What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

As a result, the Duke personally led a mercenary group to besiege Glamorgan Castle, and even paid for a "childish magician" to use spells to destroy the high walls of the castle.

At this critical juncture, the old bastard who had just lost his wife and broke up with the rebel comrades took me, who was only one year old, all the way from the holy Doinchi Empire to the Welsh countryside.

Maybe it was because of the beauty of the stepmother, or maybe it was because of some strange reason...

In short, when passing by Glamorgan, the old bastard chose to draw a knife to help.He chopped the villain duke and the immature magician into meat sauce, and relieved the crisis in the territory of Glamorgan.

In order to express her gratitude, the young and beautiful countess made the cooking herself and made a "Glamorgan feast" for the old bastard.

At that time, the old bastard who lived all the way from the mainland to Britain, hadn't eaten anything decent, and was immediately conquered by this table of big fish and meat.

So that night, Linden Wan slept on the same bed with the 16-year-old countess.

A year later, my sister Lilith was born.In order to prevent the newly-born child from becoming an illegitimate child, the two who were not ashamed and impatient, finally made up the ferry ticket after a long time on board.Become a formal couple.

And my official name publicly changed from Lindentu to Lindentu Glamorgan.

Because the old bastard is still a lot of enemies outside...so nominally, I am also the son of a stepmother, the eldest son of the Glamorgan family, the future Earl of Glamorgan...

So strictly speaking, whether it is my castle, land, title... or other things, in fact, they belong to the stepmother.

This is why I said the old bastard eats soft rice.

But in fact, it's nothing.... Although I was not born with my stepmother, I was also raised by my stepmother.The stepmother always regarded me as her own, and treated me as her own son. There was no difference in treating me and Lilith.

So in my mind, the stepmother is my mother, no different from my mother...

After all, my mother from the Elf race died after giving birth to me.

In my memory, there is hardly any impression of her.I just saw a few portraits from the hands of the old bastard, knowing that it was an extremely beautiful woman.

That's it.

Going far.... Let's talk about the "Glamorgan Feast" that the stepmother is best at.

Although the stepmother’s cooking skills are superb, the seasoning inherited from the family is also a must...

However, this kind of meaty, greasy, and huge-weight food can be eaten once or twice by accident.

If you eat it every day... often...it would be quite scary!

What is greasy is secondary...

The most important thing is-the stepmother's "Glamorgan Feast" is a big table as soon as it is made!

And this table is still the kind of small square table used in the pub...but the stone table in the banquet hall of my castle!

It was originally a table that could feed dozens of people at the same time.

But now our Glamorgan family has only four people, stepmother, old bastard, me and Lilith.

Four people.... to eat the big fish and meat slowly.

Just thinking about it, I feel like I'm going to fly in daylight!

The stepmother and Lilith did not matter, anyway, she possessed the family constitution of the Glamorgan family that "no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat".

And the old bastard and I are miserable...every time, if we eat one-tenth of the entire dish, I am afraid it will be supernormal.

But the stepmother didn't understand this...On the contrary, she always guessed me and the old bastard with her own appetite for horror.

Therefore, every time we can't eat, she will look at us with tears:

"Husband, son, what's wrong with you?"

"Why don't you eat just this little bit?"

"Uuuuu...Is the dishes that I cook terrible...uuuuu..."

"Uuuuu.... I am a failed mother..."

Although objectively, the "Glamorgan Feast" of the stepmother did bring damage to our bodies.

However, seeing the pitiful and weeping look of the stepmother.

What can I do with the old bastard?

Even if you can't eat it, you can only hold on!

After all, the stepmother has a good heart...but the approach is a bit too natural.

After several such experiences, the old bastard decisively hired a few maids who specialize in cooking to reduce the chance of the stepmother's cooking.He also coaxed the stepmother with the reason "I don't want my wife to work".

But well.... You can't escape from the first day of the first year, but you can't escape from the 15th day.

It's time to come.

27. Lilith and I have a good relationship?

When I walked to the entrance of the banquet hall and looked inside, I found that the long table was filled with all kinds of fatty foods as always.

Good deed.... I feel like I'm going to be crushed just by looking at it!

And the old bastard next to me trembled in embarrassingly. His Adam's apple went up and down, as if he was constantly swallowing saliva.

"Master, master, please let me."

"Oh, good..."

