Zhou Dazui almost didn't get **** off by Lu Zhe's response.
He pointed his finger at Lu Zhe and shook for a long time, took a deep breath for a long while, clutching his chest as if he could push it all the time.
The DG fans who knew about this on the Internet did not get much better. As soon as Lu Zhe posted this Weibo, netizens who were speculating about the whole story immediately poured in, and a few replies appeared below.
"?????"
"Drinking water, I squirted three thousand feet in one mouthful. I suspected that the Milky Way Falling Nine Heavens, Captain, would you dare to talk more?"
"Well, you deserve it."
"Joke of the Year: Two Alphas are flirting."
"Why are you flirting? Do you bayonet each other? To be more specific, I don't lack this amount of traffic."
…
There was a flurry of demons in the comment area. Zhou Dazui's expression was paralyzed for a while, and finally recovered, and he said to Lu Zhe like a warning: "Don't mess with me! From now on, you are not allowed to post on Weibo again until the club announcement is issued! Go out! Otherwise your salary will be all deducted this month, have you heard of all deductions!"
Lu Zhe closed his ears carelessly, as if he was disgusting Manager Zhou's noise, his face still glowing with a faint smile.
Facing the angry expression of Zhou Da's mouth, he showed an expression of "I really can't make trouble with your unreasonable", his thin lips lightly opened, and he said in a light tone:
"When you get so angry, I heard that the chances of cerebral thrombosis and stroke are higher."
After speaking, he sighed lightly, twisting his brows slightly, and looked very hurt:
"What about trust between people? No one believes the truth these days?"
Zhou Dazui seemed to hear the beeping alarm sounded by the blood pressure in his skull. After a while, he laughed angrily and said to Lu Zhe: "The truth? Do you listen to what you said is human? I performed on the spot. A sow going up a tree is more reliable than your bullshit!"
Lu Zhe looked at him meaningfully: "...really?"
His slender fingers stroked his chin, his dark eyes showed a bit of joking, and he rarely showed expectation: "Then you play one and let me see?"
Zhou Dazui: "..."
Zhou Dazui: "Don't drag me!"
After speaking, he turned around fiercely to talk to the PR about this matter. Just as he was about to step out of the door with one foot, Lu Zhe, who stayed in place, said slowly:
"I have good news, can't you listen?"
Zhou Da snorted heavily to express his disdain, and the heavier he stepped outside, he stepped out of the rhythm of the six relatives denying that they would rather die than surrender.
As a result, Lu Zhe's next sentence nailed him in place:
"Shen Qiao agreed to come to DG."
Zhou Da's mouth paused for a moment, entanglement and struggle appeared on his face, and then Hikari turned back and rushed to Lu Zhe with eyes full of incredible: "Impossible! Why? He refused my temptation yesterday so firmly. As a result, you asked him for a fight today and he agreed? Why am I so unbelieving?"
Lu Zhe glanced at him up and down, and affirmed: "Because you are ugly."
Zhou Da's mouth gasped as if he had a toothache: "If it weren't for I can't beat you—"
Lu Zhe smiled but didn't smile, his expression was particularly awkward: "Yes, what a pity."
Zhou Dazui: "..." He repeated Mo angry in his heart.
After repeated deep breaths, Zhou Dazui asked in a low voice, "Lu Team, Father Lu, please satisfy my curiosity."
Lu Zhe smiled and answered without hesitation: "Because he likes me."
Zhou Da's mouth rolled his eyes, picked up the dignity he had just lost, turned around indifferently and left: "It's fine if you don't want to say it."
Lu Zhe shrugged, chuckled, and said no more, and went out to the training room.
…
"Captain, please have tea!"
As soon as Fang walked into the room, Lu Zhe saw Qian Bao holding up the cup in front of him and handing it over to him respectfully, with an expression of admiration.
—After all, few people in DG are as reckless as Lu Zhe on the Internet.
She looked at Lu Zhe in amazement, and asked humbly: "How can I cultivate your skill of pure nonsense?"
Lu Zhe glanced at her cup, his eyes were very disgusting, only the smile on his lips widened slightly. He pointed to his gaming chair and pushed Qian Bao's cup aside. Leaning on the chin with one hand and resting the elbow on the arm of the chair, he answered gently in a gentle tone:
"It's very simple."
"First, you need to fall in love with an Alpha."
