We keep getting divorced

Open microblog, wechat and various we media, and the headlines are almost:

"The woman claimed to be exclusive to Lu Jinyu, and the wonderful confession scared the male god away!"

The content is nothing more than concealing the key points, saying that I went to the bar in my carefully prepared "advertising clothes" to look for deer. Finally, I stopped the car at the door and forcibly advertised, so that the male god was at a loss and had to drive away

what the hell!!!

Countless grass and mud horses roared in my heart!!

But when you think about it calmly, what he said is also right. Biased netizens will not care about the truth.

Therefore, I have every reason to believe that he dug a huge hole for me last night from the proposal of gambling. The men and women in the bar are the media he bought, otherwise why don't you write about me fishing for men in the bar?

I don't think I need to clarify anything, and I don't have the ability to clarify. I can't bear "social phobia" alone.

"Should I reply to your confession?" Lu Jinyu's face came up and smiled shamelessly.

"Well, it's time!" I held back the galloping horses in my heart and stared at him coldly with full hatred.

The goods still didn't think so. They spit a smoke ring on my face and asked shamelessly, "tell me, how do you want me to reply?"

I took a deep breath and tried to look at him calmly: "come on, refuse me severely! Take the opportunity to humiliate my brain crippled idiot and use sentences such as toads want to eat swan meat. Don't be polite! "

With a flat mouth and dangling his toes, he said shamelessly, "don't introduce me. I, Lu Jinyu, always have pity on incense and jade. That's why I took you in at the beginning. At the same time, I didn't have the heart to refuse the women who sent them to the door. There was constant gossip, which made everyone mistakenly think that I was a big turnip. "

I sneered and watched him perform quietly, but my heart sank

He really pitied me before he got the certificate with me. It's sad!

"But it's better to be playful than cruel, isn't it? So I don't want this brilliant man to collapse overnight and be destroyed by your hands. " His general principles are set by set.

Brilliant man? Let's take a ruler. I want to measure how thick your face is?!

"What do you want?" I clenched my teeth and shot countless cold swords into his side face, which was enough to disfigure his smelly face.

The guy didn't seem to feel the danger coming and was still immersed in his fantasy.

"Er... Let me see! These days, Qiqi's new play is going to start, Xiaoqian is going to have a baby, Anne is returning home, Kathy is going to get married, and sister Fangfang's company is going public. It's estimated that there's no time. " Then he suddenly turned his head and smiled at my two skin faces, "do you think it's a coincidence? I happen to have a few days on schedule, so I can't help but go to Maldives with you for a break. How about it? "

"No, how, how!" I clenched my fists and bit my back teeth word by word.

"If you don't want to go to Madai, Bali or Phuket will do." Lu Jinyu said, his eyes blurred and his lips slowly approached, "wife, we haven't been together for a long time, we..."

At the moment when his lips were about to be pasted, I slapped his face away, got out of bed and went to the bathroom to wash. I didn't care whether he was disappointed or not.

I'm not a servant girl who comes and goes at once. Do you kiss and play if you want? What's more, on this wedding bed last night, you Lu Jinyu just kissed another woman!

What Marty Bali Phuket? My head is still wrapped in a bandage. It's hairy! Get lost.

While I was washing, Lu Jinyu kicked open the door of the bathroom. He clubbed at the door, stared at me fiercely and shouted an inexplicable sentence:

"Say! Do you still have a headache? "

I was stunned and felt a little warm in my heart, but I still muttered stubbornly: "no pain, I'm very good, I can't die!"

"Why don't you let me kiss without pain? You want to die? " His eyes glowed with anger, like a child who had not grown up.

I can't help thinking that when I was in love, he was so wayward and cute

But when he thought of his bad deeds after marriage, he was angry.

"If you want to find your little Qiqi, don't bother me." I pretended to be indifferent and busy, painted face cream and didn't look at him.

"I'm looking for you! Come here and let me make a Boo! "

He stayed at the door and didn't want to come in. He just roared and gave orders.

I was too lazy to answer. I took out a paper towel and wrote three words on it with lipstick:

"The mouth is too smelly, please stay away!"

Then, he stepped forward, put a paper towel PIA on his face, slammed the bathroom door back and blocked him out.

A man can't indulge blindly, otherwise he will never know you still have self-esteem.

"OK, Ning can, you have seed! Don't expect me to touch you again in the future! "

The words fell. There was only a bang outside, and the bedroom door rang. Lu Jinyu rolled angrily.

A trace of loss surged up in my heart. I didn't know whether I was right or not. I just gradually believed what Chen Yan had said:

Human nature is cheap!