We Promised To Make A Bad Game, But What The Hell Is Titanfall?

Chapter 80 Healing Ditty

Make a sound!

The figure in overalls sat firmly on Winter Melon's head.

And as the brainwashing music resounded throughout the audience, Winter Melon seemed to have drunk too much, being dragged around by Pigeon Pigeon in overalls, staggering again and again!

The live broadcast room exploded!

'too! Grass! Got it! ’

'Remember to bring your mod with you to court'

‘I have long said that no one can refuse to play basketball! ’

'You better be (point to)'

‘Winter melon: lychee! How do you want me to lychee! (Staggering around)’

‘Hahahahahaha! So damn weird! ’

‘I am very curious about the mental state of these mod authors’

"That's the version of Switch that you haven't seen before. That thing can dribble like a rock. It will fall to the ground as soon as it leans on it. It will kill you instantly on expert difficulty."

‘It already sounds outrageous’

'Why? Why is there an extra basketball in my hand? ’

‘You really eat oil cakes hahahaha…’

"CNM, Liu Di! Save... me...!!!"

Staggering around, even though Brother Ji's music was 360 degrees above his head, Donggua still heard Liu Di's wild laughter behind him that was almost hypoxic:

"I...want...GNMD...save...!!!"

"Coming, coming, coming!"

Liu Di almost died laughing at this moment!

Throw away the blue fire Gatling that has no bullets in his hand, draw out the fire unicorn, and aim at the rap-singing jockey on the head of Winter Melon and shoot!

But in this flash of lightning!

"Roar--!!!"

Suddenly, another deafening roar sounded from the side.

After all, Liu Di is also from FPS background and reacts very quickly.

When I heard this sound, I secretly screamed that something was wrong, and hurriedly slid the shovel down from the roof of the car!

Buzz——

Immediately afterwards, he saw a huge sweaty soybean expression with a diameter of half a human being flying past his scalp!

"Fuck!"

Liu Di was completely startled, and he stuck half of his head out to look in the direction where the sweaty soybeans were flying.

But see you!

Less than ten meters away from him, a Hulk was staring viciously in his direction!

The moment when our eyes met!

The Hulk smiled crookedly, making people think of something bad.

Next!

He saw the Hulk slamming his hands into the ground, forcefully grabbing a slate with a sweating bean expression from the ground, and smashing it towards him!

Buzz——

Bang!

Seeing the car in front of him being blown away, he heard Liu Di howl——

"Eggplant! Save-!!!"

good!

Just when everyone is in danger!

And eggplant!

Due to his low health, he had been lying on the scaffolding platform, using a sniper rifle to support the three of them.

So far, Eggplant has helped the people below to deal with three Patrick's self-destruction specials, two five-whip smokers and countless ordinary zombies.

Originally, the plan was to wait for the power to be fully charged, and then the three people below would assist him in a retreat.

Unfortunately, the situation has changed now. All his teammates are in crisis, and he can only come to the rescue!

"I'm fucking coming!"

After receiving the call for help from his teammates, Eggplant pushed himself up on the platform, Gulu stood up, and took out the precious medical kit with his backhand:

"I'll pack a bag and come to rescue you!"

Say it!

Eggplant picks up the medical kit and wants to treat himself!

But.

The reading of [Healing myself] came out.

A song from nowhere rang in his ears——

【ohhhh——oh——ohhhhh——】

The singing is brisk and sunny, full of movement.

eggplant:?

After being stunned for a moment, Eggplant looked around cautiously.

Because they had too many mods, he was not sure what strange things would pop up along with the various strange soundtracks.

However, after looking around, Eggplant found nothing unusual.

He frowned and muttered: "Weird."

Then, he started using the medical kit again.

【Healing myself】

【ohhhh——oh——ohhhhh——】

"Oh shit?!"

This time, Eggplant was really shocked.

What on earth is this? Why does someone sing as soon as I pack my bag? !

After pondering for a moment, Eggplant finally set his sights on the treatment bag in his hand.

At this moment, the medical kit in his hand has been replaced by a small World War II-style medical kit. Originally, he thought it was just a model replacement.

But now it looks like...

Eggplant opens the medical kit.

【ohhhh——】

Eggplant cancels the health kit.

Eggplant opens the medical kit again.

【ohhhh——】

Snapped.

Eggplant closes the medical bag again.

"Damn, this is interesting..."

Just talking!

In the team voice, Liu Di's roar came out: "Fuck you, uncle eggplant! What are you talking about! Hurry up!"

"Oh, oh, ok, ok, it'll be ready soon!"

Eggplant was shocked and quickly gave up on the research. He opened the medical bag without hesitation.

