What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Old bastard... See what good things you have done?

49. The merits of the old bastard

Why do I mention the old bastard?

Because this matter really has something to do with him... To be precise, the prerequisite for the birth of the rebooting sect is related to one of the greatest achievements of the old bastard in his life.

About eighteen years ago, the year before I was born.The Third Crusade launched by the Eternal Church to eliminate inhuman races is gradually coming to an end.

In this war, the old bastard's revolutionary army formed an alliance with the elven kingdom, and attacked frequently behind the kingdoms.

In the end, under the leadership of the old bastard, the revolutionary army even captured Frankfurt, the crowning city of the Holy Doinchi Empire.

In this sacred city that symbolizes the dignity of the emperor, the old bastard who has always despised the imperial power did many things to slander the authority of the empire, and even took out all the crowns stored in the emperor’s hall, and let the children in the city pee inside. .

After hearing this, the Emperor Frederick I was vomiting blood in anger on the spot.

Furious, he disregarded the Pope's dissuasion, and led an army of 60,000 to leave the Crusaders camp under the Frost Mountain, classed in Frankfurt, in an attempt to suppress the revolutionary army.In the end, he was ambushed by the revolutionary army on the way and suffered heavy casualties.

Reluctantly rushing back to Frankfurt, the vengeful emperor found that it was already an empty city.

Except for more than a dozen crowns filled with boy urine hanging in front of the palaces, the gorgeous palaces where the emperors of the past were crowned were completely looted.

The emperor himself was splashed with urine from the crown when he forcibly opened the palace door, and fell ill in bed that night.

At night, when all the generals and lords were anxiously surrounding the emperor’s sickbed for combat meetings.

A fire suddenly ignited in Frankfurt!

The revolutionary army hidden in the houses attacked everywhere, beheading the emperor's army everywhere, and infiltrating towards the palace.

The seriously ill emperor escaped to heaven under the desperate cover of important officials and dead men.

However, most of the tens of thousands of troops remaining in the city became prisoners of the revolutionary army, and many others were burned to ashes along with the barracks while sleeping.Very few people can escape.

Only a few thousand people followed the emperor and fled back to the territories.

After suffering the loss of tens of thousands of elite troops in the great defeat, Frederick I was no longer able to suppress the rebellious princes, and all kinds of careerists and opposition forces in the empire began to move around.

In the face of this one after another rebellion and uprising, Emperor Frederick, who has recovered slightly, regardless of his subordinates' dissuasion, personally led his troops to counter the rebellion.But the weak emperor overestimated his physical condition. When the army was crossing a big river, the emperor in heavy armor accidentally fell from his horse and sank like a weight.Ended his wise and martial life in a very useless manner.

After the death of the old emperor, the Holy Doinchi Empire immediately plunged into greater chaos.

You know, Duinchi's throne was not hereditary, but was elected by the aristocratic council of Frankfurt from the rulers of the seven principalities-seven [electors].

Therefore, if the emperor himself does not have strong political skills, at best, he is nothing more than the lord of the principality with a noble title, and he cannot command other princes in the country.

Previously, the unity of the empire was maintained solely by Frederick I’s powerful army and iron-blooded authority. Now that the emperor has died, the empire has fallen into chaos again.

Seeing that the princes fell into division again and attacked each other.The old bastard who smelled the breath of victory concentrated the revolutionary forces of the entire continent, concentrated attacks in the empire, defeated the intervention army sent by six electors and the pope, and seized the power of the Doinchi Empire.

Although an unprecedented victory was achieved, the old bastard did not arrest the electors, dukes, and lords as usual to hang up street lights.Instead, they joined forces with the reformist Martin Leide and announced that they would not recognize the authority of the Pope, and separated all churches in the empire from the Holy See, established the [Imperial National Church], and stationed the Holy See in all parts of the empire. [The Salvation Army] and the priests were all expelled.

Because the Holy See is in the south and the empire is in the north, the imperial national church is commonly known as the "Northern Church".

The establishment of the Northern Church shocked the entire western continent.

You know, for the past thousand years, the Pope has been a well-deserved authority on the entire continent. Although the Holy See does not directly rule a large area of ​​territory, it has the supreme power to abolish monarchs!

The clergy and the Salvation Army that follow the bishops of the church on the territories of various countries are an extension of the will of the Holy See and are responsible for destroying heretics on the mainland and local princes who do not follow the instructions of the Pope.

