We keep getting divorced

"Well, well, don't bother you two. I'll make you laugh." Mr. Jin quickly took out his paper towel to wipe his mouth, opened his eyes and asked, "is Xiaobao in trouble? Let your girlfriend worry? "

"In fact, I can't make trouble. I can handle it myself. But women are jealous and have to get involved. " A man's smile solidified and weakly avoided.

I didn't bother to talk to him and thought, am I really jealous?

At this time, the food that can't be seen on the left and right finally came!

A man looked at the two lion heads and wondered, "there are only two? How do you divide the three? What a wonderful dish you ordered! "

I didn't bother to pay attention to him. I took the lion's head to Mr. Jin and asked, "teacher, do you know the name of this dish?"

"Isn't it braised lion's head?" Miss Jin also looked puzzled.

"Does the teacher know how to braised lion's head?"

Mr. Jin nodded, briefly described the recipes and practices, and added: "there is no egg yolk in meatballs in other places, but we Haicheng people like to add the egg yolk of a salted duck egg in the heart of the ball."

“BINGO！ Teacher, you are right! This dish is what Ning can is best at. It is also the favorite dish of Xiaobao's brother. But it's different from the lion's head outside. There's a mystery inside... "

Then I turned arrogantly to a man and asked, "Xiaobao, do you remember where the mystery of this dish is?"

A man was ignorant and thought that song Xiaobao didn't tell him this. Since he could confess everything about his past school, why should Mao hide a dish with Ning can?

At this time, he didn't know that I was talking nonsense!

A couple of poor sisters and brothers with Xiaobao's brother had a lot of opportunities to eat braised lion's head?

Seeing him stunned, I smiled with satisfaction: "the secret of this dish is that only one of the two meatballs has egg yolk and the other is hollow, so this dish is called 'whether you have a heart or not'. Moreover, from the appearance, you can't tell which one has a heart, so it's also called... "

Then I deliberately stopped talking.

Miss Jin was confused: "what's your name?"

"True and false Li Kui!"

When the words fell, a man suddenly realized that I wanted to expose his fake Xiaobao under the name of the dish!

I secretly rejoiced and thought I could spray you this time? How can you go crazy?

So I turned the dish to him and asked with a smile, "how about it? Brother Xiaobao, dare you try? "

A man snorted a sneer and raised his eyebrows: "how do you try?"

"Choose one! The solid one means you have a heart. It's Li Kui; If you choose another one, hehe, it can only show that you are Li Gui? " I smiled proudly.

"Are you... Sure?" A man pretended to be flustered, but in fact he secretly laughed at him.

That's the trick of a dead woman? What's the point? I beat you every minute.

I was dazzled by the upcoming "victory", and I was still secretly thinking about how to guide him to choose the lion head without egg yolk.

As agreed with the waiter, those with egg yolk are placed next to the decorative flowers, which have already been distinguished.

"Stop chattering! Choose! " I'm not angry.

A man smiled confidently, picked up chopsticks and clamped the hollow lion's head

I was secretly happy. He frowned and put it down, and then picked up the solid one.

Suddenly I was in a panic, but I still pretended to be calm and asked, "have you chosen it?"

He gave me a sly smile: "no!"

Then he put down the solid lion's head, and the chopsticks seemed to pick up another hollow

I breathed a sigh of relief. After glancing at me with the remaining light from the corner of her eye, Lu Jinyu immediately turned to the solid lion's head and clamped it into her plate at the speed of light.

I haven't calmed down yet. A man, a winner's pride, smiled at me and said, "well chosen, do you want to test it yourself to see if I have a heart?"

I suddenly became a discouraged ball. Just now he was too fast to guide. But he couldn't figure it out. How did he expect this heart?

Seeing that a woman didn't respond, a man couldn't wait to use chopsticks to cut open the meatball, and a golden egg yolk was exposed.

"Ha ha, teacher, look, I chose the right one!"

Mr. Jin smiled and looked at him angrily, as if he had already seen the boy's tricks.

I turned my eyes left and right, looked at their expressions, suddenly enlightened and exclaimed:

"Oh?!! You cheat! It was Mr. Jin who helped secretly, didn't he? "

A man only felt speechless: "this dish is not made by Miss Jin. How does she know which meatball is solid?"

I was spewed, tooted my mouth and argued cunningly: "it's not Mr. Jin's help, so... You're cheating too! I see. You just deliberately clamped this one and another. You were secretly observing my reaction, weren't you?! "

A man sighed a few times, only feeling that the woman was hopelessly stupid.

"Watch a hair?! Even if you don't know which one has a heart in advance, I can find it. Do you understand? "

I was stunned: "why..."

"Because I have a heart! I'm Li Kui! " A man's super satisfied smile.

