We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?

Chapter 16 I can’t live any longer!

The barrage instantly burst into laughter!

‘Hahahahahaha what a smart game’

‘As expected of you, Golden Wind’

‘Is the winter melon’s nickname Xiaoliang?’

‘It’s okay to just fly out, hahahahahahaha…’

‘Brother Qie probably didn’t expect this child’s bones to be so strange’

‘It’s fun and has the beauty of a weirdo in disguise’

‘You know Jim Carrey’

‘How can anyone call their own baby sb hahahahahahaha’

'This game is really too abstract...'

The barrage was laughing so hard, but Liu Peiqie looked anxious!

We can’t let the winter melon die like this!

Otherwise, he should be his son!

"Winter Melon! Brother WOC, are you dead?"

Liu Peiqie hurried downstairs, wanting to go around to the back garden to check on the winter melon.

But the door just opened!

I saw an unknown object flying over me!

Like a gummy being pulled out, it slapped on his face.

Then I heard a strange cry from Winter Melon: "Ada!"

Wearing diapers, Winter Melon flew up and kicked Liu Peiqie!

"In the department! Daddy!!!"

You know, under Gu Sheng's instruction, this game did not conduct a collision volume test.

This also leads to its stress performance and collapse under a certain limit state.

Ever since——

Following the diaper version of Donggua's electric cannon flying kick, Liu Peiqie actually flew up!

Like a deflated balloon, it flew around the living room, and finally fell to the ground like a weak rag doll, spinning in circles.

All of a sudden!

The live broadcast room was filled with the voices of the two people exclaiming!

"F*ck! F*ck, I'm flying! Help, help!!!!"

"Damn, daddy is so handsome! Wuhu! My dad has ascended to heaven!!!"

The barrage made me laugh out loud——

‘‘Filial piety leads to strength’’

‘Hahahahahaha, father is kind and son is filial’

‘Is this a game made by humans? ’

‘There is a sense of beauty that can be achieved after studying animation for three years’

‘It’s so weird hahahahaha’

"My dad ascended to heaven and I laughed so hard. This game is so ridiculous."

‘Bringing a filial son’

‘Double hyperthyroidism’

‘Check the game designer’s mental state——’

'All I can say is that the program is very effective...'

'Hahahahahaha...'

Fun!

Winter Melon has never seen such an outrageous game, and the joy of mischief made him extremely excited!

Before Liu Peiqia could stand up, he jumped up with a big jump, and then ran straight to the refrigerator with the same running posture as Qi Xingzhong!

"Daddy! Daddy, I'm hungry! I have to eat something!"

As he spoke, Winter Melon stretched out his hand.

Logically speaking, given his size, he cannot pull the refrigerator handle.

but!

There is no common sense in this game.

The next second, I saw Winter Melon's two arms stretched instantly like brown candies. In an extremely outrageous posture, she pulled the door handle and opened the refrigerator.

"Wuhu! Let me see! Is there any rat poison in our refrigerator?"

Behind him, Liu Peiqia finally stood up.

As soon as I heard this, I rolled up and down on the spot, complaining and chasing the winter melon:

"How the hell did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can't just eat whatever is in the refrigerator!"

"Don't worry! I have to make some burgers today! Hey, hey, hey!"

Why don't Donggua care about Liu Peiqie? After all, if he succeeds in trying to commit suicide, he will be his father next!

Seeing that there was no hope of committing suicide, I saw the winter melon standing directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbed the burger, and stuffed it into my mouth with the box attached!

"Eat! Damn, I'm just going to show off! I want to be a father when I'm reborn!"

One bite of refrigerated burger!

The satiety of winter melon instantly increased by one-fifth, but it showed a green poisoned state!

Liu Peiqia's expression immediately changed!

"Don't! Don't eat, don't eat! Damn it! Put down the turtle and eat it! You are going to die!"

"Impossible! I'll just eat it! Just show off!"

Winter Melon laughed evilly and was already in a state of hyperthyroidism!

