WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

1. Yesterday at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.

She said "Screw you".

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So I'm pretty excited for the new year.

2. Boobs are like the sun.

You can only stare at them for a few seconds.

Unless you put sunglasses on, then you can stare at them all you want.