Next!

Just listen to a cheerful little song that resounds throughout the audience!

【ohhhh——oh——ohhhhh——】

【California girls, were unforgettable! 】

【Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top! 】

The song "California Girls" that has recently become popular on the Internet is ringing in!

As the bright singing sounded, Eggplant felt that her body was out of control, and she started to raise her arms high, and started an awkward dance on the spot!

It looks like a silly roe deer kicking on the ground, or a gorilla courting a mate.

The mentally retarded dance moves, combined with a happy ditty, instantly made the mocking effect explode!

good!

This is a combo mod!

Not only has music been added, but the original therapeutic movements have even been replaced with extremely silly dances!

When they heard the singing, the three people below also looked sideways.

Seeing the eggplant dancing on the spot, the three of them were stunned for a moment.

Then everything exploded!

"I'm going to fuck your uncle Eggplant! I asked you to support me, but what the hell are you doing?!"

"You're such a fucking bitch—!"

"Stop jumping on the horse! You are really stupid, right? I've already given in to you, you idiot!!!"

"..."

In an instant!

The scene turned into a mess!

The cries of the zombie tide resounded throughout the sky!

Xiao Hei, who fell to the ground, struggled to pull the trigger and fought back in despair!

With Brother Chicken riding on his head, Winter Melon staggered around, screaming and stumbling around in the chaotic tide of corpses.

Liu Di was sweating, with soybeans flying everywhere, and being chased by the Hulk like a grandson, Liu Di ran away with his head in his hands while cursing on the street.

Eggplant, on the other hand, stood under the last ray of sunset, grinning widely, waving his arms happily amidst the laughter of goose and goose, using dance to heal himself...

【Sun-kissed skin, so hot will melt your popsicle! 】

【ohhhh——oh——ohhhhh——】

The dancing is joyful and the singing is soaring!

What was louder than the song was the yelling from the following three teammates——

"Eggplant! WDNMD! You are the real boss——!!!"

The barrage made me laugh like crazy!

'"You never know what your teammates are doing"'

‘[Therapeutic Ditty]’

‘This mod is so stupid hahahahahaha’

‘Help, I’m going to lose oxygen from laughing’

‘What kind of zombie comedy’

‘I laughed my head off all over the floor’

‘Teammates were caught, they laughed and brushed them off, sprayed medicine on the spot, and sang and danced’

‘This mod is so mean’

‘It’s so fucking effective’

'Hahahaha vomit hahaha...'

‘…’

…

Laughter!

Everything was as Gu Sheng expected.

With a simple and easy-to-use production mode, coupled with a completely free and open attitude.

Once the creative workshop was launched, it gained the love of a large number of players.

although!

On a visible publicity level, Road to Survival is completely at a disadvantage.

From reports in major mainstream media to publicity in various self-media.

The news is overwhelming, all about "fearless sniping creates a new situation in RFPS".

And under this kind of news, there are also some true and false comments, praising Fearless Sniper——

‘Fearless sniper, the real light of domestic shooting games! ’

‘The innovatively developed RFPS is really refreshing’

‘As expected of a major company, other domestic game manufacturers should learn from it’

‘The light, shadow and visual effects of this work are really amazing! Couple it with the RPFS model! It is simply a whole love! ’

‘Support domestic production! Support Xunteng! ’

‘RFPS is such a genius idea, I think foreign countries will have to imitate it! ’

‘…’

Such remarks are numerous.

but!

In the player forums affiliated with these websites, the situation is completely different——

"Lead to Survival Mod Recommendation 5.0"

"Everyone, please give me a guide to this picture of Chang Teng Hospital"

"Brothers, another abstract mod author was discovered"

"Please tell me about the storm, please, this picture is too underworld"

"Rational Analysis: How good is the feel of Road to Survival, and why can't it even defeat a certain sniper that invested hundreds of millions?"

"I don't allow anyone who hasn't seen Eggplant Dance yet"

"..."

A piece of natural harmony!

The players spontaneously discussed topics about the road to survival, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

It seems that for players, the "Fearless Sniper" promoted outside has nothing to do with them.

Compared to how hyped that game was by the media, what they were more concerned about was whether there were any new outrageous mods released in Left 4 Survival today.

Ever since.

After so many years of development in the domestic game industry, the most outrageous scene has occurred——

Fearless Sniper has been hyped by media from all walks of life, with countless praises and praises. It is known as the light of domestic games and has created a new way of playing shooting games.

The momentum is huge and it has the momentum to unify the FPS world.

