What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

At this moment, I suddenly felt empty under my feet.The whole person immediately lost his balance and fell into the bath.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

I was caught off guard and drank a few sips of water almost instantly.

Just when I was struggling to get up from the pool, the back of my head suddenly sank under the pressure of a huge force.

Immediately afterwards, a pair of smooth, long and powerful legs tied my neck tightly from behind, pressed forcibly, and pressed me toward the bottom of the pool!

Vaguely, I saw a purple reflection in the reflection of the pool water.

There is no doubt that the pair of long legs that surrounds my neck and intends to suffocate me to death really comes from my hateful sister, the little witch Lilith!

Although, from an aesthetic point of view.Lilith's legs are long and plump, and her skin is smooth and elastic.

But at this time, I, who was in close contact with these beautiful legs, did not have the slightest fantasies.

This is because.... I am suffocated by strangulation now!

I'm still in the bath if I'm so tight...Lilith is she trying to drown me in the bath water?

Damn.... My ideal of the world cloth... Is it going to pass away like this?

No, it is impossible!

Just when my chest was about to touch the bottom of the pool, I slammed the ground with both hands and shot upwards in a push-up posture!

The great pioneer once taught us--

We must overthrow the three mountains that are oppressing the people!

And I'm going to push down the sister who rides on my head as a prestige!

In every sense!

"Get up! The hungry slave! Get up to the suffering people all over the world!"

I yelled, slammed into force, and rushed out of the water under the pressure of the little witch on my back!

"call--"

Looking at the long-lost clear world, I took a breath of air.

"Waste wood! Eat my second stage strangling!"

At this time, Lilith stretched out her arms around my head and covered my eyes with her hands.Attempt to push me into the water again.

But how could I get caught so easily?

My stupid sister... You know, the foundation of human society lies in the economic foundation that determines the superstructure.

If the foundation is unstable, then no matter how beautiful the superstructure is, is it a castle in the sky? It will eventually collapse!

And what you are committing now is the fundamentally unstable mistake!

Thinking about this, I immediately stretched out my hands and held Lilith's barefoot dangling from my chest left and right.Scratched quickly between the tender palms and toes!

The intense itching immediately made the little witch unstable!

She immediately let go of my eyes and punched my head hard:

"Ahahaha..... Perverted foot control man! Let go of me!"

Lilith's voice was so shy and angry, it seemed that she was indeed panicked.

Hehehe, the little witch does not show such an expression much!

How can I let her go easily?Right?

Stupid sister, as a elder...No, as your brother, I have to tell you a little bit of life experience:

Resistance is not a white album!Not pushing butter!Not a drawing book!Don't be so elegant, unhurried, so gentle and frugal!

Resistance is a riot!It was a violent act of one class toppling another class!

Therefore, in order to overthrow the bloody rule of the real sister class, as the oppressed, I must raise the iron fist of the dictatorship and exercise the cruel dictatorship of the brother class against you!

So I scratched the soles of the little witch's feet harder.

"Let go of me! Let me go! You disgusting foot-control pervert! Sky blue monster! Amoeba!"

Lilith was beaten frantically, almost crying.

Ouch... I have to say that the little witch is quite heavy.

But, do you think that I will let you go?

too young too simple!

At this moment, I suddenly relaxed, lying on my back and falling back.

Hey, the little witch did not expect it?

Want your brother to drink bath water?

Please take a few sips yourself!

This is the ultimate nirvana that I have summed up since decades of abuse!

But at this moment, the legs of the little witch that tightly tied my neck also slammed forward!

"Go to hell! Pervert, pervert, pervert!"

The little witch yelled frantically.

And I followed her lead, flew out of the bath in an extremely exaggerated posture, then circled in the air, and then fell heavily to the ground!

It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts--

With my back on the ground, it seemed as if I had broken something.

And there seems to be something pressed on my chest...

Not very heavy, but also very soft.

Want to come... Is it Lilith's ass?

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of a pipe falling.

I follow the prestige--

I saw the old bastard and Uncle Sledgehammer looking at me dumbfounded.

The old bastard's palm was weak, as if holding something just now.And Uncle Sledgehammer holds two flintstones in his hands, as if he is about to help the old bastard light a cigarette.

Gosh!It turns out that what I just broke was the bathroom door!

At this moment, a voice came from behind:

"Atuatu... are you okay?"

Marguerite rushed over without even wrapping her bath towel.

At this time, Lilith was pressing on my chest in a "duck sitting" manner.

