We keep getting divorced

Go all the way to the elevator, but there is no movement.

What should I do? Do you want to press the elevator and walk away with pride? But I didn't ask my fart tonight. My palace is unwilling!!

Standing at the entrance of the elevator, he turned his head and secretly glanced at the door of the room. He saw that the door was not closed. The dead man leaned against the door frame with his hands and smiled at me

It's like saying: where can you go tonight?!

I had an epiphany!

The goods are gross. You want to report the loss of my salary card? Is to force my mother to have no choice but to follow him!

Hum, that's insidious! Keep fighting, don't you? I'm not afraid!

Hum, let me take back my eyes slowly. Then he took out the phone, pretended to dial a number and said loudly:

"Hey, Dongdong! Haven't you slept yet? How about I come and drink with you tonight? "

The dead man didn't act, but he sighed helplessly.

So I continued to act, took my mobile phone and continued to speak loudly: "yes, I'm alone! You send a location and I'll call you. "

Just after that, the dead man didn't know when he had quietly touched Baji and stood beside me, sneering: "OK! What?! The mobile phone screen doesn't light up. If you want to scare me, please pretend to be a little bit, okay? "

Nima, is he clairvoyant? Can you see this?

I was embarrassed and unwilling to be completely defeated. I was angry and wanted to dial the phone in front of him. He robbed my cell phone.

"What?! Don't let me see Xiaobao's brother. Don't even let me see Dongdong? "

The dead man sighed helplessly and had to surrender. He hugged me from behind and said coquettishly, "don't be angry, my good wife. Isn't it just a few clothes? Husband, I'll hang it up for you! "

I would like to blackmail him to tell him the whereabouts of song Xiaobao, but I also know that the goods are soft rather than hard. I hate being threatened naked. If you make the atmosphere stiff, you may draw water with a bamboo basket.

Anxious can't eat hot tofu. Take your time to deal with him!

So I turned back and smiled at him, "but willingly?"

He tooted his mouth, looked wronged and nodded gently.

I almost wrote three words of reluctance on my face!

It's a living treasure to open your mouth and clothes, and you don't bother to pack your clothes. How can you pack your bags for others?

But, no harm!

I turned around and put my arms around his neck. My index finger deliberately crossed his lips and said with a more charming smile: "so good? Well... Will sister cancan give you a reward later? "

"Mm-hmm!" Like a child, he nodded with surprise on his face and full of expectation in his eyes.

Then he held me in his arms, took the suitcase with great hospitality, and quickly flashed in the door.

Hehe, what I want is his state!

……

The plan went well ahead. While he obediently helped me pack my bags, I took a shower in the bathroom and went out with a bath towel.

A man suddenly looked straight, and then

I can't resist ningcan's charming drops!!

Just as he was about to start, I suddenly stopped, deliberately kept discharging, and said shyly, "what... Do you want to have a hot one? How about putting on an Island movie to help the fun? "

"Why are you looking at others? You and I will play the leading role! "

He rushed up in a hurry, but I still pushed him.

"No! It's rare for sister cancan to have fun today. She wants to learn bed skills from teacher Cang. Isn't brother Jinyu happy? "

Brother Jinyu immediately let his bones crisp

"Cool! That's a good name! I'll call it like that later, remember? "

He was amused. He obediently got out of bed and went to get a computer to play a film on the island.

I pretended to follow him, "Oh, I want to see Mr. Cang!"

I thought he collected a large number of such films. After all, there are few men in the world who are more dirty than him, but I didn't expect that there are really not many. At best, there are only a few fragments.

"Hey, there aren't many action movies in my computer. There happens to be a classic of Mr. Cang."

A man was proudly playing with the computer, but I quietly moved to the bedroom door

As soon as the decadent sound in the film rang out, I rushed out of the bedroom with an arrow and locked the bedroom door with a key from the living room.

A man was so angry that he rushed over and kicked the door and shouted, "dead woman! Are you kidding me? "

"No! I just... Just suddenly feel uncomfortable. Oh, hey, I have a headache, stomachache and heartache... "I began to make a pretentious performance.

"Open the door! Die, come in! " A man gnawed his teeth.

"Your Majesty, I can't come in when my concubine is dead!" I pinched my nose and pretended to be innocent. In fact, I secretly laughed at it in my heart.

"You idiot? Come on in, I'll kill you! "

"Your Majesty can't do it. Take care of the dragon body!"

"Why do you ask me to play this kind of film and don't you come in and let me do it? Take care of Mao's dragon body?! "

"Your Majesty wants my concubine to come in. You have to promise my concubine one thing, okay?" I covered my mouth and snickered.

A man replied coldly, "hum! I know that a dead woman will never die until she reaches the Yellow River. Go ahead! What do you want me to reward you? "

"Do you need to ask? Your majesty is so smart that you can't guess what my concubine wants? "

"Does the concubine want to turn over the river?" The dead man smiled treacherously.

