What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Looking at the unprecedented boldness on my father's face, I couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Perhaps, once, he was really a hero.

A noble hero who takes the world as his mission and fights for the well-being of all people.

It's like Colonel Aureliano in that story.

But maybe because of failure too many times, maybe because of all other reasons.

The hero gave up his former ideals and became such a wretched and indulgent old man...

Thinking of this, the words of the old bastard when I was twelve seemed to sound in my ears again:

"Listen well, you, I'm telling you this, just to tell you: What I said just now is not so fucking important! Only a fool wants to be that kind of person!"

So fiercely and resolutely denying my previous ideals, I suddenly became a little curious about what the man in front of me experienced 20 years ago.

Including the dissolution of the resistance army, including the death of my mother.

This is something the old bastard has never told me in the past seventeen years.

Even when I asked, he just smiled and prevaricates, or said a few nasty paragraphs to divert the subject.

Never answered from the front.

I think the answer to this question, the old bastard probably won't tell me.

Maybe it can only be left to me to find it.

"So my son put it away, maybe it will help you." The old bastard's momentum suddenly reduced, he sat back at his desk and said: "I have booked the ferry tickets for you."

"So soon?" I took Zhang Xiangzhang back into my pocket, "It seems that you have already tried."

"Forget it, just say hello to a friend who is running on the boat, and ask him to reserve a guest room for you." The old bastard waved his hand, and then handed me a silver coin of Casty. "After half a month, you first Go to the Port of Plymouth and find the Merchant Ship Black Pearl, and hand this to the captain, and he will take you to the Port of Antwerp in the [Union Provincial League]."

"There, someone will be responsible for guiding you, and the guide will take you through the territory of the Holy Doinchi Empire to the edge of the Black Forest in the south."

"At that time, you only need to walk up the Frost Mountain by yourself."

"Wait! I walked to the Frost Mountain by myself, old bastard are you kidding me?" Hearing this, I couldn't help interrupting the old bastard's speech. "According to the "Holy Capital Peace Treaty" signed in 1210 in the Holy Calendar, The Border Patrol of the Frost Clan has the right to shoot and kill anyone who dares to go deep into the Black Forest 15 miles! This is common sense!"

"So, you let me enter the Black Forest without giving me any credentials. Isn't this asking me to die?"

"My silly son, do you still need any credentials?" The old bastard smiled and shook his head. "Look at it clearly. Although the "Holy Capital Peace Treaty" stipulates that the Elf Patrol has the right to shoot and kill humans who enter the Black Forest, You are not human!"

"You are not human! Your whole family is not human!"

I retorted quickly.

But I soon regretted it, because the old bastard's whole family undoubtedly included myself.

What a bad luck!

"Well, I'm not a human, I'm not a human..." the old bastard said with a suffocated smile, "but then again, in our family, you are the only one who is not a human."

"Do you still say? Believe it or not, I will beat you as an adult now!"

After speaking, I took the case.

"Silly son, you are a half-elf! You weren't a human!" The old bastard spread out his hands and said, "Daddy, did I say something wrong?"

I was speechless.

Indeed, I am a half-elf....Strictly speaking, it is not completely human.

"When you switch to the Frost Elf form, those Border Patrols won't be embarrassed by you." The old bastard put his feet on the desk and said lazily, "How simple is it?"

"You said you made me into an elf form..."

I looked at the old bastard with embarrassment.

"Why? Not willing? In fact, Cheka can also be used as a voucher. After all, it is an elven sword." The old bastard paused and continued, "But if the Border Patrol treats you as a thief, I Irresponsible."

Perhaps it was affected by the physique of the old bastard revolutionary.The materialistic force that repels all supernatural phenomena is intertwined with the elf blood of my mother's high magic affinity, and finally produced some wonderful reactions in me.

As a result, I didn't have the characteristics of two races at the same time like an ordinary half-elf hybrid.Rather, they have two life forms that can be switched between humans (revolutionaries) and elves.

For more than ten years in Glamorgan, I have always lived in a human form.I almost forgot that I was still a half-elf.

In fact, as long as I want.With just a thought, you can instantly switch to the silver-haired and sharp-eared frost elf image.

But.... I'm very reluctant... to be precise, I don't like switching to wizard form.

You know, because of the influence of the elf blood, I am a little girlish in human form, and this is how the old bastard forced me to wear women's clothing...

In fact, this is pretty good. After all, after putting on men's clothes and cutting off long hair, no one will think of me as a girl.

But my appearance in the form of an elf can't be summed up by a single sentence of "something girlish"...

To be precise, it is a girl's face!It is still a face that can be called a monster!

It is no exaggeration to say that if I go out with that face.Within a long time, there will be countless slave traders and perverted noble masters who will gather around, wanting to take me back to the basement and train me to become r.bq...

To be honest..... When I used to be ignorant, I turned into an elf form and then sublimated into a great sage in the mirror...

Although there is no breast...but in terms of appearance alone, there is no one in the old bastard collection that can beat myself.

So I am very reluctant to become an elf form.

Because in the human state, I can only be regarded as potentially helping her...but in the elf state, that is helping her...

