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A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you are travelling…

Husband: Okay…Lets have sex now…

Wife: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you…

After she left the husband said: Damn I am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…he tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way…

"SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…"

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly…I am throwing it out of the window…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor and said…

"SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…"