Water Margin’s strongest mountain king

Cross Slope was sparsely populated, there were not many merchants coming and going, and at this time, there were no other drinkers in the entire hotel except Zhang Wolong and Wu Song’s group.

Despite this, the manpower in the hotel still seems to be a little insufficient, perhaps they are busy chopping people to make human meat buns, and they can’t spare time, so they will let Sun Erniang, the boss lady, personally receive it.

Sun Erniang walked into the inner hall with a smile and ordered inside, and after a long time, the bartender slowly swallowed and brought out a large barrel of wine from it.

The wine barrel that looked extremely heavy in the hands of the bartender came to this Sun Erniang, but it was mentioned like a child’s play, and it was simply mentioned.

After serving wine and dishes to the two tables one after another, Sun Erniang smiled again and sold her own “signature dim sum” to everyone: “A few guest officials, the small shop still has good steamed buns, the size of the thief is big, do you want to come a little?” ”

When the two tolerances heard it, they couldn’t help but joke about Sun Erniang: “Boss lady, what a big steamed bun?” Are those two on you so big? Hahaha…”

The two laughed while asking, perhaps also seeing that there were not many people in this hotel, so the boldness followed, and in addition to casual teasing, they couldn’t help but gesture with their hands, with a trace of fire ~ hot in their eyes.

Sun Erniang was teased by these two people in public, and she was not angry, but just smiled and replied: “It’s not big, don’t you know when you see it?” ”

When Wu Song heard this, he couldn’t help but frown with disgust on his face: With his many years of experience in breaking into rivers and lakes, he had already seen some strangeness in this store.

Looking at the bartender’s slow swallowing just now, and the appearance of this lady lifting a heavy weight when she lifted the wine, it was basically concluded: this woman in front of her is a master who can do kung fu!

A woman who knows kung fu, but opens a hotel in this place where birds don’t, if you want to hide your identity, naturally you should keep a low profile, but now she shows an abnormal wind ~ coquettish appearance, and she is not angry about the teasing of these two tolerances, but very cooperative, which is already a little abnormal.

In particular, the woman’s smiling eyes still look at the packages beside everyone from time to time, which is even more doubtful!

Wu Song couldn’t help but flash a hint of vigilance in his heart, he didn’t have much to say about these two people who were responsible for escorting him, but just reminded in a low voice: “This woman is not simple, just don’t get into trouble!” ”

The two of them had a nonchalant expression on their faces, thinking: What kind of trouble can a woman cause? Besides, this woman looks full of desire and dissatisfaction, maybe she can take the opportunity to earn a joy, what about a few words of teasing?

Seeing this, Wu Song sighed in his heart, shook his head without speaking, and inadvertently, looked towards Zhang Wolong again.

Zhang Wolong was also a little curious about the legendary human flesh steamed buns; Since you want to sell, just take a look, or open your eyes, so as not to know the way later!

Under Sun Erniang’s enthusiastic promotion, two baskets of freshly steamed steamed buns were quickly served.

The two of them took the opportunity to tease a few more words, and then they ate beautifully, eating so cheerfully, they couldn’t help but praise: “Delicious!” ”

Wu Song broke the steamed bun and looked at it, and couldn’t help frowning again.

Zhang Wolong had already picked out the steamed bun meat filling at this time, and when he looked carefully, he saw that there were still a few curly hairs in the meat filling, like something that was very much like a certain part ~ position of the human body…

This unexpected discovery almost made Zhang Wolong sick, Jian raised his eyebrows, and couldn’t help but speak: “Restaurant, what kind of stuffing is this steamed bun made of?” Human flesh, or dog meat? ”

When the woman heard this, her face changed slightly, and she quickly chuckled: “The guest officer said that he laughed!” Small shop, this is a serious business, where is there any human flesh steamed buns? What does dog meat taste like? The steamed buns are all made of serious beef, if the guest officer does not believe it, try it carefully? ”

Zhang Wolong smiled: If I want to believe your words, I will come to the ghost!

Wu Song handed over a meaningful smile, nodded slightly, and then said, “If this brother asked just now, I just wanted to ask!”

When walking in the rivers and lakes before, I heard such a saying, ‘Big tree cross slope, who dares to go there?’ The fat ones are cut to make steamed bun filling, but the thin ones are taken to fill the river. ’

I don’t know, is it true? ”

Zhang Wolong smiled and responded: “It’s very coincidental to say, I have heard this statement to some extent!” It is estimated that most of them are true! ”

The two looked at each other across the table, looked at each other and smiled, and there was a sense of “the hero sees the same thing” in it.

When the two of them heard this, they couldn’t help but change their faces, quickly stopped the steamed bun in their mouths, and said in horror: “Wudutou, what you just said, shouldn’t it be a joke?” ”

Sun Erniang couldn’t help but have a black line, and quickly snorted, used to hide the strangeness on her face, and said with a smile: “Two guest officers, this joke is too much!” The little woman is a woman and a Taoist family, she has no skills, let alone the guts, how dare she do that kind of business? Besides, the guest official didn’t even taste a bite of the steamed buns, why did he come to such a conclusion and wronged people in vain? ”

Hearing the boss lady say this, the two tolerances also quickly said: “Not bad, I am afraid that this joke has gone too far!” This steamed bun tastes really good, or do you want to taste it and then make a conclusion? ”

Wu Song smiled, and did not force it to break: even if you are sure of some things, in the absence of conclusive evidence, it is not good to start directly, just wait for this woman to show her horse’s feet later, and then it is not too late to calculate!

At the same time, Zhang Wolong naturally made the same plan, so he quickly followed with a haha, and then shouted to add some more wine!

Wu Song followed and also began to order wine, and then complained that the wine did not taste strong enough, so let the better wine be served again!

The two sang and reconciled, although they had not talked head-on, but they were like a spiritual rhino, and they sang a double reed in the air, and this cooperation was no one.

Sun Erniang sneered in her heart, and she was angry when she saw these two.

When she noticed the large package next to several people, she had already made up her mind, ready to take the opportunity to add some sweat medicine, turn over these fat sheep together, and then slaughter them fiercely to make new human meat steamed buns!

Seeing that the two tables were busy shouting wine, Sun Erniang smiled on her face: “There is still some strong wine, but it is muddy, I am afraid that the guest official will not be satisfied!” ”

Zhang Wolong and Wu Song smiled heartily, knowing that this lady was afraid that she was going to make trouble!

The two looked at each other and shouted almost at the same time: “Best, the more muddy the better!” Although it comes up! ”