It's very hard just to go out with this face.He is always followed by all kinds of gangsters, handsome cocky aristocratic knights, and wretched old idiot grandpa, all kinds of harassment...

Inexplicably, they will be stopped by some youngsters who are beginning to confess on the road...

You said that facing a hot-blooded young man with all the courage to say:

"please date with me."

How can I answer as a man?

Do you want to take off your pants and say to him seriously:

"I'm sorry I can't respond to your thoughts, because I already have a big OO under me."?

It's terrible to think about it!

Seeing my sullen expression, the old bastard stood up, walked around behind me and patted my shoulder as if comfortingly:

"Okay, okay, don't be sad. After climbing the Frost Mountain, you will find that all elves are like this, no one cares about you..."

It's broken, I feel even worse after hearing what he said.

In case my grandfather is like this, should I call him "grandpa" or "grandma"?

What annoying!

35. Set off with... younger sister?

a week later.

I stood at the door of the castle, carrying a small baggage on my back, and an elf sword named "Chika".

At the request of the old bastard, I am about to leave Glamorgan, where I grew up for sixteen years, and return to the holy Doinchi Empire where I was born.Go to the mainland to see the sky completely different from home.

"Uuuuu, Atu, take care, be careful after you arrive in the empire. Remember to write to your mother..."

The stepmother and the old bastard stood side by side at the door of the house. She kept sobbing, wiping her tears with a handkerchief.

"Mom.... Just forget to write, after all, I will be back in two months."

I feel a little embarrassed to touch the back of my head.

I have to say that the stepmother's lacrimal glands are indeed a bit over developed.

I was just visiting my grandfather on behalf of the old bastard. It seemed like a goodbye to life and death...

"Uuuuu, two months will not work, my mother has never been separated from Attu for more than two days..."

Said stepmother reluctantly took me into her arms.

Of course, this time, I had been prepared to escape the covering blow of the facial cleanser wittily, straightened my waist in time, and put my head over the stepmother's shoulder.

It was too thrilling, but fortunately I was prepared.

Otherwise, I am afraid that I will die before leaving the teacher.....

"Ouuuu, mom's Attu has grown up..."

After crying for a long time, and slapping me behind for a long time, the stepmother finally let go of me.

At this time, the old bastard also came up.

At this time, his face was filled with the brilliance of a man, just like a qualified father.

Of course, it's just "like".

He held my hand firmly:

"A good man has aspirations in all directions, Atu will go to the vast world and open up his own world."

"It's easy to talk."

I held the old bastard's hand in the same way, then leaned in his ear pretending to be hugging and said:

"Old stuff... don't you want to explain what's going on next to him?"

Saying that I clenched the old bastard's hand and suddenly increased my strength...

"Um...this...I can't do it!" The old bastard said coldly, "This is what your mother meant, and I can't help it!"

"Oh, Brother Tu, Dad, Mom, you guys are about to do it, it's almost a long time!"

At this time, a full voice came from behind me.

There is no doubt that the speaker is my sister, Lilith, the little witch.

At this moment, she was frowning, holding her arms dissatisfied, and stomping her feet impatiently.

In fact, it wasn't until I was eating at the dinner table last night that I was suddenly told by my stepmother that Lilith would also go with me this time.

"Lilith has never been separated from her favorite brother since she was born... So this time, Atu will take care of her sister for her mother~"

At that time, the stepmother said with a loving face.

"Mom...but this time I am..."

Suddenly stunned, I quickly winked at the old bastard and asked him what was going on.

However, the old bastard across the table was also shocked.

He who warned me to see the orthopedic doctor if I was okay, he exploded almost instantly after hearing what the stepmother said.Hurriedly argued to the stepmother:

"That wife, listen to me, this is absolutely impossible! The boy Attu is a dead sister, if you let him and Lilith get along alone...why! It hurts!"

But just halfway through what he said, he was suppressed by force by his stepmother.

I saw, the stepmother squinted her eyes and said with a kind smile:

"Husband, do you think Atu and Lilith have a good relationship with their brothers and sisters, is there any problem?"

"No, it's not that... my wife, listen to me.... That stinky boy at Atu... Ouch, it hurts! Wife, please forgive me!"

In this way, the stepmother increased the strength in her hand, almost twisting the soft flesh on the old bastard's waist counterclockwise a full circle.

"Husband, do you have any comments?"

The stepmother pinched the old bastard with her pointed nails.

"No, no, no, no..."

The old bastard who completely succumbed to the stepmother chose to disarm and surrender, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Okay, the matter is settled like this." The stepmother clapped her hands gently and said with a smile, "Tomorrow morning, Lilith, you will pack your things and set off with your brother!"

In this way, the stepmother unquestionably appointed one.

I can't object, and I can't object...Who said that the head of our family is a stepmother?

Alas.... When I thought of leaving the house with great difficulty, my first trip was followed by a follower who might be unkind to me.I feel desperate!

So, I slumpedly accepted the arrangement of my stepmother.

And the little witch next to me was blankly focused on the food on her plate. She didn't even look up at me or her stepmother's decision.Just a soft "um" sound, indicating the default.