Weird Calendar

Chapter 345 The Heart of Jesus

Currently, only Qin Ze knows the details about the battle between gods.

Even Jesus, who was once in the Pangu camp, didn't know what the battle between gods would be like.

All we know is that humans, or humans headed by Qin Ze, who want to save the world, have a slim chance of winning.

He put away his playful gesture and said:

"Let's go, I'll take you back to Linxiang City. Today is August 16th, and I've prepared some gifts for you."

Qin Ze didn't know what the gift was, but he didn't think there was any gift that could impress him at the moment.

The helicopter soon started.

Looking at the night sky, Qin Ze's mind returned to the British-style street not long ago.

That prison of robbers.

Now, he is already a strong man in the Catastrophe Realm, and the showdown between him and the fallen messenger is about to come.

Presumably, after this battle, all the secrets of the messenger will be revealed.

The Old Calendar Lord who established the messenger department is still somewhat mysterious to Qin Ze.

It is even more mysterious than the known "second master of the black sword", "the ancestor of the old calendar Zhou Baiyu" and "the master of luck Ling Hansu".

All we know is that this master has the reputation of being unparalleled and has done a crucial thing - establishing a messenger department.

The mechanism of the Golden Calendar manuscript prevented Ling Hansu, Zhou Baiyu and others from being completely lost in history.

The first thing the fallen master did after seizing the chairmanship was to join forces with the Eternal Lord, intending to completely eradicate the remnants of the pioneer era.

At the same time, after seeing himself, the messenger issued a mission - to kill the fallen messenger.

All this can be concluded -

The master with the name of Wushuang is probably related to the birth of the Golden Calendar manuscript. It is very possible that although he is not as good as Zhou Baiyu, what he has done has prevented the efforts of all masters from being completely wiped out.

Moreover, this master has direct hatred against the fallen master.

The moon on August 16th is still very bright, but it does not have the characteristics of a bright moon.

Qin Ze looked at the scene in the sky and began to look forward to it.

…

Several hours later, the helicopter finally arrived in Linxiang City.

This is a commercial center with a huge tarmac chartered by the Old Calendar Association.

Qin Ze didn't pay attention at first, but when the helicopter landed, he felt a lot of life.

Countless people were waiting for him.

It was obviously still early in the morning and the sky had not yet risen, but when the helicopter arrived, the whole city seemed to suddenly become brighter.

The density of people in this commercial center is comparable to that of a Jay Chou concert. And countless people held fluorescent banners to express their respect for someone.

The helicopter door opened, and Jesus smiled and said:

"Qin, accept this city's welcome."

Qin Ze was suddenly stunned.

When he was most desperate and lonely, it was Qiao Wei who pulled him up.

They have saved each other, but they are always in darkness, bearing the reputation of being the destroyer of the world.

But at this moment, Qin Ze saw countless banners with words of thanks written on them.

"Forgive us for our ignorance, and thank you for always protecting us."

In fact, people don't know what to believe.

If he had lost to Amaterasu in the battle the day before yesterday, maybe people would be grateful to Amaterasu.

Many things that everyone believes in can be guided.

It’s not that everyone doesn’t like to think, it’s that the truth is expressed in countless one-sided pieces.

But even so, Qin Ze was still a little touched.

Tens of thousands of people were cheering him.

The loneliness in the deep sea was broken by the bright moon, and now it is dispersed by the stars.

"You can't always protect everyone with huge grievances and grievances, right?"

"I am someone who plays with faith. In my opinion, if you don't believe me, why should I protect you?"

"So, since you want to protect them, they should at least respect you."

Qin Ze didn't say anything. He was now the focus of the crowd, and all his emotions were a little out of place because of this focus.

He could only smile.

But deep down, he accepted the gift of Jesus.

Yes, why do we have to carry misunderstandings to save something?

That's fine.

Even if he fails in the future, at least for a moment, he will be the center of attention.

"On August 15th, I will be marketing you like crazy, hahahahaha, you are the miraculous old calendar person, the temporary worker who can turn the tide!"

"The man who follows in his wife's footsteps and saves the world!"

Jesus used various titles on Qin Ze that seemed to only appear in secondary comics.