"Well, it's not impossible. Does that depend on your Majesty's sincerity? I'm not sincere enough, but I won't open the door! " I proudly shook the key in my hand.

A man surrendered and said impatiently, "all right! Don't you just want to know song Xiaobao's name now? I'll tell you! "

"Your Majesty, you have no jokes!" I secretly rejoiced and thought that this method really worked!

"Don't remind me! To tell you the truth, that... He found his mother and will talk to... "Here, he paused," his mother's last name is Wu Ba! "

"Get out!"

"Wu Tianba, all right?"

"Go away!"

"Well, to tell you the truth, my name is Wu Yifan!"

"Return Wu Yifan? Who are you bluffing? Why not call Zhang Yixing? " I don't think so.

"It's really Yifan, brother. I didn't lie to you!" A man's tone was a little helpless, "his mother said that he changed his name because he wanted to live an ordinary life."

I was stunned. I don't know why I suddenly thought of Chen Yifan

Although the name has credibility, the dead man inside the door has no credibility!

"Your Majesty, can you guarantee that you have no jokes?"

"Nonsense! The king has always said nine things! If you want to die, you have to die for me. Do you hear me? Don't resist! " A man seemed to be impatient and kicked the door hard.

I flattened my mouth, rolled my eyes and said carelessly, "yes."

He said so, but he refused to obey the order, and the door stood still.

"Hey, did you hear that? Open the door! " The dead man started yelling again.

“……”

"Dead woman, open the door!"

“……”

"Are you fucking dumb?!"

"Your Majesty, my concubine is dead and can't come in!" I covered my mouth and laughed. I just felt more and more fun and wanted to play with him again.

"Get out! Can you talk when you're dead? "

"Now the ghost of my concubine is talking to you! Your majesty, are you not afraid? " I deliberately said in a gloomy and terrible tone.

Deeply helpless, a man finally surrendered, "well, you won! Honey, open the door and come in to sleep with your brother, okay? "

"Wow! Your Majesty's gone? Is there Jinyu's brother, my concubine? No, I have to go in and protect him, or my majesty will be executed when he comes back! " The more I talked, the more excited I was, singing a monologue outside.

"Yes, that's good. Open the door quickly."

"OK, OK, I'll open the door now!" I pretended to be flustered, "ah! I can't find the key, brother Jinyu. What can I do? "

A man is angry, but he knows it's no use getting angry. He has to trick me into opening the door first.

How? Pretend to have stomachache, headache and arm pain

A woman was not fooled.

Urgent urination? Nima, there's a bathroom in the bedroom!

"Brother Jinyu, where did you say the key would be lost?" I saw no reply from him and continued to perform tentatively.

"..." a man was speechless and sneered to himself, waiting for my monologue.

"Ah, it seems that Mr. Cang took it away. Brother Jinyu, go and ask Mr. Cang where she put the key!"

A man can only sigh and shake his head, thinking that this idiot woman is really wonderful. He really can't take her for a while.

"Brother Jinyu, go quickly!"

“……”

"Oh, yes! I forgot that Mr. Cang was busy! " I call it a pride!

“……”

"Brother Jinyu, go and see what teacher Cang is doing now? Tell me! "

"Can't tell, or you come in and see for yourself?" A man said and looked around the room.

Suddenly found that the balcony of the suite bedroom and the balcony of the living room are interlinked

But a woman in the living room didn't find this. She was still provocative and said, "do you want sister cancan to come in and learn teacher Cang's posture?"

"OK, OK, baby, come in quickly!" A man said, tiptoed away and carefully opened the balcony door.

"Well, you wait! I'll take another shower and change into sexy pajamas! "

I lay down on the sofa and turned over a magazine leisurely. Suddenly, the balcony door of the living room was opened and a figure jumped in.

Nima, it's him!

"I'll go! Where did you come from? " I haven't recovered yet.

A man was too lazy to answer. He sneered at me with a ferocious face, "hum... You're dead!"

Then, severe punishment!

In the clouds and rain, the dead man tamed me while exercising violently, "said! Are you wrong? "

"Wrong, i... I'm wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"I shouldn't fool you."

"Bullshit! The fault is disobedience and resistance! No, it should be in disguise! "

"..." a woman tooted her mouth and looked wronged.

"Hehe, it's all right to play. I like playing games with you. But remember, if you want to play with your husband in the future, you must first be mentally prepared. "

"What preparation?"

"I'm sure I'll be severely punished by my husband! Do you understand? "

I had to nod obediently, but I was very unconvinced. I was thinking about how to play hard with you next time. I must convince you.

After I finished, a man saw that I was as good as a kitten. He felt infinite satisfaction and decided to "be kind to me".

So Ao Jiao smiled and said, "it's also a good child to admit mistakes in time. Then I'll reward you a little!" Then he turned over and gently hugged me in his arms, "do you know where Xiaobao's mother is?"

I shook my head.