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Alaves Club is located in Victoria, the capital of Alava Province, Spain.

They have been in the Spanish Second Division for ten years, and finally got promoted to the Spanish First Division this season.

They started with two consecutive draws, barely having a good prelude to relegation.

Unfortunately, they have to visit Camp Nou this weekend to welcome the massacre of Barcelona.

The players have long been prepared to die.

Atletico Madrid, Real Madrid, and Barcelona occupy the top three in the standings, and torturing other La Liga teams is no different from torturing the Spanish Second Division.

So this historical period is called "La Liga".

The office of the club owner.

Pittman was stunned:

"Double the bonus for winning?"

"Are you fucking crazy?"

"Can we also slaughter Barcelona this weekend?"

"A lineup worth several million euros, butchering a team worth several hundred million"

"Stop dreaming, our mission this season is to stay in the league!"

"Even if there is a dog tied to the Barcelona coaching bench, they can easily beat us, as easy as crushing a small ant."

"Get out. If you can beat Barcelona, ​​I will jump into the Sarduna River naked!"

The owner of the Alaves club is a famous "madman" and "Grandet".

Being able to beat Barcelona is not the most important thing.

The key is that the word "double the bonus" touched his reverse scale.

If you take the time to understand Alavera's transfer investment and club revenue in the past ten years, you will find that they are really like a small ant in front of Barcelona.

The head coach-Waldaras raised his glasses and turned to leave the office.

He was not afraid of Enrique's Barcelona.

After watching Li Kang's "online teaching", he became more confident.

Celta.

The players watched the match between Barcelona and Arsenal in the tactical meeting room.

If La Masia youth training director Lula was present, he would definitely call out many familiar names.

That's right.

Celta Club, in this historical period, is the "shelter" for La Masia's abandoned children.

"We will face Barcelona in the seventh round, let's play against them! Their defense is like a pile of shit, we imitate Li to make Barcelona's midfield and frontcourt disconnected, and then tilt the offensive resources to the ribs, and the area between Umtiti and Alba."

"Barcelona's advancement rhythm is very chaotic, and they can't beat us! There is no need to play defense and counterattack! Press up and strangle them!"

"If we play like this, we can also score four goals against Barcelona. No, it's five goals!"

"Lee is so handsome!"

"When I was a child, I thought he would become a superstar!"

"Don't bullshit, you stole his bicycle!"

"That broken bicycle older than my mother didn't sell for much money."

At the same time

PSV Eindhoven and Monaco were also busy, and their respective coaching teams were busy reviewing the details of the Camp Nou battle.

Both sides quickly came to the conclusion:

The situation in the group of death is unpredictable.

Barcelona is still a sniper target that cannot be ignored!

Li Kang taught everyone how to capture Camp Nou!

Camp Nou.

The home stands were a little empty, and many Catalan fans left early.

Arsenal fans from all over the world cheered.

The night in Barcelona seemed to be dyed red and white.

When the final whistle sounded.

Messi could no longer hold on and sat on the grass in pain.

The old adductor injury recurred.

The Barcelona superstar in this historical period made the fans worry about him, and the number of dry heaves became more and more frequent, and he suffered from major and minor injuries.

The Barcelona team doctor believed that Messi had problems with his digestive system and should start with improving his diet.

The Argentine team doctor said: "Messi was nervous because of nervousness. At that moment, anxiety was more than everything."

No matter which reason, it is not a good sign.

In short.

Messi will be more and more tired in the next few years.

It is worth mentioning that the name of his documentary during this period is "A Dog Man, a Patient".

Few Barcelona players are standing on the green field.

They rarely experience such a game where they are suppressed by the whole court.

Without the advantage of ball possession, the advantage of running all over the court to press and pass statically is also gone.

When being walked like a dog, the consumption of physical energy is very terrible.

Iniesta is old and has old injuries all over his body. He lay on the grass and gasped after playing for only one and a half games. Thinking about the full-court running data of him and Xavi, they once topped the top five leagues.

