What Do I Do When All My Girls are Biomonsters?

On a dark and windy night, people are killing people and setting fires.

Under the cold, the broad streets were dark. In the shadows, there were crowds of people. The men and women were wearing thick coats to keep out the cold, standing together, with a faint light shining in their eyes, in this cold dark night. , they are as silent as wild wolves hunting on the ice field.

Suddenly, in the darkness, bursts of footsteps came, as if something had climbed onto the crooked high platform in front of them. Suddenly, the quiet and crowded streets started to move. Those people raised their guns with solemn expressions. , turned on the safety, and for a moment, the dark streets were filled with murderous intent. The thugs stared at the high platform standing in the darkness in front of them, as if they were waiting for something.

After a moment of silence, a blue light suddenly lit up on the high platform. The blue light was not strong, but it was particularly conspicuous in the boundless darkness. Along with the blue light, there was also the faint sound. The machine buzzed, and suddenly the crowds of people on the street began to become restless. White mist was exhaled from their nostrils, their fingers pressed on the trigger, and the muzzle of the gun was slightly raised. Breathing could be heard faintly. Thousands of white eyes flashed, making the feeling more and more intense. The blue light reflected in the pupils, until the blue light bloomed in the darkness. Suddenly, the dazzling red light beam burst out, completely tearing the darkness apart, and the sharp sound resounded throughout the street.

Oh oh oh oh!

Accompanied by bursts of wild beast-like roars, the war finally began. For a moment, the flickering gunfire turned into a light source, accompanied by dense gunshots resounding throughout the sky. Rifles, heavy machine guns, and even machine guns roared along with the roar of the crowds. The sound of bullet chains flashed in the darkness, shooting straight into the sky, sweeping through the darkness like light wheels. In this roar, several explosion-like loud noises seemed particularly abrupt, and then There was a piercing sound in the air, and the explosion of fire bloomed in the air like flowers, illuminating the entire Lopulus instantly like a flare.

It wasn't until the magazine was empty and the hot bullet shells melted the snow mixed with mud and water under the feet that the sound of gunfire finally died down. The most intense firefight was over. When darkness once again enveloped the streets, a pair of eyes were already full of blood. Restless, at this moment, they are waiting, waiting for the war to officially start tonight

Suddenly, the high platform hidden in the darkness in front of us lit up with dazzling white light, instantly illuminating the three figures standing on the high platform. Then, the light spread like a snake, crawling rapidly with the high platform as the center. The colorfully decorated shops and buildings on both sides of the street were decorated with colorful lights. Under this light, the citizens of Lopulus who crowded on the street finally raised their guns and roared loudly. For a moment, The sound was like a tsunami, no less than the thundering gunshots before. They were cheering, they were celebrating, celebrating that this city, which had never held a festival since the collapse of the Soviet Union, finally ushered in its own festival. !

Lopulus New Year Festival!

Fuck standing on the crooked high platform, looking at the hundreds of male and female villains densely packed on the street cheering excitedly, Li Yexing, who was wearing a black combat uniform from Huanya, had his facial muscles twitching slightly, and he turned sideways He turned his head and said in a low voice to the Lopulus warlord Yeger who was standing aside, wearing a neat green military uniform, a green military coat, and a military cap: I didn't expect these guys to be so enthusiastic.

Ah? What did you say? Yeager, who had half of his ears injured in the Lopulus incident and could not hear Li Yexing's words clearly, subconsciously moved towards Li Yexing.

I said! I didn't expect these guys! They would be so excited! Li Yexing yelled at Yeger at the top of his lungs.

There's nothing surprising about this. Standing on the other side of Li Yexing, Italian gangster Giovanna, wearing a lace black coat, chuckled and shook his head: Although these guys are not good people, most of them are not. The most treacherous and evil people, they are just more temperamental, so they were swept into the garbage dump of Lopulus, that's all, if there is a festival and wine, they have no reason to be unhappy.

Okay, according to the next process, what are we going to do? Seeing the crowd below cheering endlessly as if they were venting something, accompanied by gunfire from time to time, Li Yexing raised his eyebrows slightly asked.

Give a speech, Giovanna replied with a smile: That's your job, mad dog of Etonia.