Creating gods is simple, it has always been this way, and for Jesus, it was even easier.

But this time, Jesus was very happy.

Compared with the previous propaganda that Amaterasu is an inspirational scientist for the human race, this time he is at least... not against his will.

The crowd was crowded, and among the countless people, Qin Ze saw two people.

Aunt Wang and Uncle Zhou.

They looked at Qin Ze with tears in their eyes. Qin Ze waved towards them and the crowd cheered.

Jesus suddenly laughed and said:

"We don't count the champagne on the way, right?"

Qin Ze shook his head:

"Forget it, but according to the current odds of winning, if we don't open halfway, we will have no chance."

"Let everyone disperse, we shouldn't waste any time."

He said this on his lips, but he was still happy in his heart.

After all, Qin Ze has not been instilled with divinity until now, he is still a human being.

Seeing such a scene, I was naturally moved.

Jesus nodded:

"no problem."

Then Jesus began to use tools and delivered a passionate speech loudly, but then he changed the topic and mentioned that there are still many disasters in the world... He and Qin Ze will work together to solve some problems.

Qin Ze had to admit that Jesus was comparable to a cult leader in terms of gaining popularity.

Soon, people dispersed with gratitude and admiration.

Before leaving, Jesus said:

"Just be happy and happy. Don't take yourself too seriously. The crowd's love will always be fleeting. Only your own strength is iron-clad."

Qin Ze deeply agreed. Sure enough, the magic stick is the most knowledgeable about this kind of thing.

On the way back, Qin Ze couldn't help but be curious about Jesus.

"If Pangu suddenly appeared at this time and forced you to make a choice, what choice would you make?"

The two of them had already boarded a special car heading to Yunjin Tianjiang.

Jesus smiled:

"Qin, let me tell you a story."

Qin Ze nodded: "You say."

"None of us are born strong, my mom is a bitch."

Qin Ze was still nodding his head during the first half of the sentence, but the jump in the second half of the sentence made Qin Ze stunned for a moment.

Jesus said:

"She is very beautiful. Before I was born, it cost seventy dollars a time, and it could only be used by hand. If it can be used with both hand and mouth, or a full set, it would be another price."

Qin Ze couldn't help it:

"Are you describing your mother?"

Jesus said:

"Yes. She takes drugs, sells meat, and gets into fights. Apart from having the face of an angel, she does all the devil's things."

"Later, the man who supported her was imprisoned because of political issues, and then she herself was imprisoned for all kinds of bad things. She not only smoked it herself, but also sold it."

"Yeah, a lethal dose."

"Later, it was discovered that she had several murder charges. Because one of her lovers was a drug lord. And she murdered several of this lover's lovers. Maybe this is female competition?"

"This is my mother, isn't it scary?"

Qin Ze's face was expressionless:

"go on."

Jesus said:

"But I wasn't even born when all this happened."

"My bitch mother was sentenced to death. Ranked as one of the worst female prisoners of this century."

"You have to know that in order to escape the death penalty, a death row prisoner can only do two things..."

"First, there are major inventions in prison or significant help to a certain case."

"Obviously, she can't."

"Second, pregnancy."

"That's how I was born."

Qin Ze was slightly moved. He really didn't expect that Jesus would have such a life experience.

Jesus himself didn’t care:

"My mother hooked up with the warden. In the women's prison, all the women were women, and the guards were women. Only the warden was a man."

"You can imagine what it would be like for a middle-aged white man, a well-established man with quite a lot of power, to be able to have sex with a female prisoner."

"Unless the man has lost his mind, or...that woman is really beautiful."

"But let me tell you, the answer is no. My mother is a... woman with certain characteristics."

"In other words, if she is an Old Calendar person, she is definitely the strongest street girl. Oh, she should be a social butterfly."

"By the way, you don't know the characteristics yet, right?"

Qin Ze shook his head:

"knew."

When fighting against the Lord of Chaos, Qin Ze relied on Shiva's guidance to find a way to deal with the Lord of Chaos.

That is Shiva's legacy, a memory.

This memory is the key to Qin Ze defeating the enemy.

At the same time, it was also this memory that Qin Ze knew he had a characteristic.

It turns out that there are many more features, not just this one.

