What Should I Do If I Open The Wrong Plug-In?

Chapter 4 The system is poisonous

"Hello! Would you like to buy an excavator?"

"Scare—?" Li Er's face turned pale, and he quickly turned his head to look behind him.

There is a wall behind Li Er, there can be no one at all, and this voice sounded directly from Li Er's mind, Li Er quickly realized that this kind of cheap tone is the voice of the system.

Li Er had a look of joy on his face, and when he came back to his senses, he found that the people at the table were looking at his nervous face in surprise.

"Li Er, you... are you all right!" Amei said worriedly: "Actually, if you can't be a lover, you can still be a friend."

"Scared???" Li Er was stunned for a moment, then reacted instantly, following Amei's words, he pretended to shrug his shoulders and smiled: "Yes, of course! It's already very miserable to be a lover, but fortunately it's okay. One more friend."

He Min also smiled relievedly.

The atmosphere of the people at the table became harmonious again, but Li Er had something in his heart, chatting absentmindedly while calling the system frantically.

"The system is great, is that your old man?"

"..."

"Grandpa System, are you there?"

“…”

"System Ancestor, are you busy? How about I contact you later?"

The system voice did not respond, as if the voice just now was another auditory hallucination of Li Er.

"Buy an excavator?" Li Er racked his brains to think about the meaning of the system's words.

Until the end of the dinner, Li Er didn't think of a reason. Could it be a secret phrase like 'The King of Heaven covers the Earth'?

Chen Jiaju was naturally with Amei, while Li Er was assigned to send He Min home. The heartless single dog with big mouth didn't think there was anything wrong and left alone.

"Li Er, you seem a little different today?" He Min asked curiously as the two walked on the road.

"Really?" Li Er was still thinking about the system, and smiled perfunctorily: "Maybe I have a new hairstyle. Indeed, many people say that I am more handsome than before."

He Min gave Li Er a sullen look, of course not because of his hairstyle.

'what! To die, to die, this beauty is so beautiful with every frown and smile! ' Li Er quickly looked away, he still could tell which was more important between the system and the beauty, and now the first task was to wake up the system.

"If you don't want to say it, forget it!" He Min laughed angrily.

"Maybe it's because Jiaju and Dazui were both transferred to the CID department. Now I'm the only one left in the patrol team. I have to rely on myself for a lot of things. People always have to grow up!" Li Er quickly found a supporter. The reason for the spectrum.

He Min glanced sideways at Li Er and nodded slightly.

......

"Boss, how do these two ghosts pay the bill with a hundred dollar bills?" The clerk of Chaos Restaurant asked the shop owner embarrassedly.

The shop owner turned his head and glanced at the dining table. The ghost guy was indeed holding US dollar bills in his hand. The shop owner reached out and stroked his messy curly hair: "Use US dollar bills on Hong Kong Island? Since they are so naughty, then you Get them money in RMB."

"Scare! Boss, are you kidding me!" the shop assistant said with a bitter face.

"Did I play you? It's these two ghosts and ghosts playing you!" The store owner wiped the oil stains on his hands on the apron on the front of his chest: "Wherever you consume, you should change to the local place in advance. Money, I am not used to them, pounce on my mother, call the police, and let the policeman solve it."

"Hey! Second brother, second brother, here, here, hurry up and help resolve this international dispute!" The shop assistant went to the counter at the door and was about to call the police. He happened to see Li Er walking on the road, so he quickly put it down The phone beckoned and shouted.

"Hei Chen, what's the matter?" Li Er and He Min walked over and asked.

Li Er obviously knew the shop assistant.

"Second brother, these two ghosts have finished eating,

Pay the bill with dollar bills, please help me solve it! "The shop assistant said immediately.

"Boss, this is my brother from the same house. He's a policeman!" the shop assistant said proudly to his boss, straightening his back.

The shop owner nodded to Li Er.

"Police!" Li Er took out his patrol officer's ID and raised it to the ghosts and his wife: "Are you two tourists?"

"Yes!" The ghost couple quickly stood up and replied.

Li Er nodded, he didn't notice that when he took out his police card just now, the eyes of the two ghosts panicked.

He Min looked behind Li Er in disbelief. Li Er was affected by the system today, and he was a little careless. He was questioning two ghosts in English just now, and he was very fluent.

However, He Min knew that Li Er's cultural level was not high, at least Li Er could not speak English.

"Oh! It's great that you can speak English, police officer. We are indeed tourists. We have run out of Hong Kong dollars we have exchanged. Can you help us pay with US dollars? In terms of exchange rate, we are willing to make concessions and suffer a little loss." The one hundred dollar bill was handed to Li Er.

"Ok, ok" Li Er wanted to go home early to call the system, squeezed the six hundred Hong Kong dollars hidden from the slit of the belt, and planned to exchange it for the other party into Hong Kong dollars: "I only have six hundred dollars, do you agree?"

"Okay! Thank you! This is your one hundred dollars!" The ghost man hesitated for a moment, and handed the one hundred dollar bill in his hand to Li Er.

Now the exchange rate between the US dollar and the Hong Kong dollar is more than seven o'clock, and this guy Li Er has made more than one hundred Hong Kong dollars all at once.

"You're welcome, it's convenient for you to be with others!" Li Er said, motioning to the shop clerk to pay the bill for the ghost man, a happy situation.

"Thank you! Goodbye!" After the ghost man paid the bill, he walked out the door.

"Li Er, there seems to be something wrong with this dollar bill!" He Min looked at the dollar bill in Li's second hand and said suddenly.

