WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

A man in a tavern walks up to the bar, and notices a sign that says "Complete our challenges, and win free drinks for life!" He calls the Bartender over, and asks him what he has to do.

"Well, first off, you have to down a bottle of our strongest whiskey, and not puke. Second, there is a vicious dog outback with a really bad toothache. The tooth is gonna have to be pulled. And finally, there is a horny old lady up stairs that needs to be done right. You think you're up to the challenges? "

The man nods, and the Bartender passes the man the bottle of whiskey. He downs it like a champ, and the Bartender leads him over to the back door. He opens the door and immediately the vicious dog starts barking. The man stumbles outside, closing the door behind him.

The tavern-goers gather around near the door, as the barking turns into whimpering, and then silence.

Several minutes pass, and suddenly the man slams open the door, zipping up his pants. He looks to the Bartender and says, "Alright friend, now where is this old lady with a toothache?!"