WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

SUP MOTHERFUCKERS! So when I'm bored I like to read comments but guess wut it's dry just like my DM. New segment so I usually put 2 jokes daily and instead of two I would half it with a joke and the other one will be a joke but with a twist, you guys would try to finish it ( it has to be a funny ending). I'll put the ending of the joke in the author's thought next joke.