Alpha Qian Bao turned his chair to face the computer, as if nothing had happened just now, and only left one sentence: "Excuse me, my concubine can't do it."
Lao Su and Er Hua glanced at each other, and gave Lu Zhe thumbs up, with all their faces in admiration.
Lao Wo sighed:
"I can't even think of this kind of ghost story."
Erhua nodded deeply feeling:
"Your father is still your father, and his bragging posture is different from that of ordinary people."
Alphas have strong domain concepts, and pheromones are mutually exclusive. They naturally have a desire to compete and fight against other people of the same kind. Cupid just closes his eyes and shoots at Alpha indiscriminately. They can also be dodged by their powerful physical abilities.
Old Snail glared at Erhua: "You don't take me with you, don't you take me, am I such a casual person?"
The next moment, he turned his head to Lu Zheyang and said, "Dad Lu, are you in a double row?"
Lu Zhe faintly refused: "No."
Lao Wo showed a hamster crying expression and sold miserably: "Think about it again? If you miss my excellent ADC, I will still be waiting for you at the next village entrance!"
Lu Zhe still firmly refused.
Erhua smiled mockingly at Lao Snail, and then squeezed her throat and said sweetly: "Brother look at me! Can **** be able to resist being beaten, accompany you on a two-person canyon tour, is LPL the most intimate assistance to consider?"
Qian Bao heard their extremely embarrassing self-recommendation and sighed faintly: "You were going to be immersed in a pig cage like this in ancient times."
Erhua and Lao Snail: "Bah."
Lu Zhe's answer sounded at this moment:
"The jungler has been bound, no idlers please."
With that said, he opened Weibo and slowly typed a line in Shen Qiao's private message in the background.
…
at the same time.
Shen Qiao, Lele and Xu Xiao were in the manager's office. Lele pointed at Xu Xiao: "The angle of the photo was taken internally. When I was passing by the second floor, I saw him taking the photo with his mobile phone. Who is he? The window angles are all the same."
Xu Xiao innocently spread his hand: "You have checked the phone. It's not my number, and I don't have a photo. Isn't it okay to spray people with blood?"
Lele sneered and wanted to say it again. The manager had already clapped his hands: "Okay, don't make a noise."
He looked at Shen Qiao, who was indifferent, and then at Xu Xiao. One was the predecessor who was about to become a water fountain watcher, and the other was a newcomer who was digging up at a high price for the club to use this season. He thought. With care:
"Okay, don't have this kind of thing next time, I don't like infighting, and the seniors will not like it."
He pointedly warned Xu Xiao, and then said to Shen Qiao:
"Shen Qiao, the same is true for you, next time I don't want you to have this kind of physical conflict with others again, otherwise the club will consider banning your game."
Lele opened his eyes wide, and heard this obvious partiality, what else he wanted to say, but Shen Qiao had already said "um" and left in a perfunctory manner.
So he stared at Xu Xiao fiercely, and followed Shen Qiao out.
On the way, Shen Qiao noticed the vibration of the mobile phone and took a look at it. When he saw a spam text message, he spotted someone sending him a private message.
He clicked in and took a look, it was a familiar black and white head—
DG-ZHE: "I was walking in a hurry today, I forgot to tell you something."
DG-ZHE: "You come to DG to play the top lane, and I will tie myself to the top road from now on."
Seeing this, Shen Qiao moved his finger, trying to enter something in the dialog box, but never sent a message.
At this moment, two more sentences appeared in the private message box.
"correct."
"[/Picture] This photo was taken very well, thank the original owner for me."
Shen Qiao sent a series of ellipsis.
Seeing his response, Lu Zhe in front of the computer smiled with satisfaction, tapping a few times on the keyboard with his distinct fingers, his expression full of contentment.
Not long after, Shen Qiao paused, took a deep breath, and suddenly said:
"I regret."
Lele looked at him blankly: "Huh?"
Shen Qiao looked at Lele seriously, and questioned his soul: "Why didn't I just kill Lu Zhe directly?"
Lele: "?!"
Shen Qiao lowered his head again, selected the information in it, and clicked to report.
Those are the latest two words of Lu Zhe—
"do you know?"
"You want to beat me but are reluctant to do it, it makes me want to make you cry."
The author has something to say:
I changed the settings today, because I made a mistake about the rules of lpl. I apologize and thank the sweet and sour classmates who made suggestions! It has been modified! Now it’s the transfer period!
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