Weird Calendar

In Qin Ze's understanding, the so-called suffering, especially in the love between a man and a woman, is mostly about not being able to love.

It was "Yue Yunpeng chased the car and yelled, "How can I live without you?", "Auntie, I will not give up your son for five million," and "I traveled across the mountains and ridges to see you, but I saw You and others holding hands. handle".

The suffering of love is just that I love you, but you love him, or I love you, but have no money to love you.

For Qin Ze, this is not a problem because he doesn't care about the other person's feelings at all.

"I'm just expressing my love. It's just the mission of the almanac. Even...I don't need to express my love to a specific person."

Qin Ze did not immediately choose the person to express his love to. Whatever you try, try to think from as many different perspectives as possible.

The first thing he tried was to confess to Qiao Wei.

Yes, since the only taboo is confession, and since Huo Qiao said that confession will not bring suffering to the other party...

So why can't I confess to my wife?

Can't you confess your love once you're married? It doesn't make sense.

However, after Qin Ze tried it, he found that it had no effect.

No pain was felt, and the calendar showed no reaction.

The most important thing is that Qin Ze could feel a chill when he violated the taboo twice.

But not this time, which also means that such a confession has no triggering effect.

"It seems that this method won't work. Someone has to respond, or in other words, my confession needs to be seen by the corresponding person?"

Qin Ze immediately started trying.

In a group of board game guys and secret room guys, he posted this:

"Actually, I have liked a girl in the group for a long time. I think she knows who I am talking about. Her incomparable beauty is engraved in my memory. Her every move, elegant expression, and interest in mystery and excitement are etched in my memory. The longing, the handling of dilemmas and adversity... I'm obsessed with it."

"There is not a moment when I don't long to marry her. Will you marry me?"

In the group of more than 300 people, everyone is chatting about whether there are any new games recently. Players from the original system and the Qiong system are arguing about who is the best in the world.

Qin Ze's words successfully stopped the entire group chat for several seconds.

And then...it was reread.

A large group of people began to reread, inexplicably. Although occasionally some people feel that there is no need to repeat the reading, but when they see the +1, they still want to press it.

Qin Ze closed the group chat. He didn't care what other people thought.

For him, it's just an experiment.

He closed his eyes and felt carefully, but found that he still didn't feel anything.

"I was careless. Since I have also realized the suffering in love, it is love that cannot be obtained, so at least I have to be clearly rejected before I can be considered suffering..."

"This kind of group posting is just for entertainment and jokes. Confessing your feelings in the Q group is essentially no different from v me 50."

After thinking about it, Qin Ze decided to choose someone.

"It has to be someone I don't know, and the area is far away from me."

"But I need to be clearly rejected by the other party... This requires the other party to be online and able to respond to my confession."

The experience of begging others to send good people cards was quite interesting. Qin Ze looked at the list of group members and filtered them.

Soon, he saw a person with the head of a goddess.

"Although there is a high probability that the profile picture is an online picture, this is the only way to filter."

Beautiful girls will reject people, even if it is the King of the Sea, he will put himself in the pond and accept all confessions, and Qin Ze will not mind.

Anyway, leave after confessing your feelings.

Since you are begging to be rejected, the prettier the other party is and the higher the conditions, the better.

The kind of super beauty who says, "No matter what your level, you are worthy of confessing your love to me" is the best.

So "Alice" in the group member list fits perfectly.

"The avatar is at the level of a goddess, although there is a high possibility that it is an online picture."

"Secondly, there are records of speaking, but the number of speaking is very small. It is very likely that the purpose of joining the group is purely to find people to play board games. It is not a group out of boredom and loneliness."

Qin Ze selected the target and didn't even bother to change the content. He directly copied the paragraph that was still +1ing in the group.

Just replace "her" with "you", and replace "a girl in the group" with "you".

After pressing the enter key and sending the chat history, Qin Ze waited patiently for rejection.

In order to prevent the other party from refusing, Qin Ze decided to take some extra measures.

He thought for a while... What would a man who makes women hate say at this time?