Jesus smiled and said:

"This is my mother, a woman who is very good at deceiving people, the daughter of snakes and scorpions."

"Of course, the warden is lustful. It's hard to find a good-looking one among a bunch of female prisoners. Maybe after looking at her for a long time, her aesthetics have been degraded?"

"My mother's appearance was indeed a dimensionality-reducing blow. She actually persuaded a man with a bright future to have a child with a female prisoner."

"As a result, my mother gave birth to me. She didn't have to die."

"This incident caused a huge response. Why did the worst woman become pregnant in prison?"

"The warden was quickly implicated, and my mother was moved to a nursing home to serve her sentence. After all, she was pregnant and could not be placed in a harsh environment like a prison."

"At this point, I have to thank the regional bill. It respects human rights and protects good people, but sometimes it also gives evil people a chance to stand up."

"Soon after, I was born. But my mother abandoned me. She ran away from the nursing home. I was sent to an orphanage."

"I learned about my mother because my father was released from prison."

"Isn't it ironic?"

"He used to be the warden, but he suffered a lot of abuse in prison. Hahahahaha, after he came out, he started to take revenge on me. He picked me up from the orphanage."

"Then he started abusing me constantly because when he saw me, he thought of my mother and the woman who ruined his life."

"But then things started to get better for me and I learned to make people happy."

"Just like today, I made you very happy."

"Although several old guys in the Hall of Heroes were very wary of me, they were all very happy to be coaxed by me."

"This is my survival wisdom. I inherited my mother's characteristics. I was born... a wicked person who is good at bewitching people."

"I have never considered myself a good person. The reason why I became a charlatan is not because I believe in religion, nor because I like the chrysanthemums of young boys, but because I found that people are naturally willing to believe in charlatans."

"Qin, you asked me what would happen if I met Pangu?"

Jesus rarely looked serious:

"I would raise my hands high and surrender with a smile and flattery."

"Just like now, I know I have to impress you with sincerity. So I will sincerely show my scars and talk to you about my unbearable past."

"Now I stand on your side. If you die in the future and I am still alive, I will stand on Pangu's side..."

"If the price of degeneration is to lose myself, then I will choose to escape, like the outer gods."

"Survive and ensure that I am still myself, this is my greatest desire."

Jesus was so frank that Qin Ze was a little helpless.

Should I say that this person is too shameless?

Jesus suddenly put his arm around Qin Ze's shoulder again:

"But if you are always strong, if you are the one who makes me feel that I can bet on you to win, I will also bet."

"Once I was almost beaten to death by my father. Oh, that time I was beaten so badly that I was dying and covered in blood. Believe me Qin, the violence that a middle-aged white man can emit after drinking is not inferior to that of Ni Ge."

"But do you know how I survived?"

"I said, Dad, don't beat me, I know where my mother is, she still loves you."

"You know, the old man's knees softened all of a sudden. Hahahaha..."

"This useless thing actually still loves my mother. Even if her life is ruined, he still fantasizes about licking her toes and kissing her underwear crazily, hahahahaha..."

Jesus' smile has a kind of crazy meaning.

But Qin Ze feels that he doesn't seem happy either.

"People are actually very mean. The more something can hurt you, the more you want to get close to it. Qin, I finally understand. I hate my mother, but I have to be that kind of person to survive well."

"Ah, I'm getting off topic. In fact, I won't betray you as long as you can win."

"I don't mind letting you know my philosophy of survival, which is to bully the weak and fear the strong. Even if I have to please or coax someone, as long as I can survive, it's not shameful."

"Even, what's the point of revealing everything about myself?"

The entrance door of Yunjin Tianjiang Community has appeared in their sight.

This high and mighty Jesus got out of the car respectfully at this moment and opened the door for Qin Ze, like a butler.

"Let's go, savior, we should talk about business."

Qin Ze suddenly said:

"Jesus, will you ever risk your life for something?"

Jesus shook his head:

"No, absolutely not."

Qin Ze didn't say anything, but that look made Jesus a little disliked.

In Qin Ze's view, Jesus later became a person loved by everyone, but...

There are always two people who don't love him.

No matter how many people in this world love Jesus, the fact that those two people don't love him can't be erased.