What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

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Our house always raises the suspension bridge at night, and then sticks that old wooden board on the wall to use it as a gate.

In fact, in the earliest days, the castle still had doors.

It was still a solid city gate wrapped in iron sheet and nailed with copper nails.

Only later, the old bastard said that with himself, the house will always be safe, and the city gate is not needed at all.So he demolished the city gate and sold all the iron sheets and copper nails to the blacksmith...

The result was a thief at home that night.

Although the family didn't lose anything, because there was nothing worthwhile.But still slapped the old bastard in the face.

Although he was criticized by the stepmother for a while, the old bastard still couldn't pull down to ask the craftsman to make the gate again.Just remodeled the suspension bridge without saying a word, so that when the plank was put away, it could block the doorway.

So when the suspension bridge is lowered during the day, the door of my house is always open.

Walk two steps forward through the courtyard and you will reach the main fort gate.

This is also the only inhabited building in the entire Glamorgan Fort.

And there are only four people in our family...

And this is the place where I lived since I was a child, the "home" in my heart.

Looking at the faded lacquered door of the main castle...I suddenly felt a little sad.....

I don't know why, although the time I left home is only two months.But I feel like a wanderer who has been away from home for many years...

I don’t know, whether this is because I am a country boy and I have never seen the world... or because I have understood that if I leave again, I will never come back...

However, no matter which one of them.

Now they are all home.

With... uh... "fiancee"?

Thinking of this, I squeezed Elmesha's hand tightly and said:

"Come on, Asia. We are home."

After speaking, I pushed open the slightly heavy door of the main castle.

As I expected, the door remained open as always.

"Mom! There are old immortal things, I'm back!"

Although knowing this time, the stepmother and the old bastard probably won't be in the hall, I guess they can't hear them.I still shouted habitually.

But the next moment, the scene in front of me suddenly fell into a sluggishness!

I saw it in the hall at the end of the corridor.

A beauty with long hair fluttering was standing.

I saw that she had long and supple hair that could be called "black long and straight". Although the upper body was tightly wrapped and only exposed white arms, on the slender and full legs under that short skirt, Wrapped in alluring black silk, the charm of her perfect figure is added to the bone.

What's more terrible is this moment.This black, long and straight beauty is standing in the middle of the living room, posing in a very charming posture, her face is full of shyness.

Suddenly I was plunged into deep doubts.

There is no doubt that the person in front of me is not my stepmother, and judging from the level of the chest, it is even more unlikely that it is Lilith.

So which maid in our house?

That’s not right..... According to my observations over the years, the measurements of all the maids have been kept in my heart....Although the ladies are pretty cute, there is absolutely no one who has a body shape. so good.....

So the question is, who is she?!

Could it be that...is the mistress of the old bastard?

Very likely!Probably!

Maybe... this old beast just watched Lilith and I were not at home, and acted for evil, taking advantage of his stepmother to take his old lover over!

Damn old stuff.... Master, I've been away from home for less than two months, so you dare to go to the house, Jiewa and bring Xiaosan to the house!

It's amazing you!

Look at Xiaoye, today, on behalf of the people's government, I will execute you, a bad element lurking in the revolution, on the spot!Confiscate the tools of crime and set foot on 10,000 feet!Tell you and your little brother to never "turn over"!

Thinking of this, I immediately spoke, and righteously reprimanded the shameless woman in front of me!

But at this moment, the sudden change occurred!

It seems to have heard my voice just now.

The black and straight beauty looked at me.

The moment he saw me, the expression on Hei Changzhi's face changed drastically!

I was surprised at first, then surprised, and then cried with joy but did not cry, but kept tears in his eyes.A look of weeping.

In that way, she was like an old widow who had been widowhood from twenty to fifty, like a wolf like a tiger, who could almost sit on the floor and suck the soil. She suddenly saw her husband resurrected with a hungry look!

"Small picture—help me—"

Hei Chang cried and said, and rushed towards me at a speed like a 100-meter dash!

Before I could react, she threw herself into my arms and burst into tears.

That's like a great grievance!

Damn it!What's happening here?