Wait? Why me? Li Yexing frowned slightly and said, Aren't you the leader of the mafia?

But only your secretary prepared a speech for you, right? Jobana shrugged: My deputy didn't prepare a speech for me.

What about you? Li Yexing touched Yeger on the other side with his elbow and whispered: Yeger, you have the most soldiers down there, so you have to make the opening remarks.

Ah? Turning around with his back to the citizens who were going crazy in the audience, Yegel pointed his good ear at Li Yexing and said, I told you, I can't hear you clearly!

Fuck you girl! He no longer placed his hope on the leaders of the two major forces of Lopulus. Facing the cheering citizens in the audience, Li Yexing picked up the trumpet on the ground and weighed it gently in his hand. , raised his eyebrows slightly and said: Jingjing, okay, friends, Jingjing, stop making noise, Jingjing is a female horse! Be quiet! Don't let me rush down and twist your heads off!

Suddenly, the audience fell silent.

He had obviously succeeded in intimidating the mob, but looking at the smiles on their faces, Li Yexing always felt that he had been tricked. He stared at the citizens in the audience and curled his lips, causing a burst of soft laughter. He raised the speaker again and reached into his arms, taking out several folded and crumpled pieces of white paper.

Unfolding the white paper, revealing rows of neat and elegant English, Li Yexing raised his eyebrows slightly and smacked his lips.

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Oh, mad dog, your secretary's handwriting is so beautiful. Squinting at the speech in Li Yexing's hand, Yeager muttered in a low voice: That guy Kai doesn't know as many English words as I do, and his handwriting is ugly like It’s like the shit a fly poops on paper.”

Then replace your adjutant, Li Yexing replied casually, but forgot to take off the loudspeaker. Suddenly, the sound spread through the loudspeaker throughout the street, and for a while, there was another burst of laughter. Standing at the front of the citizens The great warlord's adjutant, Kai, looked as ugly as the words he wrote.

Ahem, let's officially begin. After clearing his throat to dispel the embarrassment, Li Yexing picked up the speech script and began to follow it.

Good evening, fellow citizens of Lopulus, I am Li Yexing, senior instructor and pre-war commander of Huanya International Security Contractor. Welcome you here. Tonight, we, we

The more he read, the more he felt something was wrong. Li Yexing squinted his eyes under the light and looked down. He saw that the speech was long and full of official clichés that seemed a bit fake to Li Yexing. He looked up at the eyes in the audience. The villains, who were full of expectations, looked at the speech script in their hands again. Li Yexing murmured in a low voice: This speech script is quite like Mu Qing's style.

Forget it, let’s go unscripted

In front of hundreds of people in the audience, Li Yexing refolded his speech and put it back in his arms. He coughed lightly again, then suddenly raised the speaker in his hand and shouted at the top of his lungs: Yo! Loppler The scum of Sri Lanka! The villains! The mercenaries, the warlords, the gangsters, the thieves, the robbers, and the most amiable, lovely and respectable technical workers! I am your villain leader! Lopulus’s mad dog! Li !Night! OK!”

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Suddenly, wild cheers broke out.

I know! You girls are looking forward to this so-called festival! You desperately want to make a scene! You want to eat meat and drink alcohol and watch other villains juggle on the stage and then get so drunk that you will freeze to death on the roadside at any time. It's like mud! He stretched his throat, veins popped out, and the trumpet made a sharp sound due to Li Yexing's heartless roar. Despite this, Li Yexing didn't care at all. He pointed at the sky with one hand, raised the trumpet and shouted: So! Now! I won't talk to you about those long talks! I won't talk to you about unity, discipline, loyalty, honor, and the construction of spiritual civilization! What I want to say is! Eat when you need to! Drink when you need to drink! No stealing is allowed ! No fighting! No fighting! Don’t try to test the tempers of me, the Italian guy, and Yeager by provoking quarrels and provoking trouble! I swear I will skin you!

Facing the gunshots, cheers and laughter from the audience, Li Yexing threw away the loudspeaker, waved his arms, and cheered with a red face: Now! I announce! The Lopulus New Year Festival! It's official! Let's drive his female horse. The beginning!