Weird asylum, you're taking in a human being like me?
Chapter 49 Good things for beauty and skin care
Hearing this, Lu Xiao shook his head hurriedly.
"No! No!"
"Uncle Chainsaw, didn't I teach you?"
"No matter how delicious my friend is, I can't eat it! I can only lick it!"
The chainsaw man said in a low voice.
"Well! Friends can't eat it!"
Lu Xiao looked pleased.
"By the way, Uncle Chainsaw, I brought you a little gift!"
As he spoke, he took out a name tag from his trouser pocket.
The words "Uncle Chainsaw" are written crookedly on it.
Lu Xiao stood up with difficulty. At this time, he felt that his body was extremely weak.
But he still tried to move and hung the badge around the chainsaw man's neck.
The badge swayed on Chainsaw Man's chest.
Lu Xiao looked at this scene with a satisfied smile.
"Now, we are gay!"
He had made this badge a long time ago and kept it with him, planning to give it to Uncle Chainsaw when he had the opportunity to return to the Dark Prison.
The chainsaw uncle was stunned for a moment, and then he fired the chainsaw.
He danced with his chainsaw.
"We are gay!"
At this moment, the driver slowly woke up.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw this horrifying scene, which scared him so much that he almost fainted again.
The aura emanating from Uncle Chainsaw gave him a kind of fear from his soul.
he trembled.
"Lu...Mr. Lu, is this your friend?"
Lu Xiao looked a little pale, but still nodded.
"Don't be afraid, this friend of mine is very good!"
The driver breathed a sigh of relief, but the fear in his heart did not dissipate at all.
At this time, Lu Xiao suddenly weakened and sat on the ground.
Uncle Chainsaw hurriedly stepped forward to check.
His head was wrapped in bandages and his expression could not be seen.
"You're hurt!"
Lu Xiao shook his head, indicating that he was fine.
"It's probably due to excessive blood loss, it's not a big problem!"
"Just eat something to make it up!"
Uncle Chainsaw's deep voice sounded.
"Wait a minute! I'll find something delicious for you!"
With that said, he held up the chainsaw and walked away.
The speed is extremely fast, and one step can cover tens of meters.
The driver looked around and saw that the terrifying meat mountain monster had long been replaced by a pile of rotting rotten meat.
Seeing that there was no danger, he finally felt relieved.
Then he walked towards the weird squirming ball of flesh.
That ball of meat is the serial number 302-car.
The driver reached out a hand and touched the ball.
The dense blood vessels on the flesh ball began to squirm.
Not long after, an orange taxi appeared.
After what happened just now, the driver felt that it would be better to keep a low profile in the prison.
Lu Xiao chuckled.
"Don't be afraid! Returning here is just like returning to your own home!"
After hearing Lu Xiao's words, the driver fell silent.
…………
Not long after, Uncle Chainsaw was back.
In his hand he held an extremely ugly humanoid creature.
The humanoid creature has a pair of huge flesh wings behind it.
At this time, the pair of fleshy wings were full of holes, and bright red blood dripped to the ground.
The dull voice of Uncle Chainsaw sounded.
"It's strange, the food around is all dead!"
Just now, he walked around in a big circle.
I didn't see any moving food.
The food in his hand was pulled out from a coffin buried in the ground by its smell.
Lu Xiao grinned when he saw the humanoid creature in Uncle Chainsaw's hand.
"Uncle Chainsaw, this dirty vampire is not delicious at all!"
Uncle Chainsaw sounded with a hint of helplessness.
"Dead! All dead!"
"You said, food must be eaten alive!"
Lu Xiao was stunned when he heard this.
"What's dead?"
"The food is all dead! I didn't find any living food nearby!"
Lu Xiao didn't think much and answered immediately.
"Forget it, let's just deal with it!"
"Remember to pinch off the head and tail!"
Uncle Chainsaw started the chainsaw and cut the vampire into small pieces like a steak.
The vampire didn't even have time to make a sound before it was mercilessly dismantled by Uncle Chainsaw.
Lu Xiao picked up a small piece and put it into his mouth, then slowly frowned.
"It's sour and smelly! It's as hard to swallow as an old lady's foot wrap!"
On the side, the driver looked dumbfounded at this scene.
The vampire just now is definitely not low-level.
But at this time, it was difficult for him to associate the neatly arranged pieces of meat on the ground, which looked like steaks, with the vampire.
This scene was too shocking for him.
Lu Xiao greeted the driver.
"Come and try it! Although it is unpalatable, according to the Classic of Mountains and Seas, this is a good thing for beauty and beauty!"
“It’s a pity there is no minced garlic!”
The driver doubtfully picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.
As soon as the piece of meat entered his mouth, it slid down his mouth and into his stomach.
Before he could taste it, he picked up another piece.
As a strange being, he actually doesn't need to eat to stay alive.
But the pieces of meat on the ground seemed to have a fatal attraction for him.
One piece, two pieces, he kept stuffing it into his mouth.
Soon his belly was full and round.
Lu Xiao hurriedly stopped him.
"Mr. Driver, overeating like this may cause indigestion!"
Hearing this, the driver stopped eating.
He wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth and showed a happy smile.
"It's so delicious! It's ten thousand times better than those seafood!"
Lu Xiao's eyes twitched, but then he thought of the driver's experience and sighed softly.
"Brother! I've suffered a lot from you these past years!"
Not long after, Dart also woke up faintly.
The tentacles on the back of his head stretched out again.
"What are you eating?"
he asked doubtfully.
He had seen Uncle Chainsaw before, so he was no stranger to him.
Instead, he felt a little bit curious about the neatly arranged pieces of meat on the ground.
Instinct drove him to pick up a piece and taste it.
The driver's voice was filled with satisfaction.
"Brother! Come and try it! It's really delicious!"
Fei Dart was stunned for a moment, then looked at Lu Xiao.
Lu Xiao nodded.
Those pieces of meat were obviously raw and even had blood on them.
Boomerang resisted his nausea and picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.
"Um?"
His eyes suddenly lit up.
Then like crazy, he picked up pieces of meat on the ground and stuffed them into his mouth.
Just like the driver before.
The poor vampire was mostly eaten by Dart and the driver.
Dart used a tiny bone to pick out the remains between his teeth.
"What the hell is this? It's so delicious!"
Lu Xiao was holding a meaty bone and chewing on it. When he heard the dart's words, he immediately raised his head and said in a nonchalant tone.
"Oh, he's just a vampire!"
When Fei Dart heard this, his stomach instinctively contracted and he was about to vomit it out.
The driver, with quick eyes and quick hands, covered Fei Dart's mouth.
"Brother! Don't waste good things!"
"This is a good thing for beauty and beauty!"
Dart's eyes were filled with fear.
He flapped his hands randomly, and the image of Enzo turning into a vampire appeared in his mind.
Lu Xiao seemed to know what he was thinking and explained calmly.
"Don't worry, this one you're eating is different from the cheap one before!"
"This vampire is not a converted human, so don't feel any psychological burden!"
"Besides, if you want to survive in the dark prison in the future, you can't do it without eating!"
"After all, you are still a human!"
"Besides, eating the food in the dark prison is also good for you!"
As he spoke, the tentacles on the back of Dart's neck came out and flapped randomly in mid-air.
What can be clearly seen is that those tentacles are much thicker than before.
Originally only a little thicker than a human hair, now it is almost as thick as an earthworm.
After a long time, Fei Dart finally slumped to the ground as if he had resigned himself to his fate.
"Am I still human?"
He muttered under his breath.
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