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Chapter 74 [You Disturbed Witch]
Chapter 74 [You disturbed witch]
"Cow! Cow! Cow!"
Three exclamations sounded!
Liu Peiqie, who was holding an M4 rifle, pulled the trigger to repel the tide of corpses and shouted to Donggua not far away:
"Winter melon! Cow! Cow!"
“Where’s my awesomeness!!!”
The next second, Donggua's yelling curses came!
At this moment, his whole body was caught in the hands of the bull, and he was smashed to the ground, like a rag bag, being thrown around!
"I'm being caught by a cow! Do you need to remind me? Oh, shit -!"
"goose--"
The funny scene made Eggplant laugh out loud. Even in the face of the tide of howling corpses, it was still difficult to hold back:
"Hold on a little longer! I'll go over and save you right away..."
good!
The Eggplant Team is originally from FPS. They are quick to pick up and master the game very quickly.
While A Yin and his group were still fighting for their lives in the first map, the four of them, Eggplant, Winter Melon, Liu Di, and Xiao Hei, had already passed the first safe house and embarked on the journey again.
Compared with the first building map, the second map has a much more unique feel.
Like the self-destructive fat man who can spew bile, the smoker who can stick out his tongue to bind people, and the hunter who can knock people to the ground in an instant.
There is also the attacker who is grabbing a winter melon and smashing it.
These special senses are all kinds of strange and have special abilities. They usually appear together with the zombie tide, causing chaos in the team every time.
but!
Eggplant and others are still in high spirits!
Firstly, it’s because the challenge is just right, adding a bit of difficulty to the exciting gaming experience.
Secondly, it’s because this second-generation FPS is the first of its kind, and it feels really great!
certainly!
The most important thing is that the sliding shovel and crawling movements really give them a very different experience!
So much so that now this group of people are not running, but shoveling!
Oh no!
As the eggplant slides with the shovel, the gun is aimed, and three bullets explode the zombie's head.
Oh no!
Liu Di slid the shovel and cut the zombies in half with the samurai sword in his hand.
Oh no!
Xiao Hei slid and shoveled, shooting left and right with his dual-wielding Sand Eagle, creating a vacuum around him.
Oh no!
As Winter Melon slid and shoveled, she collided with the attacker and was picked up and beaten on the spot.
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Da da da--
finally!
The wave of corpses ends.
Under the siege of three people, the attacker finally let out an unwilling roar and fell heavily to the ground with a thud.
The barrage finally breathed a sigh of relief——
‘You guys finally remembered the winter melon’
‘‘Winter Melon! ox! 》’
‘Winter melon’s hyperthyroidism has been hammered’
‘One winter melon, one Ayin, pure unlucky guy’
‘Hahaha, I just came from the boss’s live broadcast room, the boss has already shut himself off’
‘I have to say, Captain Yin’s side really has a great show.’
‘It’s not bad here, basically all the special effects are from winter melon, it’s like a fucking magnet...’
‘…’
Talk and laugh!
The group continued to move forward.
The sound of swishing shovels sounded from time to time, and the laughter and laughter of several people made the live broadcast room feel like being in the mountains, with apes on both sides of the strait constantly crying.
Although there were scattered zombies on the road, they were all killed by the superb marksmanship of a few people.
After crossing the highway and twisting and turning, the group came to a viaduct.
There were not many zombies under the bridge. Liu Di swung his long knife, one at a time, and quickly cleared away the zombies.
However, the only thing that surprised a few people was that just when all the zombies were like mad dogs, they pounced on them and bit them.
Not far away on the corridor, there was always a figure kneeling on the ground, motionless and seemingly without any desire to attack.
From the back, it looked like a woman.
The skin is fair, even a little pale.
Wearing a cool camisole on top, the hem is a little tattered.
The bottom is even cooler, and you can even vaguely see the round and delicate hip line.
At this moment, the slender woman was covering her face with her hands, her shoulders shaking slightly, and sobbing softly.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Seeing this scene, Donggua couldn't help but his eyes lit up!
He hurriedly poked the eggplant next to him:
"Brother Qie! Look at that! Tsk tsk! Look over there!"
Winter Melon's reminder quickly attracted the attention of the other members of the team.
Several people looked at it one after another, and all of them exclaimed vaguely: "Yo——"
Maybe I heard a few people's voices, or maybe I was tired from sitting.
I saw the slender woman standing up slowly from the corridor, still covering her face.
Straight and slender thighs, cool shape, and fair and delicate skin.
For a moment, everyone in the Eggplant Team couldn't help but blush.
