We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?
Chapter 29 A Prairie Dog Fell Into A Pile Of Cactus
Chapter 29 A prairie dog fell into a pile of cactus
"No, no, no...wait a minute wait a minute!!!"
Liuliu was in a hurry!
No wonder she was quite confused before. She thought there was barrage shooting, but why was there no barrage?
These bat monsters all look stupid and won't attack.
It turns out that the so-called "barrage" in your family is made up of monsters!
Human wave tactics! ! !
Seeing layers upon layers of bats surrounding them, Liuliu felt panicked!
at this time!
Only then did she understand why this game only had movement keys.
Because players have too many things to deal with at the same time!
Not only do you have to dodge and move to avoid monster attacks!
You must also maintain your attack level to cause effective kills!
You should always keep an eye on the tide of monsters and look for breakthroughs!
You even have to pay attention to the dropping of experience gems and take the time to pick them up!
busy!
But Liuliu is very busy!
Seeing Liuliu in the live broadcast room who was panicking, running around, and screaming when the monster touched him, the barrage was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere——
‘Hahahahaha, the classic takes care of the head but not the buttocks’
'The number of monsters is too exaggerated, hahahahaha...'
‘The whip is starting to smoke’
'Tell me a joke - this game is too easy (dog head)'
‘When I saw Liuliu, I had to give you a banning package’
‘It’s okay, she doesn’t have time to watch the barrage now’
‘Hahahahahahahahahaha’
‘Brother Whip: Sister, are you mocking the designer? Why did you get so intense all of a sudden? ’
‘Bat Monster: Give you a little shock of another world’
‘The whip whips black things. Is this an American farm? ’
‘Hahahaha! This joke is too hellish! ’
‘Big Teacher: You know what I want to sing (wise)’
‘Sooner or later I will die laughing in the barrage’
‘You died laughing in the barrage, my sister died directly in the barrage’
'Hahahahahaha...'
On the barrage, laughter!
In the live broadcast room, there were many screams!
The bats coming in like a tide are dazzling, and if you are not careful, you will encounter a bloodbath.
Although the damage every time is not too high!
But I can’t resist stabbing my flesh with a knife!
For a moment, the live broadcast room was filled with Liuliu's surprise:
"Ouch!"
"do not!"
"Mom!"
Like a prairie dog that fell into a pile of cactus.
Although, the upgrades that come with it also bring her some weapons and passive items.
But after all, this was Liuliu's first meeting, and he didn't know which props were more powerful, and he wanted to try all the props, biting off more than he could chew, which made the battle more and more tense.
Finally, under a sudden wave of bat sanctions, he fell down with hatred.
"oops--!!!"
Liuliu slapped the table unwillingly.
When Zhuang Zhuang heard the movement from his sister, he gloated and asked knowingly: "Ah! Sister! You're not going to die!"
Liuliu was so angry that he gritted his teeth!
"Ah! Yes! How about it!"
"What about you! Have you reopened it all again?"
Zhuangzhuang entered the game a little earlier than she did.
Liuliu thought that no matter what, his brother could not be much better than her when they first met.
However!
Just listen to the voice channel, Zhuangzhuang hey hey!
"Sorry, sister! If you are free, you are welcome to come to my live broadcast room for guidance!"
Zhuangzhuang's tone is extremely showy and mean:
"Come and teach me how to end the game so quickly, hahahaha..."
Hearing this, Liuliu was shocked and suspicious!
"You're not dead yet?"
As he spoke, out of curiosity, he entered his brother's live broadcast room at six or six o'clock.
But see you!
Zhuangzhuang on the screen is holding a staff and surrounded by a halo of garlic. There is no grass growing wherever he passes, and the bat monsters fall down in pieces!
Bats that are farther away will also be defeated by the magic balls fired by the staff in his hand.
even!
Three axes would fly out from his head from time to time, killing any fish that slipped through the net like a goddess scattering flowers.
As for Zhuangzhuang, he was shouting and running rampant.
The sound of ding ding ding absorbing experience gems is endless!
"Wuhu! It's so cool! This game is really inexplicably refreshing, it's so stress-relieving!"
Sixty-Six:? ? ?
Is this a fucking game with me? !
Why does his game look so cool?