How do greasy men on the Internet generally organize their opinions?

He immediately had the answer:

"Here? Look at the black stockings?"

Okay, it’s stable now! Confession will inevitably be rejected.

Qin Ze waited for the words from the other party that made him feel "suffering".

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April 5th, midnight, one o'clock.

At this time, the children in the board game group were still chatting enthusiastically.

Sometimes Li Lu wonders, are there people among these people who hold calendars?

Otherwise, why am I still so excited after midnight?

Of course, Li Lu doesn't like to watch groups.

In a sense, she felt that the children in this group were not qualified playmates.

After forming several passer-by bureaus, Li Lu always felt that these people were stupid.

Some very mentally retarded secret rooms are actually trapped.

As time went by, although Li Lu did not quit the group, she was too lazy to watch the group.

Today is an exception.

Because not long ago, at midnight, as the holder of the old calendar, Li Lu came across this content——

The fifth day of April is the Xinsi day of Dingsi month. Suitable for making friends, falling in love, and confessing love.

Avoid litigation, hierarchy, and despair.

Li Lu is not a peaceful person who "goes for the appropriate and avoids the taboo".

But he is not the kind of pure "taboo" person.

She craves excitement, but does not pursue extreme excitement.

As a passerby of the calendar who is not part of any organization, Li Lu actually knows a lot of calendar information.

Because her old profession is a reporter.

Journalists who are endowed with strange abilities by the calendar have strong intuition and a premonition of smelling crises and major events.

If the function continues to improve, reporters can even get direct clues to the next big event by consuming certain things, pictures, dialogues, etc.

This intuition allowed Li Lu to get to know some calendar holders and learn the truth behind some strange events.

With some "blackmail", she got a lot of information.

"Despair, litigation, it's too much trouble. I have no goal of litigating, and I don't want to feel hopeless."

In Li Lu's view, suffering is acceptable, but despair is too painful.

She doesn't want to be forced by the calendar to lose my love forever and look ruined.

"Of course, I don't have a lover either."

As a "reporter", Li Lu has strong intuition and can easily see through a person.

She longed to love someone intensely—a pathological intensity.

But there is still no suitable goal.

Her appearance, which is better in person than in avatar, has indeed given her many suitors, but she looks down on these suitors.

"It is said that old calendar holders are attracted to each other...why isn't there a suitable male?"

As an old-timer who already possesses extraordinary abilities, Li Lu will certainly not be tempted by ordinary people.

Li Lu shook her head.

"That's all. Today's taboo is at the level of despair. Don't mess with it. It's better to just wait and see."

The content is actually quite good.

Suitable for making friends, falling in love, and confessing love.

This made Li Lu suddenly have some expectations. Even though she has been holding the calendar for a long time, she must admit that she still gets excited every day waiting for new content to appear on the calendar.

I will also be curious about how these ordinary behaviors will be changed by the calendar demon.

"Making friends, falling in love, confessing, haha, am I being urged to get married by an old almanac?"

Li Lu played with the silver-white calendar for a while, as if it was not a calendar but her friend.

After a while, Li Lu, who usually didn't watch the group because it was a good time to make friends today, opened the group for board game friends.

In the end, she lost interest in these people and didn't even bother to expend energy and use functions to test them.

But just when Li Lu decided to give up and thought about whether to meet someone casually and trigger Yi's effect——

Li Lu received a private message.

This is a confessional message.

When she saw this message, Li Lu was stunned for a moment.

"Your incomparable beauty is engraved in my memory. Every move you make, your elegant demeanor, your desire for mystery and excitement, your handling of dilemmas and adversities... all make me extremely obsessed."

Tsk tsk, Li Lude said, these words are really disgusting.

But according to the Barnum effect in psychology, most people are easily pleased by a lot of broad praise.

When the other party makes similar comments, I will have a feeling of "being right" and "he really understands me".

As it happens, Li Lu is indeed a girl who likes mystery and excitement.

At the same time, she does have stunning beauty.

This made Li Lu feel a little pricked in her heart.

