We keep getting divorced

"You... How do you..." I was shocked.

"How did I get in? Don't you know that this door can only be locked with a key from the outside? Didn't the little fool practice it last night? " Lu Jinyu said with full ridicule.

what the hell!!

Forgot to pull out the key!

Completely defeated, want to cry without tears!

Did Ning can destroy the galaxy in my last life? Actually met him, the best?

Lu Jinyu came forward with a smile and gently took my hand, "little fool, you can't fight your husband. So, don't yell and sleep with my uncle. You'd better sleep with me! "

Me: "

At this time, his sense of accomplishment burst. He pulled me into the bathroom, turned on the tap, drained water into the bathtub, and taught me with a sly smile: "what did you say you did tonight? The couple fall in love at first sight and have to be busy! Do you have to bother? Was it sprayed by Chen Yifan? If it weren't for my husband, I would give you face... "

I'm so angry!

Plop him into the bathtub!

But the dead man reacted very quickly and pulled my mother into the bathtub

I, thoroughly, thoroughly, be, finish, lose!

??????

The morning sun came in from the gap of the curtain and shone on the face of a man who had just fallen asleep. I looked at his baby like sleep coldly, holding an oily pen in my hand, extremely tangled.

Hum, dead man, can you sleep after rape? Don't you know I want to kill you?

Do you want to draw a bastard on his face? Write "I'm a big demon" on the back? Will it wake him up now?

Forget it, for your sake of helping Chen Yan;

For your sake, you let Xiaobao's brother become a screenwriter in your company and help him start a business;

You didn't care if I was cheated and had sex with an unknown bastard;

For the sake of not pressing Su Yue step by step;

Look at

Don't count. Anyway, I'll let you go first today!

Well, I admit it's because I didn't have time to make full preparations, so the "revenge plan" that I've been thinking about all night will be put on hold for the time being. Change tomorrow, wait for the right time, place and people, and then implement my revenge works to turn him into

Yellow, melon, whore, devil!

Hum, wait and see!

??????

I didn't want to sleep. After washing, I went downstairs to have breakfast. When I entered the elevator, I unexpectedly pressed the 18th floor and planned to pretend to invite the two people to have breakfast together?

In the process of the elevator descending, I began to tangle again. In this way, what kind of scene will you see if you rush up and knock on the door? I can't help but open my brain again

*

Possibility 1:

When the door was opened, Chen Yifan stood in front of me wrapped in a bath towel and asked coldly, "Mrs. Lu, what's up?"

My heart was so cold that I didn't have time to answer, so I heard Ye Zhiqiu's lazy and charming voice on the bed: "honey, who's in the morning?"

Without the courage to speak, I ran away.

*

Possibility 2:

When the door was opened, ye Zhiqiu dressed up beautifully and was ready to go out, holding Chen Yifan's arm. He blinked and was filled with happiness, "eh? Sister cancan is so early? What's up? "

"It's okay, where are you going?"

"Go back to my house! I'm going to propose marriage today! "

I didn't have the courage to say congratulations. I ran away.

*

Possibility 3:

When the door was opened, Chen Yifan hugged Ye Zhiqiu, who was as charming as silk. Both of them were only wrapped in bath towels. They also deliberately played kissing in front of me and laughed and asked, "is sister cancan busy so early?"

I was defeated and ran away!

*

Possibility 4:

When I got to the door, I didn't have time to ring the doorbell, so I heard the super sound of "sex, sex" inside

All right, run away!

*

Nima, it seems that today is doomed to flee? You can't go, can you?

And, why do I run away when I think of Xiaobao and ye Zhiqiu? Didn't you think they were a good match at dinner yesterday? How do you forget everything when you meet Chen Yifan? Did I feel embarrassed to learn that the person who rolled the sheets with me that night might be Chen Yifan? Or... Can't let go?

Ning can, Ning can, you can't think like this!

Just thinking, the elevator stopped. With the door slowly opened, Chen Yifan gradually came into view in a white shirt and black skinny jeans

As always, he is simple and independent.

My instinctive body trembled fiercely, with big frightened eyes, sweaty palms and helpless behavior.

Nima, did you roll the sheets with him that night? I wanted to ask, but I couldn't open my mouth at all.

But Chen Yifan didn't seem nervous. He calmly walked in and asked:

"Why are you alone? How many deer? "

"Oh, he... He hasn't got up yet, that..."

I bowed my head in panic. My hands instinctively clenched the corners of my clothes and didn't dare to look at him.

Chen Yifan looked at the elevator buttons in that row. They were in the state of no lights. He immediately understood everything.

"Where is sister cancan going?" There was a hint of irony in his tone.

I found that the elevator stopped on the 18th floor, and I didn't press the buttons on other floors. It seems that my careful thinking has gone through, and there's nothing to hide.