"I'll go!" Li Er took a closer look at the US dollar bill in his hand. What's wrong with it? It's clearly a counterfeit bill, and it's still very fake. One of the '100' yuan is thick with a '0' and a ' 0' is a little more detailed, Li Er immediately reacted, this is a fucking scam.

At this time, the ghost guy has already stepped out of the Chaos Restaurant.

He Min was about to shout to stop the ghost, when Li Er hurriedly covered He Min's mouth.

There was an old frying pan hanging on the wall of Chaos Restaurant. Li Er quickly took it off and approached the ghost guy while smiling: "Hey friend, your shoelaces are loose! Be careful of tripping."

"Thank you!" The ghost man stopped subconsciously, looked down at his feet, and the shoelaces weren't loose!

As soon as the ghost man turned his head, he saw the dark bottom of the pot getting bigger and bigger in his sight.

"Bang-!"

The ghost man was hit in the face by Li Er's frying pan, and his body fell backwards.

"Bang-bang!" Li Er quickly filled the ghost man's face with two frying pans, and smashed the ghost man's hooked nose, causing the ghost man to faint.

The female ghost guy walking in front turned around when she heard the voice, her face turned pale when she saw the sudden change, and immediately turned around and ran away, but Li Er was stunned for a moment.

Li Er didn't go after him either. He just saw that his money was in the pocket of the ghost man.

"Hei Chen, get me a rope!" Li Er, a patrol policeman, had to hand over the police gun and handcuffs to the gun room after get off work. The man is tall and big, and Li Er has no pistol to scare people, so he has absolutely no confidence in knocking down the opponent.

The shop assistant excitedly took a hemp rope from the back kitchen and ran out, and together with Li Er, tied the ghost man's hands upside down.

"Go to the police!" Li Er turned his head and said to Heizai Chen.

"Okay!" Hei Chen asked Li Erxiao while making a phone call, "Second brother, do I count as assisting the police in handling the case, and do I have a chance to get a good citizen reward?"

Li Er: "..."

"I saw that he seemed to put your money in this pocket of the suit." He Min came over and reminded Li Erdao.

Li Er shook his head with an ugly face: "The money can't be taken back temporarily. The six hundred yuan is now evidence, and some are waiting."

He Min looked at Li Er with a strange look on his face, he really seemed to be a different person, shrewd and decisive, and so cautious.

A few dozen minutes later, several CID police officers arrived at the scene.

"What's the situation?" a police officer who looked like Li Xiuxian asked.

"My buddy!" Li Er took out his police card and looked at the other party subconsciously.

Li Er was about to explain, but Hei Chen had already explained everything to the CID police officers who arrived.

"Xianjia shovel! These foreign rubbish can't survive in their own place, so they come to our Hong Kong Island to cheat. I'm really hilarious to your mother." The CID police officer yelled after listening to Hei Zaichen's words.

This kind of fraud case of exchanging counterfeit banknotes is dealt with by their CID department. Most of the victims find out that they have been deceived after the fact, and the money that has been defrauded cannot be recovered.

"Hey! Brother, you are ruthless!" The police officer who looks like Li Xiuxian squatted and looked at the ghost's collapsed nose, stood up and stretched out his hand to Li Er with a smile: "Get to know me, my name is Ah B, the CID department. , we are in the same police station."

"Hello! I'm Li Er! Patrol officer!" Li Er also stretched out his hand and smiled. The word 'B' is not very civilized. Li Er looked down at the police officer's ID card that Ah B was holding in front of his chest, and planned to call the other party's The name is good.

"Li Xianying?"

I go, how to pronounce the word in the middle? Li Er is now gradually recovering the memory of the body, but the original Li Er was a scumbag. He was a bad student because he was too bad at reading, and he didn't know many words.

Let's call him B! Does this guy have a grudge against him? Otherwise, how could he give him such an incomprehensible name, Li Er could imagine that Li Xianying punched in and out of get off work every day, and just signed his name on the street.

"Amin, I'm sorry, I'm afraid they'll have to trouble you to help record the confession." Li Er handed the counterfeit one hundred dollar bill to Li Xianying, then turned his head and said to He Min.

"It's okay, I have a lot of time after get off work." He Min smiled.

"No, no, Brother Li Er, you go first. I'll handle it here. I'll go to the CID room tomorrow to make up an account and let me go through the procedure." Li Xianying winked at Li Er with a brotherly expression on his face.

He Min blushed, she knew that Li Xianying had misunderstood that she was dating Li Er.

"Thank you!" Li Er hurriedly took He Min's little hand and ran away.

Doing one line of work and loving one line of work, Li Er has been studying the police cases very hard recently, knowing that whether it is a plaintiff or a witness, it is very complicated and trivial. Since Li Xianying is willing to help, it is of course the best result.

"Li Er, when did you learn such fluent English?" He Min asked Li Er with a smile while walking on the road.

"I know just a few sentences, just enough to use, and a few more sentences will reveal the stuff." Li Er froze in his heart, and immediately pretended to be shy and touched his nose, and said a little embarrassedly.

"Really?" He Min didn't believe it.

"Of course, I treat you as a friend, so I don't want to lie to you. If it was someone else, I would boast that I am proficient in six different national languages." Li Er spoke very sincerely.

He Min felt that something was wrong, but Li Er's expression was so sincere that she was embarrassed for not letting go of her doubts temporarily.

"Hello! Would you like to buy an excavator?" the voice of the system.

"..."

A black line floats on Li Er's forehead, what the hell is buying an excavator?

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