What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Just when I thought about it, the unicorn on the relief suddenly came to life!

I saw that it kicked its vigorous hooves, with the single horn on top of its head facing upward!

"Crack—"

On the embossed frame, the sharp horn of the unicorn pierced a fruit hanging from a big tree.

Immediately afterwards, with the sound of a series of intersecting machine profiles, the large embossed lock made of mithril made a clanging metal crash. Just now, there was a lock in the background of the embossed. It bounced outwards, and then quickly Shrink to both sides.And the thick door made of the abyss cold soul was also retracted into the groove of the wall.

Um... It turned out to be auto-sensing.

I didn’t say.... Isn’t this just opening the door?As for making it so mysterious, I have to say.The elves are hypocritical, and they love to engage in such a flamboyant style.It's really bad....

I shook my head, and in my heart, with the simple aesthetics of the people, I severely criticized this gate full of feudal emperor's aesthetics and little bourgeois sentiment.Then he strode into the side hall with his head up.

As soon as I walked in, the door behind me slammed shut.

Then came the cold air, which made me shiver, and almost didn't sneeze out.

"sit down."

At this time, grandpa's majestic voice came from the front.

I raised my head and followed the prestige, only to find that my grandfather and the other eleven elders were sitting on the high court.The grandfather is in the main seat, and the other elders are on both sides, and the vacant position is thought to be Mirko's seat.

I saw a unicorn relief carved on the trial seat made of gloomy wood, and the shape was the same as the pattern on the Mithril door lock.It just changed the material to black meteorite, which looked majestic and solemn against the dim light.

And in the direction not far away from the trial bench, there was a pitch-black iron chair.It looks ghostly and almost blends with the gloomy environment.The position of the elders was just the opposite. A strong light from nowhere, shot in from the roof, covering all the seats in the trial seat.

The layout of the architect in the court seems to be to show the justice of the law and the evil of the trial.At the same time, there are some meanings of psychological oppression to the trial person.

But in my opinion... this kind of inexplicable metaphor is completely idle...

Shrugging indifferently, I went to the chair and sat down.Watching the elders on the trial bench calmly.

"Now that the suspect has arrived in court, let's start the trial."

Grandpa said unsmilingly, and then slammed the table with a mallet.

"The court session."

Next, grandpa and another elder finished a long trial opinion in a dull voice that made people dozing off.I counted down the possible "crimes" I may have committed, and the evidence collected in the decision-making meeting.

It made me sleepy and almost fell asleep in a chair.

I don't know how long it took, grandpa finally finished all the long sentences on that scroll.

"Then the defendant Lindentu, what do you want to defend?"

Upon hearing this, I yawned, stretched out and said:

"Ah, I have nothing to say...In short, I didn't give the medicine. It was made by Mirko. He is the little green-haired loli. Believe it or not!"

"Bold madman, even dare to quibble when death is near!"

At this time, the Elder Mader who had been looking at me upset glared at me.

"Ten thousand steps back, even if the child is Mirko. What about the hickeys on your body? What's the matter with these?"

"What's so weird about this? They want to kiss me, I can't stop it?" I shrugged innocently, "You didn't see it, your elder, I'm just such a small body. Big sister who lives so many wolves like tigers?"

"Shut up!" Mader slammed the table again, "You are responsible for the shameless molestation of so many women!"

"Responsible? Okay." I said with a smiley face, "Is that I broke the innocence of those big sisters? Okay, I admit it, I am fully responsible."

"Responsible? Are you sure you know what this means?"

A dark smile appeared on Madel's face.

"Don't you just let me marry them? Okay, I'll take all the orders. How many can I marry?" I hugged my arm and said, "I won't suffer so many wives for nothing, right? "

"All married?"

Mader's eyes widened, and he didn't seem to expect me to say such vulgar words.

But then, he burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, it is really a stupid human being...to say such ignorant and shameless words, it really laughs at me...hahahahaha..."

"What are you laughing at? Doesn't it mean to be responsible?"

I said somewhat puzzled.

"Hahaha...you thief is also interesting...because our noble elves are as ignorant as you sordid humans?"

Madel shook his head disdainfully and said:

"For the sake of innocence...what family reputation, marry the victimized girl to the criminal who raped her...such things can only be done by your stupid humans!"

As he said, he looked at me with eyes that were half pity and half gloat and said:

"Listen well, you thief. Our elves have always respected women who have children, so there is always only one way to deal with criminals like you who molest women, and that is-confiscation of criminal tools!"

"No.... Confiscated tools of crime?"

I didn't react for a while, so I frowned and repeated it in my mouth.

Confiscated.... Damn Nima!

Doesn't this mean to castrate me?

This is too cruel!

D!

I subconsciously covered my crotch.

As if noticing my panic, Mader said maliciously:

"Don't worry... we will not use corporal punishment like human beings.... At most, it is to use ** potions to chemically deprive you of your criminal ability and prevent this phenomenon from happening."

102. Sudden Change

Eunuch me?