Although, she still wears something called "Dead Reservoir Water"...

The next moment, the old bastard's cowardice in anger and the violent voice of Uncle Sledgehammer's restraint sounded in my ears at the same time:

"Smelly boy! I must take your skin off today!"

"Ahem...Atu, uncle thinks I need to talk to you today..."

15. What to do if the scene is awkward?

"Atu, it's a good thing for young people to be energetic...but you still need to be more or less temperate. Uncle was also young once... knowing how strong the desires of young people are, but no matter what you say I can't do such ridiculous things..."

"Hmm.... Uncle Sledgehammer, what you said is right, it's all my fault."

In Margaret's spacious dining room, I was sitting at the front end of the long carved table, looking down at the creamy soup in the bowl, listening to Uncle Sledgehammer's scolding, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

I just hugged someone else’s daughter in the bathroom, and now I’m sitting at a dining table with the girl’s father...Is there anything more embarrassing in this world?

Although... this matter is a bit different from what Uncle Sledgehammer imagined, and it was also Margaret's first...

But for the sake of Uncle Sledgehammer, who is a father, who can speak to me in such a calm tone...I should be content.

After all, if you think from the perspective of Uncle Sledgehammer...

Suppose a man takes your daughter and walks into your bathroom and does something indescribable.....and sits with you for dinner in a grand manner, and asks you arrogantly after eating No dessert...

I think even if you hacked that man to death and burned it to ashes, take his ashes bibimbap and dance on his grave...I’m afraid it’s not an exaggeration, right?

So, even for the sake of Uncle Sledgehammer who can sit at a table with me for dinner.I also have to pretend to be my grandson and listen to all his complaints obediently.

After all.... It's no good to offend your future husband.

I have to say that Uncle Sledgehammer is the crown prince after all, and his cultivation is extraordinary.Although I talked for a long time, it was all complaining nonsense.But I basically restrained my emotions and did not personally attack or scold me...

On the other hand, this general Lindenwan who claims to be "the great mentor of the Resistance"...

"That's right, you damn little bastard! How dare you shoot your sister! It turned you back!"

I saw an old bastard with a beard and stubble sitting next to Uncle Sledgehammer.

He was dancing and dancing, as if he was ready to smoke me half to death.

I really don’t know if this god is blind..... He sent such a scum from another world to save the suffering people in the whole world...

The old bastard in my impression seemed to have said that the god who made him reincarnate into this world seemed to be called "Akuya" or something...In short, it sounded stupid.

It's so irresponsible, even this kind of scumbag is appointed as the savior.

I think maybe because of such a leader, the revolutionary army finally disbanded, right?

So, everyone who is suffering in the world, you have to cheer.

You have to know that there is no savior in this world, nor is it dependent on the emperor of the immortal, to create humanity... you still have to rely on your own hands to work hard.

In short, don't expect such a man of unknown origin!

Seeing that I didn't pay any attention to him, the old bastard raised his voice a little angrily:

"Xiao Wang Ba Lao has grown up, right? I don't even listen to what you said..."

With that said, the old-fashioned dog opened his teeth and claws, and was about to pounce on me.

Humph, the attitude of the weak.

It would just bark in a pretended way.

If it was last month...or even last week, I might still be a little bit scared of you.

But... now, your old-fashioned dog can't beat me!

Just relying on the things you have done to me in the past, still want me to have the slightest respect for you?

Go dreaming!

Thinking about it, I glared at him contemptuously.

Then use the [underground] ability to whisper to the old bastard:

"Wait, don't run after dinner if you have the ability!"

Suddenly the old bastard was quiet, he closed his mouth obediently, and the arrogance on his body disappeared completely.

I saw that he looked awkwardly in his seat and looked around, then patted Uncle Sledgehammer's arm, and said:

"That... Brother Sledgehammer, I just remembered that I still have a pair of boots left in the shoemaker's shop and haven't retrieved them... Then you should eat first, I'll take a step. Otherwise, the door should be closed in a while, haha..."

With that, the old bastard rubbed his hands with a smirk, and was about to leave.

But before his ass left the chair, he was stopped by Uncle Sledgehammer.

Uncle Sledgehammer pressed the old bastard's arm and said strangely:

"Lao Lin, what are you doing in such a hurry, at least wait until the meal is finished before leaving?"

"Haha.... That shoemaker is a drunkard who always drinks unconsciously...If he doesn't go now, who knows if he will open the door tomorrow..."

The old bastard smiled and defended himself.

"Don't worry, isn't it just a pair of boots?"