But I'm still confused

On one side, Mr. Jin couldn't help but smile and explain: "cancan, you didn't learn physics well! The density of egg yolk is much higher than lean meat, so solid meatballs are heavier. Xiaobao just tested the weight of two meatballs! "

I suddenly realized that I was embarrassed!

This should be the basic physics knowledge of junior middle school? Do children understand this?

Ning can, you idiot!

Seeing a man still laughing, I just want to find a hole in the ground

Alas, I don't have the courage to expose him again. I plan to miscarry!

I'm doomed to fail him!

The second half of the dinner was quite harmonious and smooth. Just because I had few words, I also gave up fighting with Mr. Jin in front of him. Although

In the whole process, the dead man laughed with Mr. Jin and ate my tofu recklessly under the table?

In the face of Mr. Jin, I didn't fight back, but just avoided.

After dinner, the teacher was very kind and ordered him to take the taxi to the bar?

Nima, it's a big loss!

I didn't calculate much just now. My card is only more than 70000. Should it be enough?

"Miss, the card can't be swiped. It seems that the head of household has reported the loss of the phone." The cashier's attendant was amazing.

"How is that possible? I only withdrew the money this afternoon. "

"We don't know. Do you think we can change a card or cash?"

"There's not enough cash. I only have this card to swipe..." I muttered with my head down, embarrassed.

I was very confused. Why did I report the loss of my salary card? I didn't do it. Was it a dead man?

Just thinking, a strange male voice came: "use mine!"

Looking back, I saw a tall, burly man with a little familiar face, wearing a pair of gold wire glasses. Although he is strong, his temperament is elegant, and his age is estimated to be about the same as mine.

After handing the card to the waiter, he smiled at me: "Ning can, long time no see!"

I was stunned: "do we... Know each other?"

"I am Gao Qiang! Don't you remember? "

High strength?

Wipe! Is it the bandit school bully in the past?

"Are you really strong? what the hell!! You have changed a lot! " I marvel.

"Hehe, men have changed in their 18th year, right?" He smiled foolishly.

I looked at him angrily and said, "so, the campus overlord has changed his evil ways?"

Gao Qiang touched his neck and smiled: "I was young and ignorant at that time. It was old. Hehe, don't mention it again? "

"Oh! Remember that? What, do you want to pay for me? "

"Don't say that! They are all old classmates. It's right to buy you a bill. It's just that I invite you and Mr. Jin to dinner. Why is compensation involved? Besides, I didn't do anything to you back then, did I? "

Gao Qiang said, embarrassed to lower his head.

"All right, forgive you!" I smiled and beat him on the shoulder. In the twinkling of an eye, I wondered, "how do you know I have dinner with Mr. Jin?"

"I saw it! I just invited some customers to dinner tonight, so I didn't come forward to say hello to you. By the way, I see another handsome man, your husband? "

My eyes turned and pretended to smile mysteriously: "don't you see that he is song Xiaobao?"

I wanted to make a joke to scare him, but Gao Qiang was not only calm, but also amazing:

"Is it really song Xiaobao? Did he have a facelift? Is the burned face cured? "

I was shocked: "you... You know he's not dead?"

Gao Qiang nodded with a confused face: "we met after he narrowly escaped death. Why, he didn't mention seeing me after the fire? "

I was so excited and surprised that I couldn't describe it!

God opened his eyes and finally met an insider!

"Tell me, when did you see him? Where did you see it? " I grabbed his arm and was so excited that tears were about to fall out.

"I..."

Gao Qiang just opened his mouth and was interrupted by the waiter: "Sir, your card exceeds the credit limit."

"Oh, how much is the bill?" Gao Qiang asked casually, flipped through his wallet and prepared to change a card.

"One hundred ninety-eight!"

Gao Qiang was shocked, NIMA, have a meal of 1098? Ning can, have you become a rich woman?

I smiled awkwardly: "it's all right. You don't have to swipe your card. Wait for the dead man to come back and let him pay!"

"You mean Xiaobao? He... Got rich? " Gao Qiang was surprised.

"Hehe, I'm kidding! He's not Xiaobao, he's... "I paused and didn't know how to introduce a man. I had to lie and say," he's Mr. Jin's friend. "

When the words fell, I heard the voice of the dead man's popularity coming from behind

"It's her husband!"

Lu Jinyu said, walked forward and handed a black gold card to the cashier, "brush this one!"

Then he squinted at me and said coldly, "what's the matter? When you see someone talking up and being courteous, don't you dare to admit that you are a married woman? "

"What are you talking about? Gao Qiang is my old classmate! "

"Old students should be more frank!"

Seeing his smelly appearance, I was angry: "confess what?! Have we ever had a wedding? Do your parents know me? Why should I confess? "

"You?!"

A man is in a hurry. Ning can's boastful stabbing marriage pain will inevitably break his emperor's face.