Take a deep breath and quickly calm down, "I want you to have breakfast together. By the way, where's Zhiqiu? Haven't got up yet? "

Chen Yifan brushed a thick disappointment on his face and pressed the button of the restaurant on the third floor, "she's back!"

I was stunned: "back... Home? When did you leave? "

"Last night!"

I can't help but rejoice that they didn't spend the night together? Excellent!

But on second thought, not having a night together doesn't mean there's no work. You're not allowed to go home after ye Zhiqiu?

Just decided to stop thinking and throw it out of the sky

"Oh, well... When did she leave last night? Didn't you... Didn't you send her? " I pretended to be weak and tried to steal at him with my eyes flickering

I can't see the scar on my face. It seems that the cosmetic surgery of a deer's family is really not covered!

"She was supposed to take me back to the hotel, and I'll take her back? Isn't it unnecessary? " Chen Yifan was half sarcastic.

"Oh, yes... That's right!" I secretly rejoiced and continued to laugh and test, "so in order to thank her and out of courtesy respect, you invited her to the room, right?"

As soon as I finished, I regretted it. I remembered the way he came out of the bathroom last night wearing a bathrobe

Out of respect for etiquette, do you still need to take a bath?

indeed!

Chen Yifan did not answer this question.

I was more nervous for no reason. I didn't know whether I wanted to make things right for my panic just now, or whether I instinctively lost my heart to verification, and went on asking clumsily:

"Did you drink a lot last night, vomit... Vomit, and let her take... You home?"

Guess if he drank too much and his clothes were dirty, so he took a bath immediately when he came to the room. Otherwise, there is no reason to invite Ye Zhiqiu to sit in the room, but he runs to take a bath?

At this time, Chen Yifan turned his head, sneered and said, "what does sister cancan want to ask?"

I was sprayed

A large group of crows flew over my head, one moment in embarrassment, another in shame!

At this time, just as the elevator had reached the restaurant on the third floor, I immediately slipped out with my head down. It was super embarrassing!

That's a run, isn't it?

??????

In the restaurant, in front of the buffet counter, Chen Yifan came over and gently took the plate from my hand, "I'll come! Find a seat by the window. What does sister cancan like to eat? Xiaobao hasn't forgotten. "

A warm current in my heart made my eyes moist, "I..."

"Can you make me a cup of coffee?" He interrupted and smiled at me.

Suddenly let me relax a lot, take a deep breath, I calm down, smile and nod.

A few minutes later, Chen Yifan returned to the table. Then I realized that as like as two peas, he had taken three identical breakfasts.

Before I asked, he took the initiative to explain: "I called Lu Shao and he will come down in a minute."

A wave of disappointment rushed up and I frowned: "Xiaobao, actually... Actually, I want to..."

He interrupted me before I finished. He looked down at the plate. While pretending to eat easily, he said, "don't think too much, sister. You and I'd better not get along alone and don't let deer misunderstand."

"What can be misunderstood?! Sister and brother haven't seen each other for many years. Don't you allow me to drink tea and talk about the past? "

He kept silent, kept looking down at me, and continued to pretend to eat breakfast.

"Are you afraid of him?" I stared at him and asked softly, "is this guy threatening you?"

"You think too much, it doesn't exist!"

"Why is that?"

He is still silent, seemingly indifferent avoidance.

I couldn't help but angrily called the waiter and asked her to take away the third breakfast, the breakfast of the dead man.

Stopped by Chen Yifan!

After sending the waiter away, he smiled bitterly and half with sarcasm: "they are all people who want to be young grannies. Why are they so willful?"

I was speechless for a moment.

Little grandma? Nima, what a strange word!

"He is a good man. You should cherish him." Chen Yifan still bowed his head to avoid my eyes and gently advised, "besides, he is good to me. He is... A good brother-in-law."

The last few words were very heavy.

I simply put my heart horizontal, "yes, since he is my brother-in-law, why doesn't he let his brother-in-law talk to his wife? What else do you worry about? "

Then he nodded bitterly and smiled, "you're right! Well... Let the waiter take away the part with less deer. He won't come down. "

Then he waved to the waiter.

I was stunned. Has the painting style changed so fast?

"Didn't you say you called him? Why... "I asked, tentatively.

"I called, but he won't come. Lu Shao is a wise man. Trust between the sexes is the foundation. He knows this truth. "

I can't help thinking of Lu Jinyu's famous saying that hair is a husband and wife and love!

But why does Mao always think it's so absurd to say it from his mouth?

"Oh, he knows shit!" I deflated my mouth and disdained to say, "if he understood, he still stuck with me last night. I'll go to you? And deliberately talking nonsense on the phone? "

Chen Yifan frowned and said nothing.

Speaking of the embarrassment, the foul language of a dead man last night... Alas!