Umekawa Kuchako was eliminated at the beginning, and his whole head was swallowed directly.
[The Chosen One of Japan, Umekawa Kuchako, was eliminated, and Japan is about to impose a strange punishment: the coastline rises and the land area shrinks by 10%]
"Ahhhh! Damn it, why is the land area shrinking again!"
"Help, I'm taking a shit, why is the toilet suddenly flooded!"
"If the land area shrinks again, we will have no place, Damn it!"
"I reminded you not to imitate Bin Shen casually!"
Chen Bin's side.
"You, you actually hit me?!" The cousin said in disbelief.
Chen Bin said righteously: "You are willing to accept the loss, you can't afford to play? If you beat me, I won't move and let you hit me!"
"Okay! Come again!" The cousin's eyes were slightly red, exuding a weird breath.
The game continues.
"Fly!"
Papa--
"Fly!"
Papa--
...
After losing seven games in a row, my cousin's eyes were filled with tears and his face was swollen.
His already fat face was beaten into a pig's head by Chen Bin.
"Fly... fly!" My cousin's voice trembled.
The little bee could hardly fly.
Finally, in the eighth game, my cousin finally won.
For a moment, all the grievances and anger accumulated in his heart burst out.
My cousin became extremely weird, and his hands turned into the claws of ghosts, just like a slap to explode Sakas's head.
"Hehehe... cousin, you have to be careful..."
Papa--
Chen Bin slapped forward and backward, and slapped out two slaps very smoothly.
The weird aura emitted by my cousin dissipated instantly, and the scarlet in his eyes dissipated.
From the original anger and weirdness to grievance and confusion.
"I..."
Chen Bin smiled and scratched his head, saying, "Sorry, I just got used to it."
"Hahaha, if the side length of the equilateral triangle is A, find the area of the shadow in my cousin's heart!"
"Why is it okay for God Bin to hit my cousin, but other Chosen Ones will be eaten?"
"Have you forgotten the reward God Bin gave me when the last copy was settled? A big bag of rationality!"
"Just when my cousin was about to be possessed by Weird, Brother Bin slapped him twice to make him regain his rationality, reminding my cousin of the fear of being dominated by my cousin!"
"So my cousin can't use Weird power at all!"
"Cousin: Where is Weird? Help me! Weird: You didn't give me a chance!"
Chen Bin said shamelessly, "According to the rules of the game, one side has already been hit by a big bag, so this round is invalid, and we will go directly to the next round."
The cousin said aggrievedly, "But I obviously won..."
But when he saw Chen Bin rubbing his hands, it seemed that if he said one more word, the next big bag would fall on his face again.
The cousin immediately changed his words and said, "My cousin is older than me and has more experience than me. What my cousin said is right. Next round!"
After experiencing three consecutive defeats, the cousin finally ushered in spring.
This time, I played scissors, and my cousin played cloth!
Having learned his lesson, the cousin immediately got weird and slapped him directly.
I can't give Weird so much foreplay anymore!
However, what he never expected was that Chen Bin didn't play cloth at all, but a big pocket! ! !
After Chen Bin played cloth, he slapped his cousin in the face. Without giving the other party time to react, he played another pocket with his backhand!
After two slaps, the cousin's fierce eyes immediately became clear. The cousin covered his face and said aggrievedly: "You did it on purpose..."
Chen Bin rubbed his hands and said, "What did you say?"
"Next round!" said the cousin.
Afterwards, Chen Bin kept playing cloth.
It's just that the way of attacking is a little special. A slap is directly hit towards the cousin's face, and the cousin's move is judged during the attack.
If the cousin plays paper, it is a tie, and the slap is retracted.
If the cousin plays rock, Chen Bin will hit two big dice.
If the cousin plays scissors, Chen Bin will hit two big dice.
"Fuck, there is a cheat!"
"Cousin: OK, OK, this is how to play, right?"
"Chen Laoliu: As long as you are willing to be Laoliu, you can be invincible!"
"Bin Shen went to war for the country and is a selfless entrepreneur... Although... This Laoliu behavior is really funny!"
Within half an hour, the cousin covered his face and burst into tears.
"Mom, there is a cheat!" The cousin ran out crying.
Later, the cousin will recall that when he was eight years old, he made a decision that he would regret for the rest of his life - to play games with his cousin!
Chen Bin walked quickly to the door and blocked it, saying, "Didn't you ask me to play games?"
The cousin covered his red and swollen face and shook his head desperately, saying, "No, I won't ask you to play with me!"
"Then can I ask you to play with me?" Chen Bin said.
Cousin: "???"
"Look, if you ask me, I will agree to play with youI'm looking for you, how can you not play with me?" Chen Bin said with reason.
The rules say that you have to play games with your cousin for at least one hour every day.
The cousin was dragged away by Chen Bin with a look of despair.
"Show off!"
"The show of Tihua!"
"My cousin doesn't want to play rock-paper-scissors anymore in his life."
"My cousin who slaughtered the Chosen Ones of other countries was pressed to the ground by Brother Bin."
"If it weren't for Heisenberg's [Overlooking] and Bin's [Rational Big Pocket], wouldn't it be impossible to pass this level of my cousin?"
"No, there are other angles. It has been found by the Chosen One of Bear Country, Karev. When my cousin first asked to play the game of Little Bee, he used a question sentence, which means he can refuse!"
"Don't the rules say that if my cousin asks to play games, he can't refuse? ”
“Yes, so it’s not that he refused to play games, but that he refused to play Bee. When Karev refused to play Bee, he thought of a simple game without winning or losing penalties, and played with his cousin safely! ”
“Oh my god, the chosen one of Bear Country is also a big shot. This is the correct way to pass the level.”
“In fact, Karev also passed the level by relying on his talent. His talent is A-level——[Insight]. Important words and important items will increase the attraction of Karev, but there is a limit on the number of times they can be used in each ghost story world.”
“It is precisely because of his talent that Karev noticed that his cousin’s sentence was a question sentence!”
“There are so many big shots in this copy, Chen Bin of Dragon Country, Karev of Bear Country, and Heisenberg of Eagle Country! "
Some of the Chosen Ones who survived by chance in other countries all borrowed from Karev's method.
When the Chosen Ones of various countries and Chen Bin's cousin were suffering in the copy, the uncle's voice sounded, and the story had a new turn.
"Get out of the room quickly, what's the point of staying in the room every day, it's time to eat!" The uncle's extremely unfriendly voice sounded.
Karev: Finally free!
Heisenberg: Finally free!
For them, every minute and every second alone with their cousin was torture, after all, they didn't know what new changes would happen to their cousin who had been confirmed to be infected by the weirdness.
Cousin: Finally free!
But Chen Bin whispered in his cousin's ear: "Brother had a lot of fun, I'll continue to play with you in the afternoon~~~"
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