WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

A young guy meets an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. The young guy drank a couple of beers and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that?', he asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.' They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' They went back to her place, they walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom…you still awake?'