"

"I just don't know what Brother Zheng would think when he sees this!"

When Li Shimin thought of this, the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

Other people in the hall looked at the sand sculpture video on the sky curtain and shouted "awesome" in their hearts!

...

At this moment, Li Bai was looking at the lazy and silly animation on the sky screen, and he was furious?

Is this silly animation himself?

He drew out the long sword from his waist!

"Damn, that kid did it, come on solo!"

Du Fu and others beside him hurriedly grabbed Li Bai, who was full of resentment.

"Brother Bai! Not really, not really, this..."

"Don't get excited! Brother Bai!"

Li Bai shouted angrily: "Kill one person every ten steps, leave no trace for a thousand miles, the sword of the river comes from the sky!"

"He started the big move in anger!"

Looking at the drunken Li Bai, Du Fu knocked him out with a stick.

The world suddenly became quiet...

It continued on the sky screen!

"The King of Qin swept the world, how majestic is the tiger?" Li Bai looked at the 40-meter-long King of Qin sword, and couldn't help but write a poem!

In the picture, Qin Shihuang, who was sitting on the stage, showed a shocked expression on his face!

"Damn, I saw through it at a glance. My Hu is a real god!"

Qin Shi Huang was shocked and ordered immediately:

"Untie him quickly!"

Then the two drank and talked happily face to face, with an expression of regret for not meeting each other earlier.

After three rounds of drinking, Qin Shi Huang asked about business.

He took Li Bai's hand and said expectantly:

"May I ask if the immortals have elixirs?"

Li Bai laughed immediately!

"Hahaha...you finally asked the right person."

"I, Li Bai, have been professionally refining elixirs for 30 years. I have been traveling to famous mountains all my life. I have seen many immortals!"

After saying that, he took out a pill made of chocolate from his pocket and said:

"Look, Brother Zheng, the freshly baked Wanshou Pill, one will make you an immortal, two will make you ascend to heaven.

Qin Shi Huang looked at the two pills made of chocolate and couldn't help but exclaimed:

"Oh, the power is boundless, the power is boundless! "

Then he snatched the pill from Li Bai's hand without leaving a trace.

The people under the sky watched the two singing in unison like a crosstalk, and they all laughed like crazy!

Daqin.

"Hold it! Hold it, I am their ancestor, I can't be so stingy!"

"I have to be generous!" Ying Zheng took a deep breath and told himself to be rational over and over again!

Everyone in the hall was flushed with suffocation. They had never seen such a Ying Zheng.

Looking at the somewhat wretched little man on the sky, everyone was restraining themselves to the extreme!

For the sake of the nine clans, for the family, for the official hat, this laugh can't be laughed.

Dahan.

"Haha... I can't do it, I can't do it! I'm almost dying of laughter! "Emperor Wu of Han laughed so hard that he fell backwards and couldn't straighten his back!

His laughter resounded throughout the palace.

While laughing, he slapped Wei Zifu's thigh with his hand.

He had just witnessed Li Bai taking out the medicine, and this scene made him feel extremely funny and ridiculous.

Li Bai actually took out the bottle of medicine from his crotch,

Tang Dynasty.

Du Fu and others looked at the pills that Li Bai took out on the sky, and then looked at Brother Bai who was knocked unconscious by a stick in shock!

"When did Brother Bai still have this skill?" One person said with some surprise.

"Yes! Is this pill serious?"

"I'm afraid you will see your grandmother if you eat it!"

After all, they have known Li Bai for such a long time, and they have never seen him practice alchemy.

At this time on the sky!

Qin Shihuang asked Li Bai again:

"Uh, immortal dare to ask me about the fate of the Great Qin? "

Li Bai sighed with regret in his eyes.

"Alas, the Hu people destroyed the Qin Dynasty!"

"You hit the nail on the head. I said that the northern Hu people are the biggest threat to the Qin Dynasty. But Taibai, don't worry. The army has been sent and the Great Wall has been built!"

"Haha..."

Qin Shihuang laughed as if he had known it for a long time.

Li Bai couldn't help interrupting:

"Well, the child's education must keep up."

Qin Shihuang couldn't help showing a proud expression on his face when he heard this.

"Humph, Prince Fusu

Also sent to train to fight the Huns, such an arrangement is in line with God's will, right? "

Li Bai was really speechless

"Uh, okay, then I'm leaving!"

Qin Shihuang saw this and grabbed Li Bai, saying humorously:

"Oh, my Taibai Jinxing, please don't go to heaven!"

"My Qin hegemony needs you"

The two hugged and cried, with an expression of regret for not meeting each other earlier.

"Zheng Ge understands me. Taibai's lifelong wish is to become a prime minister from a commoner and rise to the top."

"Oh, it's a pity that I have already appointed Li Si as prime minister. If I could do it again, I would choose Li Bai!" Qin Shihuang said regretfully while holding Li Bai.

"You can still be the emperor's teacher!" Li Bai blurted out.

Then I saw Qin Shihuang's face was gloomy, and his eyes were shining.

"Oh, you want to teach me how to do things? ”

Just when Li Bai thought he had said something wrong, Qin Shi Huang's face suddenly changed!

With a shocked expression on his face, he said loudly:

"An immortal is an immortal. He actually guessed Zheng's thoughts three times in a row!"

This scene made Li Bai stunned!

"Everyone laughs at Zheng's lack of literary talent, but the immortal's writing is so impressive that it can move the wind and rain, and his poems can make ghosts and gods weep."

"If you tutor me on weekends and teach me how to write poems, you will be the emperor's teacher of the ages!"

When Li Bai heard Qin Shi Huang's words, he was so moved that he trembled all over.

"Ah...ah! Brother Zheng!"

Then Li Bai was awakened by Du Fu.

"Taibai, Brother Bai. "

Li Bai in the video was full of black lines in his head, he was almost able to become the teacher of the greatest emperor in history!

Just a little bit!

Du Fu looked at the melancholy Li Bai and couldn't help but wonder, what's wrong with Brother Bai? Maybe he drank too much yesterday and got stupid, brother?

The video came to the end at this time!

The barrage also came overwhelmingly.

——"Haha... I laughed like crazy, Brother Zheng is so cute!"

——"When did Li Bai change his career to make elixirs?"

——"As long as he doesn't write poetry, he can do anything!"

...

Ying Zheng under the sky couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief at this time!

The expression on his face also eased a lot.

"Fortunately, fortunately, it's finally over! ”

My three views are all shattered!

My dignity has been destroyed by these descendants!

Emperors from all time and space were almost fainted by the silly videos made by these descendants.

Only Li Bai was working hard to write poems!

Ten poems a day, he must make his descendants recite them every day!

Otherwise, it will be difficult to eliminate his hatred!

At the same time, a new video title was refreshed on the sky screen,

"If the ancients came to take the modern college entrance examination!"

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