Wait, this is?

Looking at the maids pushing the dining carts in front of me, I couldn't help but feel an ominous premonition.

Should.... Shouldn’t it be?

One of the worst possibilities appeared in my mind.

And the old bastard also looked at me with horror and whispered to me secretly:

[Son, I feel that something is not good...]

[Calm down, calm down.... I’ve never seen this battle before, right?Maybe it's okay.....]

[I wish...but my father's right eyelid keeps jumping... it feels bad!

At this moment, the stepmother's voice came from the front.

"What's the matter, husband, son? Sit down." The stepmother said softly, "To celebrate the marriage of Attu and Margaret, I made a double "Glamorgan Feast" today."

Ruined.....

This is the only thought in my mind.

And the old bastard on the side couldn't stand the blow and supported my shoulders before falling to the ground.

Meat Meat Meat Meat——

Lamb leg, steak, suckling pig, roast chicken...

For a while, I felt a piece of meat exuding a fat smell enveloping me.

Gradually, these scented meats gradually changed into strong muscles, hovering around me.

It's like there are countless muscular brothers surrounded me, scrambling to discuss philosophy with me...

Do not!No!

It's horrible!

Just when I fell into the fear of being dominated by muscles♂, unable to extricate myself.

Suddenly I found a Chinese spot.

Compared to this "muscle" feast, it shouldn't be even more strange--

"Mom, how did you know about Margaret and me?"

I asked with a puzzled look.

"Of course I know. Lilith told me as soon as I went home." The stepmother waved her sleeves and wiped the tears in her eyes. "When I thought of raising my son for more than ten years, I will finally start a family.. .. Mom is so happy....uuuu..."

"Wife, why are you crying again? This is a good thing..."

The old bastard persuaded him bitterly.

"Uuuuu... Am I happy?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, even if you are happy, please don't hit people! my wife...you are too heavy on the action..."

"Woo...I'm sorry husband, I don't know why, I suddenly wanted to beat you..."

"It hurts...Don't pinch it...My wife, can't I make a mistake?"

Seeing the embarrassed expression of the old bastard's waist being pinched, not only did I feel the slightest schadenfreude as usual, but I became a little uneasy.

What I said to Lilith before was a bit heavy...I don't know how she told her stepmother when she came back.

The thought of this made me feel a little heavy.

So I walked up to my stepmother and asked carefully:

"Mom... Lilith, is she okay?"

"Well, what's the matter son? Ask this suddenly?"

The stepmother stopped the torture of the old bastard, looked at me curiously and said.

"It's nothing.... Didn't you say anything to your mother when Lilith would come before?"

"It turns out Atu wanted to ask this." The stepmother smiled and patted me on the shoulder. "You brothers and sisters have always been in such a good relationship. Suddenly I heard that my favorite brother is getting married. It is understandable that Lilith has some emotions. ....."

Lilith and I have a good relationship?

Mom...Did you make a mistake?

The little witch won't kill me, I'll be thankful.

"My wife, please don't.... oh yeah..."

At this time, the old bastard wanted to stop the stepmother with a look of horror, but was pinched by the stepmother's waist, and had to give up angrily.

"All in all, Attu. You just need to get along with your sister as usual, there are no insoluble contradictions."

The stepmother said with a vague smile.

Then, as if to divert my attention, he clapped my hands.

"Okay, okay, don't care about your sister. Today is Atu's good day, you father and son just have to eat with your belly open."

At this moment, the maids all pulled open the cover of the dining car, revealing the steaming meat.

"If it is not enough, there is still a lot in the kitchen~"

Look at the meat in this room slowly.

I couldn't help feeling dizzy.

I'm really sorry, sister Margaret.

Although I don't want you to become a widow at such a young age...

But if I really finish eating the dishes on this table... my brother may be dead soon...

Oh oh...

28. Brother and Sister

After finally surviving from the stepmother's "carnivorous hell".

The old bastard and I collapsed on the dining table, unable to move, not even a toe.

Seeing more than 70% of the food on the table wiped out, the stepmother nodded in satisfaction:

"It should be like today. Only when you are full can you have strength..." she said to herself intoxicated, holding her face, "seeing her husband and children eating so happy...I am fine Happy!"

"It seems that in the future such a big meal will still have to be cooked... well, that's it..."

Mom... It's not enough!

Don't use it!