The events that took place in the Holy Doinchi Empire undoubtedly denied the power granted by the Pope by heaven!

In this way, driven by the northern church, some countries on the fringe of the mainland with weak control of the Holy See also broke away from the control of the pope and turned to allies with the northern church.The Holy See was also greatly injured by the Crusades, unable to send troops to suppress it, and had to acquiesce in the existence of the Northern Church.

Things have been smooth sailing until here...but later, the old bastard and the Li De Patriarch seemed to have serious differences in opinions on certain issues...Their quarrel eventually led to the revolutionary army. Division and civil war.

Because in the Battle of Frankfurt, the Revolutionary Army collected more than 20,000 prisoners from the Imperial Army.Most of these people are traditional church members, and they don't agree with the old bastard's revolutionary theory.Therefore, in the rupture, the 20,000 former emperor’s army directed towards Patriarch Li De, which ultimately led to the failure of the revolution...

After the fight failed, the frustrated old bastard took me to Glamorgan...

As for why he quarreled with his partners, and what happened in the internal fight.The old bastard didn't say a word about it...

But the only thing I can know is that Patriarch Li De’s wrist is really bad.....

The multiple forces that had been integrated into a ball under the old bastard's hands became a ball of loose sand in the hands of Bishop Li De.The Northern Church cannot even control areas other than its headquarters.

As a last resort, Bishop Leide had to replant the son of Frederick I, the young leader of the Hohenstaufen family as the new emperor, and reluctantly maintained order with the help of the emperor's authority.

But even so, the national fortune of the Holy Doinchi Empire is declining.

Various cults that were previously suppressed by the Holy See have revived in the empire under the banner of the church.

In this regard, Patriarch Li De has no choice but to admit that they are all legitimate members of the Northern Church and use the influence of the cult to maintain his fragile rule.

Like this rebooting sect that stole the power of the Cologne diocese, I think it is one of the cults that have emerged in the past twenty years...

In fact, I also heard about the spread of cults in the empire before, but I didn’t know it was so serious...

To some extent, after the old bastard's tossing, not only did the empire fail to establish a new order, it became even more chaotic...

Fortunately, this old thing still blew it out when he was at home, saying that this was one of his greatest achievements in this life, and what else would someone write a book to praise his achievements in the future...It's really not ashamed!

"The people in front stop! Routine inspection!"

At this moment, I heard a loud shout from the front.

Following the prestige, I saw seven or eight people in red and green caps standing in front of the road.

And behind them is a row of barricades made of wooden stakes.

"Damn it, these lunatics even arranged Luca on the side road."

Teresia said blankly, judging from her slightly changing tone, it seemed to be a headache.

This doesn't.... just come.

Presumably this is the believer of the rebooting sect mentioned by Teresia before.

50. Ring is a good treasure

"Get off the horse, you can't escape now."

Teresia shook her head and said helplessly.

Hearing the demon hunter's command, Lilith and I looked at each other, then dismounted, holding the rein, and following Teresia.

Before I approached Luca, I saw clearly the dressing of the rebooters.

They were wearing red priest robes, green round caps on their heads, and a slashed fist painted on their chests. The words "Oath to Promise" were written all around in imperial writing.

The fist seemed to be clenched and not clenched, it seemed to be embarrassing...They put a slash on the fist, does that mean to quit?

Well, the doctrine of this sect is still really strange... it turns out to be persuasive.

If this is only the case, there is actually nothing wrong with it.After all, Xiao Lu is pleased, the big one hurts the body, and the strong one is annihilated.....The number of sublimation is appropriately restrained, and there is nothing wrong with being a great sage a few times.

Of course, this is only for others, for me it’s forgotten...

After all, Xiaoye, I have been holding back for so long... before at home, I managed to sublimate.

As a result, Lilith is lying on me every day, sleeping with me.I am in a dilemma, trembling, afraid to do anything...

So don't let me become a great sage?

That is absolutely impossible!

Seeing the three of us coming, a rebooter glanced at me, then looked at Lilith and Teresia, then waved and motioned us to stand behind a donkey cart.

Sitting on the donkey cart was a middle-aged man dressed as a farmer. On the shuttle bus behind him was a bunch of miscellaneous objects, most of which were tools for farming. I guess he just left the market.

I saw that four or five religious believers were surrounded by the donkey cart, rudely rummaging through the objects on the cart, while a leader dressed up was rummaging the farmer with a booklet.

