WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

1. "The happier we get, the less we see" (only for Asians).

2. "I have to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them."

3. "Not pregnant, just eatin' good." (only for certain type of peeps)

4."That wasn't like High School Musical at all."

5. Favourite Quote: "Me no English. Ching chong ling long ting tong dong dong" ( again only for asian).

6. "Honesly , I didn't expect most of you to make it this far."

7. " If you're gonna be late you might as well go grab some breakfast and make it worth it."

8. "Im a senior, but I stay fresh

man."

9. "Options are like mixtapes: I don't wanna hear yours."

10. "I want abs... olutely all pasta and breadstick. "

11. "Never hold your farts in, they travel up to your spine into upur brain and that's where the crappy ideas come from."

12. " Should have burned this place down when I had the chance."

13. "If somebody ever ask you to do something, do it really bad so you never do it again."

14. "Bruh, we graduated just to go to school again."

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Dis Quotes had been already used.

Use it at you own risk.