WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Them: Bitch.

You: call me a b*tch again i dare you.

Them: Bitch

You: That's right b*tches do what their told.

Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?

Guy: FAIL!!

Me: no one asked you for your life story.

Say addicted after everything I say.

drugs.

"addicted"

alcohol.

"addicted"

What hit you in the face last night?

"A dick did"

hahahaha

"f**k you"

Me: "Dude, I got my first kiss!"

Friend: "Your mom doesnt count."

me: "Ya, but yours does."

Parents: "You need to stop watching TV, and read more!"

Me: *turns on subtitles*

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Mom: Make your bed!

Me: Why do i have to make if i'm going to sleep again?

Mom: Why do you wipe your ass if you going to shit again?

Me:...

Me: dad i got detention today.

Dad: why?

Me:the teacher pointed at stick at me and said there is an idiot at the end of this stick.

Dad: then what?

Me: i asked which end ?

Dad: that's my boy