"Oh, yo yo yo, shit, I can't help it, I really can't stand this."
Xiao Hei said he couldn't help it, but his eyes were looking at the woman intently, and he couldn't even turn his head.
"WDNMD, don't look at me! Xiaohei! Don't look at me at all!"
Eggplant is deeply opposed to this inconsistent approach and views it openly and aboveboard.
"This game is made, damn, no wonder they gave me a 16+ lock..."
On the other side, the wax gourd was about to shed tears and couldn't help but move forward.
As for Liu Di, relying on the protection of the 16+ live broadcast room, he started driving even more arrogantly!
Seeing the fair-skinned woman walking toward the public toilet, she followed closely:
"Hey, hey, winter melon! Does she need to go to the toilet? Damn it, stop going to the toilet and pee on me..."
As soon as these words came out, the team exploded!
Everyone was laughing and cursing wildly. Birds were singing and flowers were fragrant in the live broadcast room, and Cybertronian language was flying everywhere!
"My **** Liu Di, are you a ****? You goose goose..."
"Oh no, you are! Hahahaha!"
"You are so perverted, I'm so sick!"
"Hahahaha, you are so pure ****, you and I ****..."
And the barrage also exploded instantly——
‘"Current Status of FPS Area"'
'"The average person is timid and lustful"'
'I can't stand it anymore, it's so perverted, I'll blanch myself hahahaha...'
‘Do you know how embarrassing it is for me to leave the amp on, Gan?’
‘I was born pure and WDNM’
'Why do you feel that 16+ is a golden bell for you guys?'
‘Thank you for the classification system. The classification system has saved your district.’
‘Go against the heavens, go against the heavens’
‘Born, born of iron’
'I'm going to vomit laughing...'
‘…’
Between laughing and cursing!
Several people also followed the woman's footsteps.
Hearing the sobbing sound of a woman, it was a bit scary, but it also made people feel a little sympathetic.
Seeing this, Donggua couldn't help but move forward.
He raised the shotgun coquettishly and shook the woman with the flashlight:
"Hey girl, are you going out alone?"
Wuwuwu——
The woman's cry seemed weaker.
Seeing the other party's reaction, Donggua took another step forward: "Don't cry, it's okay. Don't worry, we are not good... bad people!"
As he spoke, Donggua took two steps and walked around in front of the woman. He wanted to see her true appearance and asked as he walked:
"Are you an NPC? Do you have any missions? How should I answer them? And you..."
The next second.
Winter Melon choked on her voice.
On the pale wrist, blood-red claws spread out like branches, and between the fingers with violent veins, blood-red eyes like light bulbs stared at him.
Resentment, viciousness, terror.
At this moment, Donggua once again recalled his fear of being dominated by the female ghost Xiuniang in "Ghostphobia".
A big question mark lingered in his mind——
Why the hell would someone use the same underworld face model in two games?
But then I thought about it.
oh.
This is the game of Golden Wind, the work of supernova pervert Gu Sheng.
Everything seems much more reasonable.
Think of this.
Dong Gua's gun slowly raised and pointed at Witch. This zombie version of Xiu Niang took a deep breath and let her energy sink into her Dantian, sounding like a bell——
"WDNMD!"
Bang! ! !
"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!!"
The blast of gunfire and the shrill scream of witch sounded at the same time!
Next!
A big red warning popped up on everyone's heads-up display——
【You disturbed witch! 】
The Eggplant Team exploded on the spot!
"WDNMD winter melon! It's you again!"
"Hit it! Hit it, damn it! Stop beeping!"
"Hey, hey, shit, it's coming!"
"Run! Run..."
The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping!
Seeing the situation is not good!
Winter Melon yelled, reacted very quickly, and ran away!
However, he ran away, and Liu Di was in misery behind him.
Because the attack logic of witch is to choose the closest unit as the target.
Therefore, Liu Di, who was still in high spirits just now, didn't even realize what happened. He only heard a shrill scream!
The next second!
A blood-red light flashed before his eyes, and Witch's big fight slapped him hard on the face!
Crunchy!
Liu Di didn't say a word and lay down on the spot!
Seeing this, the barrage was in an uproar!
‘What kind of attack power is this? Seconds to full health? One slap to the point of death? ’
'Young people are in good health, they can just lie down and take care of themselves'
‘It is now 9:10 pm on Wednesday, April 6th. Liu Di’s “Pee on Me” has been killed ruthlessly and the alarm bells are ringing.’
'Hahahahahaha that's outrageous...'
