We keep getting divorced

I sat in the certificate processing hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau all morning and watched a pair of men and women coming and going with little red books. Some were sweet and happy, some looked cold, some whispered in the eardrum, and some scolded each other

I know the cover of the divorce certificate used to be blue, because the Chinese think marriage is a good thing, and divorce is bad luck. In order to get rid of this pedantic, foolish and cruel traditional concept, the state also changed the divorce certificate to red.

Seriously, it's hard to understand the thinking of the country with my IQ. Does changing the divorce certificate to the same red as the marriage certificate mean that divorce is also happy? Is this directly related to the soaring divorce rate?

I can't think of the world. I only know that my heart is very heavy at the moment. Blue thin mushroom!

I can't help thinking of the past bit by bit... Tang Monk crossing into a yellow faced woman's daily life!

At lunchtime, Lu Jinyu called and asked me to go to a Japanese style restaurant in Swire square to have dinner with him. There was also a large section of ancient Chinese words like a gust of wind. I don't know what it means.

"When I woke up, I suddenly felt that it was difficult to eat meals in the palace after aunt Yang from the imperial dining room returned home. In particular, a concubine is only afraid not to cook. Once she cooks, she will have a plan... "

I was stunned: "Lu Jinyu, did you take the wrong medicine?"

A man ignored and continued to talk on the phone: "I hesitated for a long time towards the bowl of bass porridge and didn't dare to move the spoon. I remember Ning GUI's sudden hospitality a few days ago. A few home-made dishes made me lose my shares in lemy plastic surgery... "

My anger: "Hey, what do you mean?"

At the same time, my heart is also secretly flustered. Won't this goods go back on its promise?

I only heard a slap on the other end of the phone. It seems that Lu Jinyu lit a cigarette with a lighter, took a deep breath and then said, "I haven't slept all night. I was emptied by her this morning, and all the public food has been handed in. Now she put a bowl of seemingly sweet perch porridge in front of me. I was thinking, "what does she want this time?"

"I want you! Can you speak well? "

"Therefore, I have to doubt that he Dinghong was laid in the porridge. Ning GUI wants to claim my life! But I can only find food in the palace! "

"What a mess? Don't you just want to go out for dinner? Just say it! " I was so angry that I thought I wouldn't cook for you in the future.

Of course, I don't have a chance to cook for you after divorce

"You'd better calm down. I think of you too. I have to say that your cooking skills have declined a little in the past six months. In order to better lock the man's stomach after Ning's remarriage, I'll make an exception today to take you out of the palace and learn from folk chefs! "

I rolled my eyes and said, "OK, I'll learn! It's bothering you. Ning canding will live up to your expectations. "

"That's good! Hurry to Taikoo square to wait for the order. Don't neglect it, otherwise... Hum... "The goods laughed again.

"How?"

"Stick to death!" Word by word, with obscene insidiousness.

I was stunned: "what? What the hell is bating? Ten feet red? "

"Stupid! My big stick punishes you and makes you die in the air... "

His funny smile came from the other end of the phone, which made people shudder.

……

I'm sure Lu Jinyu took the wrong medicine today!

After my mother rushed to the wine house where few bird people ate, he didn't show up again. He just kept ordering me to taste all kinds of Japanese food on the phone.

And report the taste to him while eating? That's enough. I finally ate my mother's belly.

"Hey, I'm dead. When the fuck are you coming?"

In the private room, I lay on the table and asked weakly on the phone.

"It seems that Ning Guiren is full of wine and food!" On the phone, he smiled with satisfaction, "as the saying goes, I'm full of warmth and lust. In order to prevent ninggui people from mess, I have to make another order!"

"Come on, my concubine... My concubine is waiting!" I answered powerlessly.

"Hurry to the underground parking lot. I'm not very comfortable in my car. I need someone to massage me! Do you understand? "

When the words fell, the phone in my hand naturally slipped, accompanied by a loveless whisper

"Lu Jinyu, I ~ fuck ~ you ~ big ~ Ye."

"Sorry, my father is the only son. I don't have an uncle to fuck you!"

Me:

Don't you just want to continue your work? What are you doing with this mess? What else are you talking about?

Sorry, I changed from pig Bajie. When I'm full of warmth, I can only

Sleepy!

So, I didn't mean to resist, but I was really sleepy. Think that Ning can didn't sleep all night last night. After the phone hung up, I snored on the table

When I woke up, I didn't know what time it was in the afternoon. I was still in the private room of the tavern. Lu Jinyu sat opposite on the tatami and smoked. My face was basically swollen, although I still had two band aids attached.

"Dare to resist? Hum, you're dead! " He curled his lips and sneered.

I was too lazy to talk to him. I didn't have time to accompany him in the court play of the Oscar winner. I took a paper towel to wipe the saliva flowing in my dream from my mouth.

"Are you finally willing to appear?" I picked up my bag and stood up, "hurry up and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

"Don't worry, yamen still has more than an hour to get off work. Tell me, what should you do if you disobey the order? "

"What else can I do? Cold! " I crumpled up the paper towel that had just wiped my saliva, and threw it at him angrily.

