WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

6. A box of condoms, please.

That'll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?

Nah I'm OK. She's actually quite pretty.

7. It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

8. What do you call a dog with no legs?

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Doesn't really matter what you call him, he won't come anyway.

9. Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

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They've never known what home is.

10. "Siri, why am I still single?!"

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Siri activates front camera.