Seeing this, the viewers in the live broadcast room were also shocked——
‘Woc Prince Zhuang is such a fierce character! ’
‘Is this the grass-cutting matchless? ’
'It feels like we are not playing the same game as Liuliu...'
‘Hahahahahaha, the game style has changed’
‘I rely on that garlic aura to do area damage, it’s so strong! ’
‘The little monsters will die if they touch you, that’s awesome’
‘Prince Zhuang’s side is the true meaning of the game, right?’
‘Indeed, Sister Liuliu’s main focus is on aggrieved people’
‘…’
"Did you see it? Sister!"
Zhuangzhuang, who is at ease, is much more calm than Liuliu.
I was even more proud when I saw my sister entering the live broadcast room:
"I don't understand. How can this game be difficult? Isn't this just a mindless, stress-relieving game?"
"Look at me, are you stressed?"
"This game is simply challenging my gaming skills..."
However!
Not waiting for him to finish!
Something unexpected happened!
As the game time reached ten minutes, a circle of piranha flowers suddenly appeared on the screen.
Zhuangzhuang was stunned: "Huh? New monster?"
In doubt, Zhuangzhuang subconsciously wanted to find a breakthrough.
After ten minutes of playing, he basically mastered a small skill of this game.
That is to keep yourself moving at all times and not to be surrounded by a wave of monsters.
But this time, the piranha came, and Zhuangzhuang subconsciously wanted to find a breakthrough.
But the next second!
He discovered something horrifying——
"Holy shit!!! Wait a minute?!"
But I saw that there was no gap in the circle surrounded by piranha flowers!
At this moment, it was like a trap that was constantly tightening, shrinking in scope and approaching him!
Zhuangzhuang, who was chatting and laughing just now, suddenly panicked!
"Hey, hey, no! Don't, don't, don't! You're cheating! How can I get out of here!"
And just when he was panicking and looking for a way out, as the screen perspective moved, a situation that made him even more desperate appeared——
A giant mantis, three times as big as him, stepped over the piranha and began to approach him!
now!
Only then did Zhuangzhuang truly understand what it means to say "the hemp rope only picks out the thinnest places to break, and bad luck only seeks out the miserable"!
"Holy shit!!! Do it again?!!!"
this moment!
The fear that was once dominated by Cat Leo's serial scheme has come again!
"It's not... you're sick!"
Seeing a great situation take a turn for the worse, Zhuangzhuang collapsed a little.
Apparently five seconds ago, he was running rampant and experiencing the pleasure of mowing grass.
How come in the blink of an eye, this BOSS, who is as fleshy as a mammoth and remains unmoved despite countless damage figures, has arrived!
Moreover, he still has no way to retreat and no way to escape!
Zhuangzhuang was in danger before his eyes, and Liuliu became more energetic:
"Hey - Zhuangzhuang - what should I do -"
"Isn't this just a fun lawn mowing game? What's going on -"
"Why can't I defeat the BOSS?"
Weird!
The audience in the live broadcast room was so amused that they slapped the table and laughed wildly!
‘Hahahahaha I’ve never seen Liuliu look so sinister and weird’
‘The great revenge must be avenged’
‘It makes me laugh so hard, it’s about a sister, friend and younger brother Gong’
"Love each other and be a family"
‘Too yin and yang, sister’
‘I feel like Prince Zhuang’s face will turn green with anger’
‘But the difficulty gets up too quickly’
‘Indeed, has the difficulty not been adjusted properly? The gap is too big.’
‘Is there a possibility that the ten minutes ago were actually the preparation time given to you by the designer?’
‘Boil a frog in warm water, right?’
‘Oh, that sounds like something a Cat Leo designer would do’
‘Indeed, this cool designer has always been a hellish person, he understands player psychology so well’
'It's over...'
Talk!
In the picture, Zhuang Zhuang, who was showing off his power just now, was forced into a corner.
The piranha behind him made him unable to retreat, and he could only watch the giant mantis BOSS getting closer and closer.
Click!
The giant mantis swung its sickle blade, but in the blink of an eye, the mage controlled by Zhuang Zhuang was dead and missing!
【GAME OVER】
Bang!
As the game ended, Zhuangzhuang slammed the table and roared unwillingly!
"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm just starting to feel good!"
"Come again!"
“I can’t stand it any longer today!!!”
(End of chapter)
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