‘This is too fierce! ’
‘I just said that Brother Shengzi can’t make a game pure and exciting, it’s not his style’
‘Indeed, Golden Wind will definitely not be willing to do anything outrageous without designing something outrageous from the underworld.’
‘But this thing is too hellish! Almost killed in one hit on normal difficulty? Isn't it a one-hit kill on Expert difficulty? ’
'My assessment is - open'
‘This is too violent, it will kill you instantly, right? ’
'Let's open it, it's interesting...'
‘…’
Seeing the situation take a turn for the worse, the audience who had come to have fun burst out laughing!
But the remaining three brothers just regretted that they didn't have an extra leg and ran away!
In fact, originally, the setting of witch was that after reaching a certain distance, the target would be lost and no longer pursued.
but!
As the barrage said, how could a supernova pervert like Gu Sheng continue to perpetuate this setting?
If it's useful to poke holes and run away, it's like a Souls-based game without the fog gate, which is meaningless.
so!
Gu Sheng changed the pursuit logic of witch to pursue permanently after being disturbed.
Either you die! Either I die!
Switch is very fast.
Just a few breaths!
Xiao Hei, who was last, screamed and was on the verge of death!
Suddenly, only eggplants and winter melons were left on the field!
The two people were sliding and running while sliding, one after another, as if they were playing A Carrot Squat and B Carrot Squat.
Seeing the witch behind him getting closer and closer, Eggplant couldn't help but feel frightened: "What should I do with WNMD! Winter Melon! She's going to catch up!"
"What can we do? Run! Fight while running!"
As he spoke, Donggua shot back with two shots!
"no!"
Seeing that Witch took two shots, he continued to roar and chase like a normal person. Eggplant's tone was full of fear:
"Then we can't outrun her!"
"I know, I didn't say I had to run past her,"
As he said that, Donggua laughed evilly, took out a shot of adrenaline from his waist, and plunged it into his thigh with a pop:
"As long as I can fucking outrun you, that's all! Bye bye, my wife!"
The next second, Eggplant's howling and cursing sounded, echoing in the live broadcast room for a long time——
"Winter Melon! WDNMD! You are the real boss——!"
…
Today’s Shark Live Platform!
The sinister wind gusts, and zombies howl everywhere!
The supervisors in the background are going crazy!
Because they have never seen so many live broadcast rooms at the same time that require regulatory intervention and are locked to 16+!
From the game area to the dance area, from the appearance area to the singing area.
In each division, there are dozens of people at most, four or five at least, all of them are live broadcasting "Land of Survival"!
although!
In the game, the zombie virus will not be transmitted among the four protagonists.
However, this game is like a virus, quickly spreading on the live broadcast platform!
Its popularity is so great that it even has the potential to become a phenomenon-level game!
Seeing such a scene, the happiest person was undoubtedly the Iron Triangle.
After all, they had high hopes for this game.
And, if this momentum continues, they may break through the 100,000 sales mark in the first week!
This is something worth celebrating.
Because according to Yiyou statistics, in the past year, only six games on the Yiyou x1 platform have sold more than 100,000 copies in the first week.
The cost of these six works is upwards of 50 million.
That is to say.
If they rely on this "Road to Survival" to join the "Seven Yao Zero Club (One Hundred Thousand Sets in Seven Days)" on the entertainment and entertainment cabin platform.
Then there is no doubt that Golden Wind will make history and become a member of the 710 Club with the most exaggerated revenue ratio in the history of gaming.
And this also proves the success of the second-generation FPS and its infinite potential in the future!
Even this honor will directly promote Golden Wind to become an in-depth strategic partner of Yiyou.
Promote both parties to carry out all-round and three-dimensional cooperation and exchanges in multiple forms.
All benefit and no harm.
It can be said that seeing that the situation was very good, everyone in the golden wind, except Shen Miaomiao, was heartfeltly happy!
However.
What they don't know is.
Apart from being the direct beneficiaries, they were happy about the explosion of the Road to Survival.
Far away in Shenzhou, Ding Kai, the director of Guangyao Game Studio, one of the five ace studios under Xunteng Games, is also sincerely happy!
"Golden Wind, as the pawn leading the charge, can help us open up the field of gameplay and prove that the second-generation FPS game format is feasible. Of course I am happy,"
While talking, Ding Kai picked up the red rook on the chessboard:
"I have said before that only when the gaming industry collectively prospers and emerging forces flourish, will we, as big brothers, live a better life,"
"After all, a rook will always run faster than a pawn..."
Say it!
Ding Kai's red car drove straight in and ate up the lone black pawn on the opposite side!
Snapped!
"General!"
——
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(End of chapter)
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