What's Wrong with the Witch

What bad thoughts do witches have? Author: Yun Jianyue

"What, you said that my guests are all evil gods? Absolutely impossible!" Facing the inquiry of the Foundation investigator, Mu Qiqi shook his head and denied, "Look, they are all very kind guests, and they are quiet every time they come. drink coffee and never fuck."

The Foundation investigator looked at the bar.

He saw countless eyeballs open on a person's head.

He saw a man open his diabolical mouth with dark tentacles growing out of it.

He saw an indescribable thick fog wafting from a person's body, suffocating.

There are countless unimaginable crazy ravings attacking my mind.

San value is crazy!

"Is it alright..."

Failing to hold on for a second, the Foundation investigator screamed and fled the cafe frantically.

"This person is so strange, is he sick?" Mu Qiqi shook his head helplessly, and suddenly thought of something: "Could it be that my identity as a witch has been discovered?"

Protagonist: Mu Qiqi

　　Age: 19 (?)

　　Hairstyle: pink long hair, double ponytail, side ponytail, long straight, etc.

　　Bust: A+

　　Occupation: Illustrator, witch, ? ? ?

　　Occupation: Manager of Magical Girl Cafe, President of Magical Fantasy Idol Agency

　　Books: "Dark Canon", "Dark Chronicle", "Magic Song", "Necronomicon", "Black Magic Mathematical Research Theory", etc.

　　Friends: Xiaoniaoyouwei, the future

　　Maid: Naia, Bubble, Full Moon

　　Known created gods: "Dream Lord" Yan Xiaoxi, "Deep Sea Girl" Xing Haican.

　　Likes to do: Conduct various magic experiments, learn new magic, watch beautiful girls drink coffee in cafes, etc.

Chapter 1 Cute Witch

　　"I'm so cute!"

　　This is Mu Qiqi's first reaction when he wakes up every day and looks at himself in the mirror, and it is also a must-do homework every day.

　　After a few minutes of admiration, she will put on the パンツ and the beautiful little Lolita dress.

　　Tie a beautiful double ponytail and a bow as the body.

　　Mu Qiqi picked up the wand and the magic book.

　　Started the day's work.

　　as the owner of a cafe.

　　She has been in this world for a long time.

　　The whole world seems to have undergone tremendous changes. The only thing that has not changed is the soho building, six villas, and the coffee shop she owns in the Dragon Kingdom.

　　Because the soho building and three of the villas can provide a lot of rent every month.

　　Opening a coffee shop is purely to experience life.

　　Mu Qiqi doesn't care if there are any customers or whether the business is good or not.

　　Therefore, even after crossing, life is the same as before, carefree.

　　But when it comes to change, I don't have it at all.

　　For example, the SCP-Foundation, which appears in the news from time to time, seems to be a huge organization that spreads all over the world and cooperates with governments of various countries.

　　Also, there seems to be a lot of urban legends in this world, and all kinds of strange religious people often come out to refute the rumors.

　　For example, today is Wudang Celestial Master, tomorrow is Wutai Mountain Abbot, and the day after tomorrow is a certain Cardinal.

　　It looks grotesque.

　　"This station reported that some sailors photographed an unidentified marine monster incident in the Pacific Ocean. After the Foundation's identification, the photo was synthesized by computer..."

　　"Insert a special special message. At 2:21 in the morning, the police found several deceased people in the grove of Oasis Park, and the bodies of several deceased people were placed in unknown patterns. The park has been sealed off. In the process of verification. The general public please pay attention to safety, find suspicious persons, and report to the police immediately!"

　　Oh, it appeared again.

　　Sitting in the cafe, Mu Qiqi looked at the TV.

　　There are some corpses with mosaics in the picture, but they just flashed by.

　　Even so, Mu Qiqi could see clearly that the corpses of these men and women had already become bloody and inhuman.

　　There are also many special paw prints on the surrounding blood-stained lawn.

　　In addition, if you study this strange pattern carefully, you will find that it is somewhat similar to some of the summoning magic circles she has seen.

　　"Fortunately I don't go out much!"

　　Even if Mu Qiqi is a middle schooler, he still shudders when he sees this scene.

　　It won't be long before related urban legends appear on the Internet.

　　Almost without exception, there will be some special patterns every time.

　　Not only the Longguo police, but also the police of various countries are overwhelmed by this.

　　Pick up the remote and change the channel!

　　Soon, the performance of a well-known idol band appeared on the screen.

　　"Jingle Bell!"

　　The crisp bell rang.

　　A tall, thin man in a trench coat walked into the store.

　　His face is always hidden in the shadow of the wide hood, and he wears some unknown black leather gloves on his hands, which looks like a doctor in a certain game.

　　From such an angle, it is almost impossible to see the guest's face clearly.

　　In fact, she wasn't interested either.

　　The reason why this peculiar guest can be remembered by Mu Qiqi.

　　This is because this guest is one of the most loyal guests in the cafe since she traveled for five years.

　　As long as every time the cafe opens, within an hour, he will definitely come here, order a cup of coffee, and sit for a day until it closes.

　　Only a few days are missed.

　　At the beginning, Mu Qiqi would also ask why.

　　However, the guest's response was basically "..."

　　In addition, even if other guests arrive, he never greets them, let alone communicates.

　　However, the guest seemed to be intrigued by her collection of books.

　　Every time I come, I will take a copy and look at it for a day.

　　"A cappuccino?"

　　"..."

　　"Ok."

　　If you are not used to the habit of this guest, you will not be able to communicate normally.

　　After a while, Mu Qiqi put a cup of cappuccino in front of the guests, then picked up a "Dark Canon" and read it with relish.

　　The author of "Dark Canon" is a witch named Senxia.

　　It is said that this magic book is in the black market and there are only a few collections, most of which were destroyed by the witch herself.

　　After the identification, Mu Qiqi paid the other party 10 yuan very simply!

　　Now read the contents of the book.

　　10 yuan, okay.

　　Hmm, there is actually some summoning magic in it, which looks very interesting.

　　Unconsciously, a few more guests came to the store, most of them discussing the bizarre murders that happened in Modu recently.

　　Saying that the corpse was bitten by unknown creatures in a mess, it may be a kind of perverted murderer.

　　Mu Qiqi didn't catch it at all.

　　First, her cafe closes every 9pm.

　　Secondly, the residential villa is just behind the cafe, so there will be no danger at all.

　　Furthermore, the location of this coffee shop is very remote, I believe that there should be no boring people to squat on such a lovely and beautiful girl as her.

　　Well, probably not...

　　It's fine even if you get squatted.

　　Anyway, she bought the building used to open the coffee shop, and you can go back to the community directly through the back door.

　　"It's 8:[-]pm again."

　　Mu Qiqi put a bookmark and closed the "Dark Canon".

　　There is a special summoning magic circle on it, and you can try it when the predetermined magic materials are delivered.

　　"Have you read this Necronomicon for three months and haven't finished it yet?"

　　"..."