We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?
Chapter 4 Cinema Teaches You How To Play This Game!
Chapter 4 Cinema teaches you how to play this game!
"Mali...oh no, Cat Leo."
Ayin clicks to enter the game details interface.
Next to the sad scrawled cover, there are game details written——
Game name: Cat Leo
Development Company: Golden Wind
Type: Horizontal version
Price: 2 yuan
"This style of painting..."
A Yin looked at the upright cat with a mean smile for a moment, and couldn't help laughing:
"What the hell is this crappy thing? No wonder it only costs two yuan."
With that said, Ayin clicked on purchase and added this "Cat Leo" to his library.
At this time, the barrages were also amused by this weird game cover——
‘What the hell kind of game is this?’
‘It looks too sloppy’
‘This style of painting hahahahahaha, it’s a little more advanced than stick figures’
'But this cat really looks so mean...'
"Isn't this just a reskinned Mario? He's trying to make money, right?"
‘Daily start feeding’
‘I guess the author just set the price low on purpose. It’s only two yuan anyway, and the players probably won’t be too lazy to return it.’
‘Those who take advantage of others are ready to report’
‘Can this also be called a game? ’
‘…’
The game is very small, and A Yin completed the download and installation almost in the blink of an eye.
After looking at the barrage, A Yin secretly shook his head, and his thoughts were similar to the comments:
"Let's have a little experience. If this is just a sideshow, we won't play for twenty minutes anymore. If you leave a report, we will take it away."
With that said, A Yin clicked on the game.
The game screen appears.
A textured image that was rougher and more scrawled than Mario's appeared on the screen.
Oval clouds, square bricks, rectangular water pipes, standard round mobs that have not yet been colored...
A Yin was speechless:
"Isn't it a bit too much to introduce Nima?"
"I don't ask you to make a two-dollar game more effective, but at least don't use the drawing software that comes with the system to design it!"
That’s it!
He can do it too!
"And this is Mario! Even the levels are exactly the same! I can pass this thing with my eyes closed!"
With that said, A Yin started the game.
Controlling the devilish kitten with a mean expression, he took a few steps forward and explained as he walked:
"Go forward, hey, jump and trample this little monster to death. Hit the question mark brick in front of you. There are gold coins -"
With that said, A Yin controlled the bitchy cat to jump up and hit the bricks.
However.
Diu——
As a mean sound effect sounded.
The brick that was supposed to be pushed out of gold coins actually moved up one space under everyone's nose!
"Why?"
A Yin was stunned and subconsciously pressed and held to jump.
Diu——
There was another sound effect, and the question mark bricks flew higher.
"Oh shit?"
A Yin finally realized something was wrong:
"Why doesn't it let me push it?"
When the viewers in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they seemed to begin to realize that there seemed to be something about this game——
‘Hahahahaha, this is the first time in my fucking life that I have seen bricks that can run away by themselves’
‘Brick: Get out of the way, stay away from me! ’
‘Hahahahahahaha, I hate it’
'"I can pass the level with my eyes closed"'
‘It seems interesting’
'It's so mean...'
He tried jumping twice more, and saw the bricks getting higher and higher. In the end, there was no hope of getting gold coins, and A Yin gave up:
"Do the math, isn't it just a gold coin? If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. There are mushrooms in front of it."
With that said, A Yin continued to move forward and successfully pushed open the second question mark brick.
Ding dong!
As the sound effects sounded, the mushrooms in A Yin's memory also appeared and slid down a row of bricks.
Ayin, on the other hand, ran under the bricks early, preparing to eat mushrooms to grow bigger.
At the same time, he did not forget to boast: "I really played this game with my eyes closed. Did you see it? We can already memorize it..."
The words have not yet been spoken!
I saw the purple mushroom sliding down the bricks.
Be impartial, and the good will fall on Cat Leo's head.
Next!
Then Leo, the cat controlled by A Yin, jumped on the spot and died on the spot!
At the same time, a line of last words jumped out from the head——
[This mushroom... is poisonous...]
After a brief moment of confusion, A Yin was immediately shocked!
"No? Huh? I've been playing Super Mario for more than 20 years, so this girl is telling me that my mushrooms are poisonous!!!"
Apparently!
This outrageous death not only shocked A Yin, but also made the audience laugh!
‘Eating mushrooms will kill you hahahahaha’
‘Mario will laugh at you for the rest of your life’
‘That’s so fucking outrageous hahahahahaha’
'Young people are in good health, they can just lie down and take care of themselves'
‘It scared the boss Jinmen out of his words hahahaha’
‘Cause of death: We can back it up’
‘The last words really made me laugh to death’
'This game is poisonous hahahahahaha...'
at this time!
From the anchor A Yin to the barrage audience, they really realized that this game is not simple!
On the surface, the level design of this game seems to be exactly the same as that of Mario.
But it is surrounded by dangers, and you may face unexpected traps at every step you take!
A Yin took a deep breath, glanced at the cheerful light stick gifts that filled the screen, and calmed down:
"Ah - rub it! I understand, I understand! The introduction of the game is a bit provoking to me!"
"His grandma wants to play dirty with me, right? Okay!"
Talking!
I saw Ayin sitting up straight, moving his fingers, and holding the handle firmly!
"I'm a dual-player PC and somatosensory cabin game anchor. How can I let you hold it?!"
Get back on your feet!
Ayin’s cat Leo starts again!
No more gold coin bricks at the beginning!
Opened mushrooms are poisonous, so don’t eat them!
Even, by some strange combination of circumstances, A Yin managed to avoid the flying fish monster that suddenly jumped out of the first water pipe!
"...Crap! Do you see me? You are called the number one in Jinmen!"
A Yin patted his chest:
"Hey, with that reaction just now, no one can tell you what a good young hero you are!"
As he spoke, A Yin was quite proud. He trampled the monster to death with a small jump and came to the second water pipe.
After trying to seduce him twice, A Yin was sure that there would be no more flying fish monsters in the tube.
He couldn't help but laugh:
"If you look like this pipe, you can tell whether the designer understands Super Mario or not,"
"Because old players all know that this pipe should be able to lead to the hidden room,"
"Let's try it."
With that said, Ayin stood on the water pipe mouth, and then pressed the cross key.
as expected!
After a brief pause, Cat Leo gradually entered the water pipe.
A Yin also nodded appreciatively: "Not bad. Being able to remember this hidden level means that this designer..."
The words are not finished yet!
Sudden!
I saw the water pipe started shaking in place!
As the shaking became more and more intense, everyone was stunned to see a raging flame coming out of the bottom of the water pipe!
Then, a rumbling sound came.
The water pipe turned into a rocket and shot straight into the sky, taking Leo the cat into the sky and turning it into a star!
Life: -1
A Yin:......
"It means this crazy designer is sick!!!"
Bang!
Because the scene in front of her was so outrageous, A Yin slapped the table on the spot!
"Cinema taught you how to play this game!?"
(End of chapter)
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