"Cool?" He shrunk his mouth and shook his head. "Sorry, I didn't! At this time, the only part of me that is ill is heat, very dry, very dry heat... "

Nima, what's wrong? I think I owe it!

Well, I owe Cao!

I didn't want to answer, but suddenly my eyes turned. I smiled and said provocatively, "well... Do you want my concubine to massage you here?"

"Hey, hey, I'll wait for you!"

He snuffed out the cigarette with a sly smile and came over to hold me tightly. He really wanted to... What?

I panicked. "Hey, what are you doing? You're not coming, are you serious? Here... This is a restaurant! "

"Well, I've wrapped up the whole wine house. If concubine AI doesn't want to do it in the private room, you and I can go to the back kitchen or the stage. "

I'll go. It's really inappropriate!

"Love imperial concubine, I have a taste of food for you!"

I was so angry that I pushed him away with a slap: "go, go, smell a fart?! How many times have you touched me in the past two years? Can you count every slap? "

"..." he was spewed out, as if he were suffering.

Seeing some embarrassment in the atmosphere, I pretended to be unhappy and round the scene: "besides, I'm not afraid of monitoring here?"

Lu Jinyu immediately smiled: "I'm worried about my concubine. No one in the world dares to take my Xiangyan video!"

Then he threw me down on the tatami.

I didn't refuse again. Maybe I was distressed. He still had a wound on his face; Perhaps he was afraid of turning back on the stock agreement after the atmosphere was frozen.

Next we... Omit n words here!

Just one thing: this time it's wearing clothes. It's very exciting!

It should also be noted that he confessed that the home wine house was newly invested by him and had just opened, so there were few customers. It was most suitable for field combat.

I am speechless

By the way, I want to add the most important point!

When kissing, I found that there was a residual aftertaste of bass porridge in his mouth. It turned out that this product had already drunk my porridge. And in my memory, he doesn't like Japanese food, but I like it very much. No wonder he wants to tease me like that to eat alone.

I just have some doubts. Since he doesn't like Japanese food, why does he invest in a tavern? Is this a profitable business?

I don't know the market and I don't have that business sense. I just subconsciously thought that Bao Xiaosong's "clinic" is also a Japanese harmony wooden house

Oh, no, it's song Xiaobao!

After the execution of the stick punishment, while finishing her clothes, Lu Jinyu said, "go and go to the lawyer's office to notarize the share transfer!"

I was confused: "didn't you say you wanted to get a divorce first?"

"Are you impatient to leave me, or do you have no legal knowledge at all?" He finally put away his old words and glared at me. There was no good way.

"What common sense of law? Don't understand? "

"Stupid! The law expressly stipulates that as long as it is clearly stated that it is given to only one party, it belongs to personal property, and there is no suspicion of joint property between husband and wife. " He was very agitated. "I can't tell you for a while, you illiterate. Don't talk nonsense, tidy up your clothes and leave!"

"That is to say, as long as I do notarization in the lawyer's office, even if I don't divorce, the shares are owned by me?" I felt a burst of joy.

He took my hand and went out, "yes, you're all alone. It has nothing to do with me! Are you satisfied now? You don't have to hurry. Why don't you leave with me? "

"Go away, who's in a hurry? I'm not afraid of delaying your marriage to Chen Zhiyan? "

He was sprayed.

"So... I have control over the shares?" I thought about it and asked again.

"What do you mean by dominance?" He was alert and immediately suspicious.

I was a little flustered and worried that he would see the clue.

So he brazenly said, "I've thought about it carefully. Deer neighing is not an ordinary person. It must be a big demon. It's difficult for Ning can, a weak woman, to deal with him. Alas, there's a long way to go. If I'm really unfair to your father in the future, I'll sell my shares. Is the money enough for me to live the rest of my life? "

He pinched my face and angrily replied, "are you still a weak girl? Which weak girl can be the first sister on campus? A dead woman has a thick skin! "

I opened his hand, deliberately winked at him and said solemnly, "ah, I'm not talking nonsense. If you don't want me to have some money for the rest of my life, take back the agreement as soon as possible. I won't say you go back on your word, even though everyone on earth knows that deer have nothing to say, right? "

He didn't bother to answer. He threw me away and walked forward.

"Don't follow me. Hurry up. I have something else to do!"

The notarization process is very smooth, and Ning can's plan is moving forward perfectly.

But after coming out of the lawyer's office, Lu Jinyu went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a divorce certificate on the pretext that the company had something urgent to rush over.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that the ticket was changed to 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. Go home and pack your bags. What... You don't have to take a condom. I still like not to be separated from you. " In the elevator, he told me.

I was a little stubborn and confused: "why do you have to leave in such a hurry? Don't wait to pull the divorce certificate first? "

He immediately pulled down his face and threw my hand away.

Just as the bell rang, the elevator door opened and reached the underground parking lot, Lu Jinyu angrily went straight to his car and left me behind.

"Hey, wait for me! You won't take me home? "

"Take a taxi!"

I'm speechless.

In this way, the divorce was delayed again!