No matter how you think this is too much, right?!

There must be a limit even for nonsense, right?

I took a shot at the scene.

"Hey! Have you made any mistakes? How many times have you said that I didn't do this thing! Are you framing it?"

"Planned and framed? At that time, there were all women except you. Who else would you say would have the motive for committing the crime?"

Madel said tit-for-tat to me.

"My goodness... Big brother, do you think I need to find a woman by drugging?" I said speechlessly, "Even if I'm really hungry and thirsty. Is it difficult to look at yourself in the mirror?!"

"This......"

Mader was speechless for a while, and seeing how he looked at me up and down, it seemed that he recognized my statement in his heart.

Seeing this posture, I hurriedly pursued the victory:

"So, big brother, you have to show evidence for everything...Look at you, as the elder of the kingdom, why don't you have the spirit of ruling the country according to the law? Haven't heard of it, is there no doubt? I tell you It’s a big deal for you to mess around with unjust, false and wrong cases for the sake of your political achievements! Believe it or not, I ask Wallace to criticize you?"

"Wallace? Who is that?"

Madel looked dumbfounded.

"A giant, I don't know where it is higher than you." I coughed dryly, and stopped. "In short, the culprit in this matter is Mirko. The broken throat made a special *** in order to be welcomed by women. The result was an explosion, not to mention, and turned myself into a loli. I was just a victim, that's it."

"Fantasy, even though that guy Mirko is really disgusting...but do you think I will believe the lie about him becoming a little girl?" Mader still asked unwillingly, "You say so Is there any evidence? Don’t tell that it’s your own imagination."

"Evidence?" I pulled out my ears bored, "Look at the memory crystal in Mirko, don't you know the experimental records? Could it be that you have been investigating for so many days and you haven't even found the experimental records?"

"Ahem..."

At this time, grandpa coughed slightly.Take out a few crystal fragments from under the table.

"When it was discovered, this crystal was already like this, so no evidence was available."

"Broken? How come?"

My eyes widened and I looked at the fragment of the memory crystal.

I found five fingerprints very clearly printed on the fragment...

There is no doubt that this thing was crushed.And judging from the weird expressions of the elders who were silent, and the debris that kept falling from the fragments.

This memory crystal was crushed for less than twenty seconds!

unacceptable!

How can there be a grandfather who cheats his grandson like you in this world!

I'm your daughter's son!

Your only grandchild!

But actually want to castrate me!Are you trying to cut off your children?

Or do you want to abandon our oil bottles because of the "dead wood in the spring" of the old thief and the tree?

Don’t say anything else, old thief, are you doing this right to my mother?

"Hahaha, little thief, I think you can't escape with your wings this time!"

As if thinking that he was supported by the chief decision-maker, Elder Mader laughed triumphantly.

damn it!

Lord, I won't be dead!

Thinking of this, I instantly switched back to human form.Then from the [Red Wheel of Fate] that the old bastard gave me, I took out a big sword!

Then he leaped quickly to the front of the court and put the sword on Mader's neck.

"You...how can you still mobilize magic power?! This is impossible!"

Feeling the coldness of Jianfeng, Mader showed a look of uncertainty on his face.

"Do you think that a house made of magic stone can suppress the protagonist's halo? Naive!"

I looked at Madel disdainfully and said.

Humph, you elves are hypocritical.

Think that building houses with rough stones that can freeze magic power can prevent prisoners from escalating into trouble?

Maybe it is to you.

But for those who use the power of materialism, all reactionaries are paper tigers!

You things like ghosts and monsters cannot restrain me!

Look at how your reactionary is trembling now, trying to use bourgeois law to judge me?

It seems that it is time for you to feel the iron fist of the dictatorship!

"enough."

Just as I was about to smash Mader's nose with a punch, my grandpa's voice came from the side.

"Put down the sword, small picture." Grandpa cleared his throat and dared not look directly at me and said, "About the whole thing, what Elder Mader said is only his personal opinion and cannot represent the will of the decision-making meeting. So. You don't have to be excited."

I said it earlier, it was the confiscation of the tools of the crime and the chemical weapons, which scared me to death.

So I glared at Madel and retracted the sword into the storage space.

Looking at grandpa with his arms folded, waiting for the following.

"Well.... According to the investigation in the past two days and the description of the small picture you just described. The court found that the evidence in this case was insufficient to be tried. And considering that you are a human being in the small picture, you are not subject to the laws of the United Kingdom of the Elves Constraint. So the court’s opinion is: acquittal..."

"Great, thank you grandpa."

I smiled at grandpa.

It seems that I was really thinking too much just now, so I said how could my grandfather not turn towards his grandson.

"But..." At this moment, my grandfather's conversation turned, and his eyes dodged and said, "Because the impact of this incident is too bad, and the consequences are extremely serious...As the chief decision-maker, I decided to The suspect Lindentu was deported!"

Damn it!Don’t bring this?I said that I was not guilty at the last moment, but now I am going to drive people?