Water Margin: Spit on Lin Chong at the beginning!

Dong Chao suddenly became serious: “Brother, don’t talk nonsense, remember not to be so rude in front of Lord Zongze!” ”

Wu Song asked strangely, “Brother knows that Zongze?” ”

Dong Chao shook his head: “God has been friends for a long time, but I haven’t seen it.” If it weren’t for these embarrassing things, I would really like to meet them. ”

Wu Song was even more strange: “Why does that brother respect him so much?” ”

This one…… Dong Chao coughed and took out the style of being a brother: “Let you listen to you, where are so many why?” In addition, if I remember correctly, there is also a Tian Li named Sun Li in Dengzhou, who is a good man, and brothers can be closer and closer. ”

Wu Song pouted again: “It’s better for my brother to go to Dengzhou with my brother.” At most, if you are not an official, just go and play? ”

Dong Chao thought about it or refused: “After all, I killed Cai Jing’s godson, I can’t say that he will come to find trouble, or disappear completely.” Being bumped into with you, not to mention the brother, even Lord Qian Shouli will be in trouble. ”

Wu Song sighed in disappointment: “Where is that brother going to go?” Cangzhou Chai official mansion? ”

Dong Chao thought about it: “At the beginning, we agreed that Brother Zhishen settled our family, so we went to Shuibo Liangshan to ask Sect Head Lin to go to Dengzhou together. Now when I go to Cangzhou again, I am afraid that I will not meet my IQ brother. It’s better to go to Liangshan to hang out with Sect Head Lin for some time, and then make plans when Brother Zhishen arrives. The brother settled in Dengzhou, but someone sent a letter to Cangzhou, so as not to worry about Da Lang. ”

Wu Song nodded: “Don’t worry, brother, Erlang will understand.” It’s just that I don’t realize that I have been with my brother for a year, and this is still reluctant. ”

Dong Chao said with a smile: “The eldest husband walks around with a gun, and our brothers will finally get together again!” When the brother arrives in Dengzhou, remember to guard against arrogance and irritability, play less and drink less, and listen to the teachings of Lord Zongze more in case of trouble. In the future, Tengda, my brother may have to rely on my brother! ”

The two brothers said this to themselves, and before they knew it, it was late at night, and the wine was almost the same, and they each rested.

Early the next morning, Dong Chao woke up first. He was not called Wu Song, but only wrote a letter and put it on the table, gently pushed open the door, and went out of the city to go to Liangshan.

It was a scorching summer day in mid-May, and it was unusually hot. Dong Chao himself got up every Friday, walked cool in the morning, and rested when it was hot in the middle of the day, but it was not very hard.

On this day, Dong Chao walked to a fork in the crossroads, saw that the sun had gone up, and the sky was getting warmer, so he wanted to find a place to rest. Just as far ahead, there were about a few grass houses under the dirt slope, and a curtain was picked on the willow tree by the stream, and the word “wine” was hanged.

Dong Chao walked in, but a woman, wearing a green gauze shirt, opened her chest, exposed the waist of the pink gauze master, came to greet her: “Guest officer, stop.” Our family has good wine and good meat. When it comes to snacks, it’s a big steamed bun! ”

Dong Chao casually found a table to sit at, put down the package he carried, and said, “Don’t ask how much, just boil the wine.” Cut the meat into three or five pounds, and pay you back as soon as you send it. ”

The woman smiled and entered, and soon cut out two plates of meat from it, brought out a large barrel of wine, put down three large bowls, and sifted three bowls of wine and placed them on the table. I didn’t go back, so I stood there and watched Dong Chao eat with a smile.

Dong Chao took a bowl of wine and ate it in his mouth, and before he could swallow, he suddenly choked. There was a good cough, and it all spewed out.

While helping Dong Chao pound his back, the woman laughed and said, “Is the guest officer Xu hungry and thirsty when he leaves?” Don’t drink in such a hurry. Wine and meat, take your time. When you have eaten, you can go to the back tree to cool off. If you want to rest, you might as well rest in my house. ”

Dong Chao coughed, and his brain spun rapidly: It’s really calm for a long time, and my head is also comfortable, and I am less alert. Today I almost capsized in the gutter.

It turned out that Dong Chao ate a lot of wine, and he could drink it as well. As soon as Fang Cai had just taken the wine, he already realized that the taste was wrong: it was not the usual village turbid wine that was sour, nor was it the best wine, it seemed to be mixed with something else.

So he pretended to choke, took advantage of the opportunity to cough, and spewed out all the wine in his mouth.

Dong Chao thought about it, and his heart became clearer: the fork of the cross road was at the fork, and there was a hillside in the dense forest in front of the mouth. Isn’t this terrain a “cross slope”?

If he reacted a little later today, he was afraid that he would be the bun filling of this dominatrix for Li Ermonk.

After a while, Dong Chao finished coughing and thought it through. Straightened up and brought another bowl of wine, but did not eat it, only stared at the woman next to him.

The woman was embarrassed to see this, and said angrily: “If the guest officer is hungry and thirsty, eat wine quickly.” In the broad daylight, where do you just look at your eyes? ”

Dong Chao said with a smile: “The boss lady must not be blamed.” Who let you have a pair of small fists, the back of the hammer is comfortable, but it reminds you of the insider in the distance. It was not easy for her to watch the old and the young at home, and she suddenly wanted to toast her with a bowl. If the proprietress does not dislike it, how about eating this bowl of wine for her? ”

The woman blushed and said, “You guest officer can tease people, who will be like your insider?” In the past, the slave family did not eat wine, and if the guest official really wanted to pay respect, the slave family would replace the wine with tea and eat a bowl for the distant sister and the guest official. ”