WELCOME 2 "RICE'S" daily Jokes !!!!

1.Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit

2. Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

3.Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

4. Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.

5.Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.

10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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