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John was feeling guilty, so he went to church for a confession.

John: Forgive me Father, I have sinned. I stole some wood from a construction site.

The priest: Well what did you do with the lumber my son?

John: Well my sons wheelchair ramp was broken so I fixed it.

The priest: At least you did good with it.

John: Wait father, I had some wood left.

The priest: What did you do with it?

John: My dog was cold so I built him a house.

The priest: I guess you still did good with it.

John: Wait father, I had some wood left.

The priest: What did you do with it?

John: My car was cold, so I built it a two-car garage to keep it warm.

The priest: That is a little out of hand...

John: But father, I still had a little wood left. My wife had always wanted a bigger house, so I built a second floor for our house.

The priest: Whoa! That's way too much! You are going to have to make a Novena for penance. Do you know how to make a Novena?

John: No, but if you have the plans I have plenty of wood.