Rakitic is still standing like nothing happened.

After all, he is an all-round warrior who can't run to death.

After adjusting his depressed mood, he hesitated for a moment, then walked to Li Kang and took off his jersey.

After several encounters, it was finally his turn.

The spotlight flashed wildly.

Reporters were surprised to find that the Barcelona super engineer and Arsenal's No. 10 were actually using hand gestures to communicate tactics.

The scene did not continue to be tense, as many players on both sides were old acquaintances and had a national team teammate relationship.

Mertesacker and Mustafi comforted Ter Stegen, who was crying.

Morata supported Busquets and chatted casually.

"The national team coaching staff is worried that Li's schedule in the Premier League is too tight, so he will not be called up for the friendly match with the Strait of Gibraltar."

"I'm also in the Premier League, why am I still called up?"

"Because you and Diego Costa are competing for a position, you should seize the opportunity to run-in with the national team."

"Run-in? Li and I are in Arsenal, which is the best run-in."

Morata was often bullied at Real Madrid and developed a "lazy" dislike of fighting.

Not even bothering to think about the national team, he immediately left Busquets behind and ran towards Li Kang.

Cazorla pulled Iniesta up, his thoughts drifting away:

‘The cornerstone of Barcelona’s midfield has collapsed. If he and David Silva are not seriously injured, they will definitely be able to accompany Li and win the Hercules Cup two years later. ’

Human beings always have messy thoughts after experiencing strenuous exercise.

Sanchez is no exception.

After the victory, the hatred of Chilean thighs against Barcelona disappeared.

He kept pacing back and forth, thinking about how he should express his respect for Li in the days to come.

I don’t dare to insult my teammates in the locker room anymore, I don’t even think about it.

Arsenal has experienced unprecedented unity in a subtle way.

The audience's minds are not wandering.

"Arsenal bloodbath at Camp Nou."

"Kingdom has no eternity."

"The great idea of ​​the Dream Four Dynasties is as fragile as a moth in the spotlight."

"Li Kang pulled the trigger and used the blood of Barcelona to announce to the world that his era has officially arrived."

"The history of the battle between the two teams added a new horrific massacre."

"As the manager of the winning side, Wenger can walk away with his head held high."

"The Camp Nou did not favor Enrique, and his road to reform will still go through a long night. How far will it take to see the dawn again? No one knows, maybe it will be tomorrow, or maybe never. ”

"Congratulations to Arsenal and best wishes to Barcelona."

He Wei was very restrained.

After all, it is a group stage, and maybe Barcelona will be slapped in the face if they qualify all the way to the Champions League final.

Duan Xuan concluded his speech:

"Arsenal defeated Barcelona 5-0 at Camp Nou, and the situation of qualifying for the group is clear."

"Li Kang scored two goals, made two passes, and scored four goals! He has brought us so much shocking enjoyment of watching the game! Looking forward to his next performance!"

Enrique has no intention of resigning.

After more than ten minutes of self-adjustment, my face was filled with confidence again.

King Kong Matador, never give up.

at the post-match press conference.

The Barcelona coach faced the bombardment from media reporters with a firm tone:

"Arsenal is very strong and they invested more than us in the summer window."

"One group match proves nothing."

"I have to say sorry to the Barcelona fans."

"Soon you will see a new Barcelona, ​​where we will still dominate!"

He didn't know at this time that the club's office building was being besieged by Catalan fans, and Barcelona's top brass was in turmoil.

A storm is coming.

The other side.

Wenger calmly answered reporters' questions, his tone unprecedentedly relaxed:

"My on-the-spot command ability is not as good as Li's, and the club is prepared to allocate an extra salary from the coaching staff to him."

"The handwriting is too ugly? Well. I will supervise his homework."

The reporters laughed.

"Arsenal will not stop in the last 16 this year."

"Our goal is to win the Champions League."

"We will make up for the regrets of the final night in Paris ten years ago."

Thanks to the leader of Ji Xuan for the reward. I feel guilty because I really can’t add more updates.