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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

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His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.