WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

One evening, after the honeymoon, Linda was was organizing

her law books. Her husband was standing nearby watching her.

After a long period of silence he finally speaks: "Linda, I've been

thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit

lawyering. You spend so much time in the courtroom. You could

probably get a good price for your books."

Linda gets this horrified look on her face.

Roy says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-husband."

"Ex-husband!" he shouts, chagrined. "I didn't know you were married before!!"

"I wasn't."