"The hero Siegfei conquered the Queen of Iceland and fought her for three hundred rounds with her husband behind her back..." The chief priest flipped through the pamphlet in his hand and said to the farmer maliciously. Do you know what the crime of a book of lewdness should be?"

"That... Your Excellency, I'm not literate and don't know what this book says." The farmer scratched his head and said shyly, "This is a collection of poems that the musician in the village tavern asked me to bring him. He said yes. I want to sing it for everyone during the festival..."

"Bold! I dare to sing this kind of lewd poems in the public court, and the crime is a plus!" The priest roared angrily, "You said you don't know the words, right? There are always illustrations in that book. Should I meet?"

As he said, the priest shook the page in front of the farmer.

I saw the Queen of Iceland and the hero Siegfei embracing and kissing on the insert, but there was nothing out of the ordinary.

"Haha, isn't it just a kiss, the priest?" The farmer said with a simple face, "In the summer, there will be many young people in our village hiding naked and rolling in the fields...It's more exciting than this. Up..."

"Shut up! I even said such obscene things in the public!" The priest shivered, "Okay, okay, so blasphemously open in the open, it seems that your village is a lewd den! Punish!"

"My lord, how could that happen? Our village doesn't even have a kiln, so I have to spend money every time I enter the city..." At this point, the farmer consciously closed his mouth and winked his eyes with a smile. "My lord, you are also a man, you know!"

"It's nonsense! How dare you frame the clergy of the church! Come on! Get me arrested!"

The priest said angrily.

"Yes!"

Immediately, the rebooting believers with cones in their hands gathered around, grabbed the farmer, and dragged him off the donkey cart.

"Search it for me! There must be other things harboured in the car of this wicked person!"

Regardless of the farmers' repeated begging for mercy, the rebooters threw the contents of the donkey cart everywhere and rudely searched for it.

Finally, they pulled out a small bottle of blue liquid from a basket.

"Fire-spitting dragon potion...Eureka Alchemy Workshop system...Hill, do you know what this is?"

The priest asked maliciously while holding the bottle.

"My lord... I've played in the kiln in the city before... If you don't use this, you won't be able to pay public food to your wife when you go home! Please be merciful and forgive me! Never dare anymore!"

The farmer said with a sad face.

"Huh, I want me to let you go after such uncontrolled indulgence? Didn't you see what was written on the sign?"

The priest pointed to the sign next to him and said:

"Abstinence before marriage, abstinence after marriage, fearing the gods...This is the teaching of the Father!"

"But my lord... I also go to the kiln once a month..."

The farmer argued weakly.

"Huh, how many times do you want to go to that filthy place? People like you who repeatedly commit adultery but don't know how to repent must be punished!" The priest sneered, "Someone buckled the ass of this adulterer! These lewd things are destroyed together!"

After speaking, several rebooters unfastened the donkey from the car, broke the vial, and tore the collection of poems to pieces.

"I'm sorry, my lord priest! If there are no beasts, what kind of cart will I use in the future! Please be merciful! Forgive me!"

"Spare you? It's not impossible..." Looking at the pleading farmer, the priest smiled maliciously, "You can be exempt from punishment...but you must respect the Father and follow The teachings of the gods have been reformed!"

"I promise! I promise! I will never go to the kiln again, never go to the tavern to listen to poets singing!"

The farmer nodded repeatedly and swore.

"Your guarantee is nothing but a shit!" The priest snorted, "Come on, bring the'Jie is a good treasure'!"

Upon hearing the priest's order, the two believers next to him immediately moved an iron object from behind the road stake.

What is this?

I took a closer look curiously.

My mother.... Isn't this underwear?

Still iron?!Do you want to be so perverted!

Looking at the obvious lines on the iron panties, as well as the tightly-fastened machine frame and the faint magic lines appearing.

I'm sure this thing will not be taken off as long as it is on the boat...

"Put on this rebooting artifact blessed by Archbishop Friegan himself, your lost lamb will be able to reform and become a new man!"

Knocked on the surface of the iron panties, the priest said compassionately.

"But my lord...how do I pee after wearing this?"

The farmer asked painfully.

"Don't worry about this." The priest opened a hole in the protruding part of the iron panties, "'Jie is Liangbao' has the magic pattern drawn by the priest of the sect. If you really want to go to the toilet, this hole will It opens automatically."