WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

I'm writing you this letter to tell

you that I'm leaving you

forever. I've been a good man

to you for 7 years \u0026 I have

nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have bee

hell. Your boss called to tell me

that you quit your job today \u0026

that was the last straw. Last

week, you came home \u0026 didn't

even notice l had a new haircut,

had cooked your favorite meal

\u0026 even wore a brand new pair of

silk boxers.

You ate in 2 minutes, \u0026 went

straight to sleep after watching

all of your soaps. You didn't tell

me you love me anymore; you

don't want sex or anything that

connects us as husband \u0026wife.

Either you're cheating on me or

you don't love me anymore;

whatever the case, I'm gone

Your Ex-Husband.

P.S. don't try to find me. Your

SISTER \u0026 I are moving away to

West Virginia TOGETHER! Have a

great life!!