What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Seeing that she froze for a long time and still did not say anything, I innocently said:

"It seems that you really have nothing to say, so just listen to me."

"Listen, after I marry Maggie, I will move out of the house soon."

"At that time, you will never see my obnoxious, disgusting, and badly perverted brother again."

"So, I implore you to endure for a few days with my nasty brother."

"At that time, even if you beg me, I will never show up in front of you, okay?"

I said everything I wanted to say in one breath.

I suddenly felt refreshed.

Anyway, the showdown is over. No matter what the little witch wants, I have already made my attitude clear.

But the expected angry fists and roars did not appear for a long time.

Instead, Lilith's sobbing sobs.

"It's awful..... It's awful....Why are you saying so much to me?"

Tears glided over the little witch's white face.

At this moment, those beautiful violet eyes were staring at me sadly, as if they were asking me something.

Could it be..... Little Witch is really sad?

A terrible thought flashed in my mind, but it hadn't waited for me to think carefully.

Lilith ran away from me in a hurry.

"Poor! Poor! Brother or something...the most annoying!"

Lilith's figure disappeared in the corridor.

After a while, the sound of horseshoes was heard outside the window.

A purple figure rode away on a horse.

At this moment, the old bastard walked to my side and patted my shoulder with a complicated expression, and said:

"If you are not my son, if you are not Lilith's real brother... Then based on the jerk you said to my daughter just now, I will definitely blow your nose!"

As he said, the old bastard clenched his fists.

"Can't bear.... How dare to bully my lovely daughter like this!"

"To shut up!"

I clung to the old bastard's arm with a sharp backhand.

I was annoyed at first, how can I be in the mood to listen to you asshole?

"Ouch, it hurts-you little bastard, please do it! Tap it!"

The old bastard screamed exaggeratedly.

And I just stared out the window blankly, wondering if I did something wrong.

18. Shocked!Father and son wear women's clothing, the truth turned out to be...

After slightly punishing the old bastard.

I left the Prince of Wales' manor to go home.

I heard that the old bastard and Lilith came on horseback, so I immediately tied the old bastard's hands to the pillars in front of the house, and came to the stable first. I wanted to ride the old bastard's horse and let the old thing walk back by himself. .

However, when I came to the stable... something embarrassing happened.

It turned out that Lilith not only rode her own horse, but also took the old bastard's horse back home.

This Nizi...Do you want to be so unfeeling?

Not even a horse for you or me, it's true.

Suddenly I felt that what I just said was not too excessive. The little witch's temper was so bad...It's all because of the damn old bastard who indulged her since she was a child, so that she developed such an arrogant character.. ...

Thinking about this old thing is really sinful...

You say that you are the old bastard who has a bad character and a lustful scum...How can you fool such a flowery beauty like my mother and stepmother one after another?It's totally unreasonable!

In fact, it seems that it's not just my mother and stepmother...When this old bastard was a revolutionary, there seemed to be many mistresses.Didn't he tell me the story of "Colonel Harem King" before?

In fact, I have always suspected that the story is about himself...

It’s not that people who claim to be the illegitimate son of an old bastard come to our house for help.

The result was--before entering the house, the man who claimed to be the bastard son of the old bastard was shot and killed with a crossbow arrow by an assassin who did not know where he was lying...

In my impression, the old bastard was depressed for a long time because of this.

During that time, he was deeply like a thinker made of plaster.

But it didn't take long for the old bastard to return to "normal".

Not only that, even the degree of perversion has also deepened...

From then on, he awakened his habit of women's clothing.

First wear it by myself, then force me to wear it...

"Atu, don't you want to be Ma Ma's good daughter?"

I still remember the disgusting look of the old bastard.

But to be fair...I still have to admit that this old bastard looks really good after he shaved his beard and put on a wig...

Paint a light makeup, then put on the stepmother's clothes.Just alive from the wretched uncle to the glamorous woman with the temperament of a wife.....

At that time, a messenger from the royal capital regarded the old bastard as my stepmother and couldn't move his eyes away from him.

After discovering this, the shameless bastard still scratched his head in front of the messenger in a wicked manner, causing the messenger to squirt out his nosebleeds.I thought I had some luck and got the favor of the wife.

However, only a few minutes later, the old bastard ruthlessly shredded his fantasies.

When the messenger left, the old bastard took off his clothes and tore off his wig.Shirtless, said to him with a shameful look:

"Unexpectedly, stupid? I'm a man! Hahahahaha...Look at you, it's hard to see a man...hahahaha, I'm so ridiculous..."