Aunt, do I know you?!

At this time, Elmesha's faint voice sounded in my ears:

"Small picture... Are you not going to explain anything to me?"

That's it!That's it!

Great crisis!

But...but...

I really don't know this person!

At this time, the stepmother's voice came from the front:

"My dear, if you want to bet and lose, you can't shame~"

And the "black long straight" also raised his head at the right time, and said with his nose and tears:

"Son! Your mother bullied me... Uuuuu..."

Damn it!

Why didn't I recognize it?

This is the old bastard of women's clothing!

8. He is really my father!

OMG, this old immortal thing!

Which string is wrong with you!

What kind of women's clothes are you okay?!Wearing so enchanting, I didn’t recognize you for a while!

and also!How did you get this breast?How does it feel so realistic?How did you do this kind of crazy thing?!

Of course, the most important thing is that you, a middle-aged man, are you doing nothing to throw on your son?

It's disgusting!It's really disgusting!do you know?!

Dying...

At this moment, I suddenly felt that a terrible aura appeared behind me, and it felt like being stared at by an ancient giant beast!It made my vest cool!

"Small picture... how long do you want to hold..."

El Mesa's unsentimental voice sounded behind her back, followed by the crackling of her fingers knuckles.

The quiet tone and the almost gushing anger contained in it immediately made me feel cold from the bottom of my heart to my heels!

Winter is coming!Winter is coming!

If this continues, El Mesa is afraid it will break out!

No, we can't go on like this!

Thinking of this, I winked desperately at the old bastard and motioned to him to let me go.Push him outside with all his strength.

But I don't know why, this old thing seems to have not seen the eyes at all, just pretending to be stupid.Seeing that I kept pushing him out, instead of letting go, he kept rubbing against me!

"Woo woo woo... small picture, I'm so wronged... ......"

As he said, he was crying, pressing his throat, learning a feminine tone, and rubbing it on my chest.

You old killer, thief!Why are you using pseudo-voices?

Why didn't I know you still do this?!

What are you doing deliberately!Must be deliberate, right?

Let me go!Let go!

"Small picture..."

On the other hand, El Mesa's anger was obviously suppressed to the extreme!

The next step is the volcanic eruption!The land is broken!

Seeing that the situation was so dangerous, I took care of other things, and hurriedly shouted:

"Father, don't do that anymore! Get out of here!"

I hope Elmesha can realize that the "black long straight" in front of me is not a woman, but my father!

On the other side, he gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and hit the old bastard's face!

You shameless old thief, call me [Punishment of Rebels]!

Thinking about it, I clenched my five fingers and used the crimson spirit energy to transform into a triangle on my chest and shoulders, respectively, and put it in, and the epaulettes with five bars, and then condense the power on the right fist at a rapid speed, and then swung. Raise a fist and slam it on the side of the old bastard!

But at this moment, the old bastard who had been crying a while ago suddenly raised his head.

I saw that his eyes flashed with a conspiracy-like smile, and his mouth quickly lip-shaped, as if to say "naive"!

has a problem!There is definitely a problem!This old thing did it on purpose!

Suddenly, my heart was shocked like never before!

Then, at the moment I was stunned, the old bastard moved!

He quickly lowered his head again, then slammed his foot, turned his head into a hammer, and slammed into my chin!

It's not good-this old thing wants to deceive-

But when I realized this, time was too late.

The head of the old bastard slammed on my chin without a doubt, and the huge impact immediately hit my mind for a while...If it was not collected in time, even my tongue would be bitten by myself!

Immediately after that, the old bastard's crying sounded in my ears:

"Uuuuu... Xiaotu, you can comfort others--"

Dog stuff.... Now you dare to pretend!

With such an angry thought, I landed on my back and fell heavily to the ground.

And the old thing is still shamelessly pressing on my body, and constantly "hammering" my chest:

"Hey, little picture....Why don't you comfort me? Talk to you...hey..."

It hurts!

This old dog is so cruel, he has hammered so hard, it feels like my lungs are about to be smashed by him!

Reluctantly endure the pain and opened his eyes.