"Could it be that he has seen me?"

If it were in the past, Li Lu wouldn't even take a second look at this kind of confession.

But today, under the influence of the "appropriate" calendar, everything has an interesting direction.

"Here? Look at the black stockings?"

The other party quickly sent the second sentence. In Mr. Qin's mind, this kind of statement will definitely be blocked by women.

But Qin ignored one thing - the logic of character creation before and after.

The first paragraph was clearly an affectionate confession, but the second paragraph immediately became obscene.

This will indeed make women feel disgusted, but it may also cause the other party to have some doubts——

Why did this person suddenly change? Why did his words not match his words?

As the creator of Script Killing, Qin Ze should not ignore it.

But he understands the logic of how things work, but he may not understand women. And essentially, logic is needed to do something well, but logic may not be needed to mess up something.

Qin Ze's original intention was to screw up his confession.

Li Lu picked up the phone and suddenly had a naughty thought:

"Originally, I was thinking whether it would be better to confess my love today or make friends..."

"Okay now, since you confessed, I will confess too."

Li Lu did two things.

The first thing she did was choose a photo of her legs without showing her face from her phone. Without much hesitation, I sent it.

The second thing she said was the following:

"Great, I accept your confession, because I like you too, and I want to confess to you too~ Can you be my boyfriend?"

After Li Lu sent this message, a message appeared in Li Lu's mind.

[For things like confession, of course you have to be straight. The most important thing is... black stockings are great, aren't they? No matter how the other party responds, I have to give you full marks for your black stockings and confession creativity. This confession was a great success! 】

[Hot love: The desire for love will greatly improve your intuition. In a short period of time, your reporter function level will be +2. Lasts one hour. 】

Sure enough, love is a fleeting moment.

Li Lu didn't expect that a successful "Yi" would only last for one hour.

However, the effect of functional level +2 is indeed very good.

"I seem to be able to smell information about the next big event. But..."

Li Lu didn't want to use reporters' abilities to find out what big things might happen next.

At the moment, what she cares more about is the man who confessed his love to her.

"If you use the reporter's ability on him...will you see information related to him?"

Li Lu was eager to try.

The reporter's ability is to have a premonition of certain major events. But it’s hard to pinpoint it to a specific person.

But it's different now. In the next hour, my function was directly upgraded by two levels.

In addition, this effect is called "Scorching Love", and there are additional effects if the protection is not complete.

I can achieve a more specific, detailed, and accurate reporter's sense of smell.

Li Lu was highly concentrated and began to recite her confession silently.

These words were spoken by Qin Ze, which meant that they were clues left by Qin Ze.

The ability of the old calendar professional [journalist] is to see the shadow of a certain event through subtle clues.

When she recited silently for the seventh time, a faint golden light emerged from Li Lu's pupils.

At this moment, a community, a silver-white calendar, and - appeared in Li Lu's mind.

A man who picked up the Golden Calendar manuscript.

The man's face was blurry, but even if it was just hazy, it was by no means ugly.

The scene of the community was also very blurry, but it was enough. Li Lu still recognized the community.

The golden light in Li Lu's eyes gradually dissipated, and there was a strange excitement in her eyes.

"Interesting! You are actually an Old Calendar person! You even got the Golden Calendar manuscript! I am really interested in you now! Shall we date?"

"I still have a lot of photos, not just black stockings."

Li Lu sent the above content directly.

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Youke New Town Community.

Qin Ze looked at the other party's profile picture, which showed that the other party was inputting information, and thought that he was sure.

"Could it be that my suffering is being harassed online and being written a short essay about? After all, even if I play with my phone on the subway, I will be accused of being secretly photographed..."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I've finished my confession."

Qin Ze was very happy and didn't care much about the other party's reply, so he was about to turn off the chat.

But at this time, the other party sent a message.

The first message is a photo. In the photo, black stockings wrap her slender legs.

Qin Ze's heart skipped a beat.

This development... seems a little wrong?

The following information made Qin Ze truly feel what suffering was.