After that, he took off a silk stocking from his leg very generously, threw it to the messenger of Sanguan, and waved his hand generously:

"Give it to you, just take it."

Later, this incident seemed to have a great impact on the soul of the messenger.

It is said that the messenger quit his job as soon as he returned to the capital, and turned to the philosopher Billy Hellington. He became a wrestler and was addicted to his muscular brother all day long. ,Inextricable.

After hearing of the miserable experience of Mr. Messenger, the old bastard once wanted to go to the Wangdu to see (tiao) Wang (xi) Mr. Messenger in a dress.

Had it not been for my stepmother to report that he stole the stepmother’s stockings and tore it at will... this old dog would still have trouble.

I don't know what the bastard's mind is....If you don't mess up for a day, it's like you will die.

"Little bunny! You are going to murder your father!"

At this moment, the old bastard came to the stable with a cry.

He stood ten meters away from me in fear and three-point pose, shouting very funny.

Seeing the old bastard's mentally retarded expression, I reluctantly shook my head and said:

"Come here, I promise not to hit you."

"really?"

The old bastard took a small step forward suspiciously,

"Well, I will give you a breath, don't worry."

"Counting you are acquainted... Wait for your rebellious son! How dare you beat your own father?!"

Immediately, he took a few steps back "thumpy" again.

"All right, I won't quarrel with you." I waved my hand dullly, "Come over and have a look, your baby girl has led you away."

"what?"

As soon as he heard the word "horse", the old bastard hurried over.

Looking at the empty stables, he said as if shocked:

"No... it's impossible... My daughter is so cute? How could it be like this... Leave her father alone? He left me alone to his unfilial brother, ooh Ugh..."

"Normal mind, at least your baby girl hasn't exploded your head with scissors legs, right?" I patted the old bastard's shoulder sympathetically, "You know, Lilith just wanted to explode me He wants to press me into the bath water to drown..."

"Shut up! You shameless little thief! Your life is a harlot!"

The old bastard shouted at me in tears:

"I was caught by my daughter's smooth legs... diving into the water to play suffocation play... What an enviable thing!" He sighed with grief, "Ming Ming In Fuzhong, you little bastard dare to complain!"

With that said, he was going to rush to fight me desperately.

"Old bastard, it seems you don't understand the value of life!"

I easily subdued the old bastard again, and twisted his arms up to the sky.

"Ouch... it hurts, it hurts! My dear son, please do it lightly!"

Alas, this old thing...It's really hopeless to be so perverted.

Thinking of this, I shook my head helplessly.

19. The real "magic"

After that, the old bastard and I found the housekeeper of the Prince’s mansion and wanted to ask him to borrow two horses to go home.

However, the silver-haired butler shook his head and said:

"Master and Master Glamorgan, I'm very sorry, there is not a single usable horse in the village."

It turns out that Uncle Sledgehammer lives in my territory, and he is semi-reclusive in nature.Apart from the two horses for pulling carts, there were only two thoroughbred horses for Uncle Sledgehammer and Margaret to ride.

But because Margaret and the prince don’t like riding much, these two good horses have recently been borrowed by nearby nobles to breed...

As for the two horses used to pull carts?

Cough...Before, the two thoroughbred horses were locked in the stables for a long time, and their energy could not be released...so the two restless stallions would have nothing to do with the two horses to create life. Of activities.

As a result...can imagine...

Those two horses are now having big bellies, and because of this...Uncle Sledgehammer borrowed the two good horses.

Anyway, locked in the stables are also locked, just to give play to their specialties, right...

In the end, although we have repeatedly said that we just walked back.But out of guilt, the housekeeper still found an old scalper pulling a cart and lent us an ox cart.

I looked at each other with the old bastard, and finally got in the bullock cart.

After all, it’s better to have a car than to walk back, right?

In this way, the old bastard and I sat on the straw in the ox cart and embarked on the journey home.

The old cow slowly dragged the wooden cart along the country lanes, and I sat side by side with the old bastard, without saying a word.

I don't know how long it took, the old bastard patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"Son, I'm happy."

Seeing his unprecedented seriousness.

My heart was startled first, and then instinctively alert.

Because the last time I saw this old bastard is so serious, it was when I was twelve years old.

That's right, it was the time he tricked me into the basement!

Therefore, we must be vigilant!Get the spirit of twelve points!