Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The emperor of Han Dynasty looked at the two hills of potatoes and sweet potatoes in front of him, and he felt so happy! Tang Dynasty. Li Shimin happily jumped into the potato pile and was buried! "Haha... one mu can produce 2,000 kilograms!" This scared Cheng Yaojin, who thought the emperor was crazy! Ming Hongwu. Zhu Yuanzhang stared at the potatoes and sweet potatoes in front of him, and he was stunned! "Is this the food that produces 2,000 kilograms per mu?" "We should plant it in our palace! No... just plant it full..." "Tear down all those useless buildings and plant potatoes!" Ming Yongle plane. Zhu Di rushed to Mobei overnight carrying potatoes and sweet potatoes!

"I declare that I will not go back, and I will stay in Mobei from now on!"

"With these potatoes and sweet potatoes, my Mobei has more than five proofs."

...

The scene on the sky curtain changed.

[Unofficial history may not be true, but it is definitely unofficial! ]

At this time, the voice-over of the sky curtain sounded.

[Historian, this name should not be unfamiliar to most people. ]

[From ancient times to the present, no matter how the times change, the position of historian has always existed. ]

[As a historian, the most important responsibility is to remain fair and impartial. ]

[To put it bluntly, it is fair, fair, and damn fair. ]

[They should be like a mirror, truthfully recording various events and people, whether it is glorious deeds or dark history, and never favor one side. ]

[Historians use their pens to silently record the past that many people are reluctant to mention, and these records have become witnesses of history. ]

[Even the emperors who were high above were curious about what the historians recorded, and were eager to explore the secrets in order to understand their true status and influence in the long river of history! ]

[However, because of this, historians were regarded as a high-risk profession in ancient times. ]

[They were like walking on the edge of a knife, and a little carelessness could lead to death. ]

[Every time they wrote, it was related to their own life and death. ]

[In this case, why didn't the emperor find an obedient historian? Wouldn't it be nice to write whatever he wanted? ]

Tang Dynasty plane.

Taizong's mouth corners raised slightly, revealing a barely perceptible smile.

After being confused by the sky for a long time, he finally encountered a less difficult problem.

Hey, I am familiar with this question.

"History is a mirror that shows the rise and fall of nations." The mission of historians is like a torch, illuminating the long road of Chinese history and culture. Their duty is to record and pass on the history carefully.

To provide a reference for future generations!

Qing Dynasty plane.

Qianlong said, "Didn't this historian write whatever he was told to write? Could it be that he couldn't write it himself?"

The next sentence of Tianmu made people in all time and space planes curious!

[If there is no official history recorded by historians, then unofficial history will surely grow like weeds! Its "wild" nature is enough to break the hearts of celebrities in history! ]

[Let us enjoy those unofficial histories that are not authentic, but must be wild! ]

[One: "Unofficial history records that Guan Yu was killed by Hua Tuo."]

[While Hua Tuo was healing Guan Yu, he suddenly stabbed him in the temple with a bone scraper. ]

[He was still shouting: "Do you still remember my son Hua Xiong?"]

Some netizens said: "Hua Xiong was killed with warm wine, what does it have to do with Guan Yu?"

[Two: "According to unofficial history, the reason why Zhuge Liang could predict wind and rain was because he had cold legs!"]

["So every time it was windy and rainy, he would feel pain in his legs!"]

[Three: According to unofficial history, Zhao Yun died of cholecystitis. Although cholecystitis is not a fatal disease, Zhao Yun was very brave! 】

Netizens said: "It makes sense. I guess Gou Jian was most afraid of Zhao Yun, because Zhao Yun was so brave that he couldn't stand it."

【Four: "According to unofficial history, Liu Chan was Cao Cao's son. When Guan Yu entered Cao's camp, he brought Liu Bei's wife with him. Cao Cao loved married women, not to mention the wife of his enemy. He couldn't control himself and did this."

【"It can be seen from the fact that Guan Yu took Liu Bei's wife through five passes and killed six generals. Guan Yu, a military general, naturally had nothing to say, but why was Liu Bei's wife unscathed? It can be seen that Mrs. Gan was pregnant with Cao Cao's child."

Netizens said: "From Liu Bei abandoning his wife and children at Changbanpo,

You can tell what happened, but Zhao Yun didn't know! So he went in and out seven times to rescue Adou! But no one in Cao's camp shot an arrow? "

"Then Liu Bei was so angry that he threw the child, which proved the authenticity of this matter."

Three Kingdoms plane.

Cao Cao looked at the broadcast on the sky screen and looked at everyone with an innocent expression.

"People in later generations are really good at making up stories. I, Cao, have read the Four Books and Five Classics after all. How could I do such a thing?"

However, everyone in the camp cast a questioning look.

"Are you sure, lord? Then you want me to help you rob someone else's wife?" Xu Chu said with disbelief.

Cao Cao was a little angry and said: "You man, you know nothing! Even for Guan Yu, I can't do it!"

"Then I believe it. You treat Guan Yu better than your own father! I said, why doesn't the lord do it! "Xu Chu said seriously.

Zhuge Liang: "Brother, that's astronomy and geography. You know, damn old cold legs?"

Zhao Yun: "What is cholecystitis? It seems that I should go to see Hua Tuo when I have time!"

Guan Yu: ...

Liu Bei was so angry that he was fuming. This later generation of people actually slandered him so much. I really couldn't stand it!

It's okay to slander him, but also to involve his wife and son, which is a bit too much.

What if his Adou really believed it?

The untrue unofficial history in the sky is still playing.

[Five: "Unofficial history records that Zhou Yu was actually suffocated to death by Zhuge Liang. ”]

[Zhou Yu faked his death to trick Zhuge Liang into coming to mourn for him, and deliberately left a hole on the coffin for breathing. As a result, Zhuge Liang was too sad and accidentally blocked the hole with his finger, and Zhou Yu was suffocated to death.]

[Six: "Zhuge Liang's wife Huang Yueying was actually Sima Yi in disguise!"]

[The purpose was to drain Zhuge Liang dry, but later he found that he could not consume him, so he went back. However, Zhuge Liang had already fallen in love with Sima Yi, so he came up with the idea of ​​sending Sima Yi women's clothes to make him change his mind.]

[Seven: According to unofficial history, Han Xin had two nobles in his life, one was Xiao He and the other was Meng Lei!]

Netizens said: "No problem. National Han Xin, please fight!"

[Eight: According to unofficial history, Zhao Yun went in and out seven times, but there was no injury on his body. His wife was very curious, so she took an embroidery needle and stabbed Zhao Yun's back, and then the bleeding continued. Thus, a generation of famous generals fell! ”】

The comments on the sky screen floated one by one.

"This unofficial history is really wild!"

"That's right! After all, it's unofficial history, it's not authentic, but it must be wild!"

"Sima Yi, that really broke my defense!"

"But why do I feel that Adou is so reasonable?"

"I think some unofficial history may be true. I just received a text message from Qin Shihuang, saying that he found the elixir of immortality and urgently needs 500 yuan!"

"By the way, is there a possibility that Zhuge Liang really has old cold legs?"

"Then do you think there is a possibility that Huang Yueying is Zhou Yu in disguise? "

Three Kingdoms plane.

Zhuge Liang was stunned as he watched the wild history becoming more and more wild.

It seems that this historian really needs to be protected!

Otherwise, I wonder what wild history will be more wild than this in the future.

I was so wise in this life, but I ended up with cold legs?

And I still say that my wife is Sima the old thief?

…

At the same time, the sky curtain slid with Zhang Yang's big hand, and a new video appeared in the sky curtain.

[All fear comes from insufficient firepower!]