But Road to Survival, few media are willing to report to the camera, but it is spread by word of mouth among the player community. People ask for mod names, recommend practical modules, exchange production experiences, and as usual post posts shouting that Road to Survival is the best in the world. water experience.

Players love it and seem to be completely unaffected by external announcements.

Road to Survival has no name in official media.

Fearless Sniper is not mentioned among the player community.

The two games are like two distinct rivers.

Although they are on par with each other, they are very different from each other.

For this situation, Golden Wind is definitely acceptable.

What is the most important thing about the game?

Of course it is recognized by the players!

Because players are the bread and butter of manufacturers, they are directly linked to game sales, and players’ approval is more useful than anyone else’s approval.

Therefore, Gu Sheng was not only able to accept this result, he couldn't be happier!

Because from a certain perspective, the mutual promotion among players also saved him a lot of publicity expenses!

but!

On the other hand, Guangyao Games seems to be less able to accept this situation.

Oh no.

It’s not that it’s not very acceptable, it’s that it’s too unacceptable! ! !

…

Bang!

The next day!

Looking at the sales data report sent by his secretary, Ding Kai couldn't help but slapped the report on the table, his fingers trembling slightly!

Today is Saturday.

The sixth day of the release of Left 4 Dead and the fifth day of the release of Dauntless Sniper.

And just today, at 0:00 in the morning.

On the road of survival, under the siege of Guangyao's massive propaganda, he fought his way out and achieved a single-day sales overtake.

Capsized in the gutter!

This has never happened before!

Looking at the data comparison chart between the two sides in the report, Ding Kai's face was gloomy, as if he was about to drip!

See you soon!

The blue curve representing the sales of Dauntless Sniper has been declining since the first day of release.

This is a very normal situation for the sales of a game.

It can even be said that 99.9% of the games on the market had the same curve as this in the first week of release!

Because the players' desire to buy must be the strongest on the first day, and it is natural that it will decline after that.

But that red curve representing the sales volume of Road to Survival is outrageous!

After selling 32,000 units on the first day, they dropped to the 20,000 mark the next day.

It can be seen that Guangyao's containment campaign was very successful that day.

Then, on the third day after the game was released, sales of Left 4 Dead hit bottom, reaching less than 12,000.

Ding Kai clearly remembered that he and Fang Hongwei were the ones who opened the champagne that day.

Because in their opinion, the outcome of the battle has been determined by this point!

Golden Wind's propaganda channels are completely blocked. They are basically a turtle in the urn, a pawn with no room to fight back.

I never expected that!

Just after this day!

The next day!

Golden Wind officially launched its creative workshop, and its sales curve has also picked up!

Next!

Day four! The fifth day!

The road to survival was like taking a stimulant, sales immediately bottomed out!

Advance all the way, chasing fearless snipers!

finally! today!

On the sixth day of the release of Left 4 Dead, the sales of this game not only achieved reverse growth, but even reached the same level as its first-day sales!

And with an advantage of 2,200 points, he completed the lead over the Fearless Sniper!

Ding Kai’s back molars are almost broken!

Why? !

He has been in the gaming industry for so long!

I have never seen anyone be able to complete the counter-attack under their brilliant encirclement!

Ding Kai's chest rose and fell, and he felt a depression in his heart, as if a big stone was blocking him, and he couldn't breathe up or down!

after all!

In order to kill the golden wind this time, they Guangyao spent a lot of money to announce it!

The publicity expenses alone are as much as the cost of a Road to Survival!

Just to be able to squeeze the road of survival to death, and then take its "second-generation FPS" gameplay as my own, whitewash it and turn it into my own originality!

Unexpectedly!

Such a high investment, such a frenzied pursuit, such an airtight and comprehensive blockade!

He actually let Golden Wind use one move of "Creative Workshop" to make a huge difference.

Not only did he easily mobilize the player base and neutralize their fierce offensive, he even overtook them!

This feels like a fight between two sides, their glory is Tyson, and the golden wind is Ma Baoguo.

I thought that with one punch, Golden Wind would be seriously injured even if it was not dead.

But unexpectedly, Golden Wind was not Ma Baoguo at all, but fucking Zhang Sanfeng!

Not only did he receive their punches easily, he even gave them a slap in the face with his backhand!

This kind of humiliation is definitely unacceptable to Ding Kai!

Make a decision immediately——

Dig people!

Oh shit!

We must speed up the process of poaching people and tear Golden Wind to pieces as soon as possible!

Since it's obvious that it won't work, don't blame me for using dirty tricks!

The second generation FPS must be renamed!

In the future history of games, this type of shooting game can only have one name!

It’s called——Guangyao RPFS!

(End of chapter)