"I can't save me even if I come here! I won't survive today!!!"

Liu Peiqie was going crazy, watching as the winter melon's poisoning state was about to reach its full limit.

In a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to pick up the winter melon to interrupt all the baby's suicide attempts.

But unexpectedly, something went wrong while busy.

By accident, my hand hit the refrigerator door!

"Hey, hey, fuck, don't-!!!"

Bang!

In an instant, Liu Peijia’s desperate shout rang out in the live broadcast room——

"Oh shit! I pressed the wrong button! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

The barrage made me laugh like crazy——

‘Hahahahahaha he even closed the refrigerator door! ’

‘Brother Qie: You die too slowly, let me help you’

‘The main thing is a harmonious family’

‘Dad is most in danger when there is no danger’

‘Hahahahahahaha, how many steps do you need to close your son’s refrigerator? ’

‘There’s really nothing we can do to save you now’

‘This game is really too hyperthyroid’

‘I laughed so much that tears came out of my eyes hahahahaha’

‘This game is so damn stupid’

‘Although it’s perfunctory, it’s also fascinating and fun’

‘Brother Qie is pure and stupid’

‘Maybe Brother Qie closed the refrigerator door on purpose? (dog head)’

‘Just to be a son, right (funny)’

'Don't tell me, this game is really more fun when you are a son...'

As the audience discusses!

Just five seconds later!

【you lose】

As three big characters appeared on Liu Peiqiao's screen!

In the voice channel, Winter Melon’s victory cheers also sounded:

"Awesome! I'll blanch! I'm a dead giveaway!"

"Young people are in good health, just lie down and be healthy!"

"Brother Qie! Guess what! I want to be your father!!!"

Liu Peiqia, on the other hand, transformed into a Cybertronian on the spot.

The small mouth opens, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

The live broadcast room is in full swing!

…

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.

It's already ten o'clock.

In the Shark Game Area, in A Yin’s live broadcast room, the boss’s voice came out:

"Okay, that's it for today's live broadcast. Tomorrow will be the same time. See you there. Goodbye!"

After saying that, the live broadcast room went black.

Shen Miaomiao also breathed a long sigh of relief.

"call--"

Finally there were no accidents.

She squatted in A Yin's live broadcast room early today in order to give herself a vaccination in advance.

Don’t be like Leo the cat before, who was inexplicably made popular by the guy in the game area.

Fortunately, this time, Gu Sheng's good luck did not seem to continue.

A Yin didn't catch their "Who's the Daddy" in today's bad game session.

After just testing a few games with mediocre creativity and boring content, A Yin decided to play it.

"Perfect!"

Shen Miaomiao was very happy:

"There's no chance of an accident happening now."

Without the traffic driven by the anchor, based on the selling price of a game for 5 yuan, even if she sells thousands of copies in a week, she will still lose 80,000 to 90,000 yuan, which is equivalent to 800,000 to 900,000 yuan!

Not only can you make up for the money you didn’t lose last time, but you can also make a lot of money!

If everything goes smoothly, she will be able to achieve financial freedom as soon as possible and achieve a successful life.

At that time, if my father still doesn't like him standing alone at home, he will charter a yacht and travel around the world.

hey-hey.

When she thought of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but burst into a proud smile.

It has to be a system!

Isn’t the ideal life just around the corner?

However, what Shen Miaomiao didn't know was.

Just when she turned off the live broadcast room and climbed into bed to start her sweet dream.

Far away in Jinmen City, A Yin, who had just finished the live broadcast, turned on his mobile phone.

On the mobile phone, a short video full of ‘laughter’ and ‘birds singing and fragrance of flowers’ appeared on the screen——

"I don't care! I just eat! I can't fucking survive today!"

"Shit! Damn it! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

"Wuhu! What a death!"

"I'm going to blanch you for being so naughty..."

It made A Yin laugh so hard——

"It's interesting to introduce games..."

(End of chapter)