"I've confirmed the look in my eyes, it's someone I can't afford to offend." Lele muttered, staring at the dazzling "Wang" in the chat box, for some reason, she felt sympathy for Shen Qiao.
Based on their skills and gaming experience, what kind of canyon is such a big bird... Bah, what kind of bird hasn't seen such a big canyon?
But Lele realized that he had never seen such a strong and abnormal scene.
Shen Qiao was also choked, but found that the blind monk was scolded by the other party and still had the intention of joking with him, and realized that the other party's mentality was as stable as an old dog, and he really didn't need to worry about it.
Wouldn’t it be more fragrant to exchange two more heads with that king’s time?
He stopped looking at the chat box, and switched lines back and forth between the upper and middle lanes to guard the tower. Because he had taken a lot of heads before, and also brought the bounty, Luoxia, who was on the opposite road, couldn't help but follow after rubbing Wei En. The crow changed the line and wanted to be greedy for his money.
Shen Qiao was not afraid to choose two, but the blind monk didn't know if it was to practice what he had just said. Then no matter where Shen Qiao was beaten by the crowd, he would have to jump out of the nearby grass.
At first, Shen Qiao thought he was going to grab someone from him. He brought the Tiamat who had just come out to take down Luo. Xia flashed and ran away. The blind man suddenly jumped out of the grass, but he kicked Xia again. Kick back in front of myself—
When Shen Qiao reacted, his body had already laughed at the head before his consciousness.
He was stunned, and at this moment Lele's protracted voice came from the earphones: "Brother Joe, the little O asked you to watch the channel and asked if you want a red buff?"
Shen Qiao took the time to take a look, only hesitated for a second, then typed and replied: "Here."
Lele sighed: "Looking at this sugar-coated cannonball that is just right, I reasonably suspect that this Omega has no unavailable man in the canyon."
Shen Qiao lightly sneered at his remarks, while buffing red Buff, and casually speaking: "Are you sure there is this type of O in the world?"
Lele honestly shook his head, "I haven't seen it, so I opened my eyes today."
Shen Qiao didn't say much, no matter whether the other party is O or another gender, it is not related to him. After all, Shangdan is destined to be an orphan's journey, and the valley does not believe in love.
…
Keyboard and mouse percussion sounds staggered in the training room.
The man with the picturesque side face curled his lips, looking at the ugly crocodile dancing with a scythe on the screen, showing the rows of jagged teeth, a red buff status circle appeared under his feet, and shallow ripples appeared in his dark black eye pupils, like water waves. The rise slowly spread.
He teased Shen Qiao with ease. He was unexpectedly spotted by Qian Bao, who had just finished a handful next to him, and was startled by the spring-like smile. He couldn't hold back for a moment, and he leaned his head to look at his screen.
I saw the latest provocation from Wine Barrel in the whole channel at this hour: "The blind man ran to kneel and licked your crocodile father again? Can't you solo with me alone?"
Lu Zhe replied slowly: "You beg me, I'll come."
Qian Bao suddenly fell back into his chair, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "Oops, am I blind?"
Actually misunderstood the captain's smile after being provoked?
She muttered and rolled her eyes in the cabinet, and missed the next sentence that Lu Zhe's terrible id spit out: "Brother, do you want to hear me recite poems?"
[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "...I don't really want to."
[Little O stands up (blind monk)]: "So I was here just now, my brother is long and my brother is short, so I don't care if my brother is cool?"
[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "Remember it."
When Shen Qiao left those words, he didn't know what kind of unforgettable night he would bring to the two teams in the canyon.
Next, every time the blind monk kills the keg, he must write a poem to the other party on the entire channel—
"From a distance it is a wine barrel, and a closer look is a rice barrel."
"People walk in the gorge, and food comes from the sky."
"It's like falling a wine barrel from the sky, it's really a **** of rice in the world."
"One barrel of drunken 3,000 bowls, one meal to feed fourteen continents."
"God does not give birth to your big wine barrel, the cafeteria is like a long night."
…
"Enough." When the blind monk harvested the wine barrels for the sixth time, it was the midway crow who had been silently outputting from the opening to the present. He couldn't help it. He cried out on the public channel: "Brother, Save the children in the third year of high school. I have passed the college entrance examination for a few months, and Gu Shimo has not passed the exam."
"You kill this rice bucket casually. I don't take revenge. I will help you report his swearing when I go out. I just beg you to stop memorizing poems and leave me a way to survive."
The lethality of this brainwashing verse is not worse than Zuan's mouth shot of the wine barrel. Even Shen Qiao and Lele were almost affected, let alone the wine barrel that was slaughtered on the other side and suffered mental devastation.
When the spring was resurrected for the sixth time after being killed, he hung up.
Seeing that the blind monk and the crocodile were sent to take off with equipment, Vayne, who was on the road, cheered up and joined the team battle team of the blind monk, the crocodile, and Bron. Vote directly and admit defeat.
The red crystal exploded in front of him, the gorgeous blue light showed through, and two big characters jumped out in the middle—
"victory"
Lele breathed a sigh of relief, and gave the little O blind monk and Shen Qiao a thumbs up. After reporting AD and Zhonglu together, he suddenly received a friend application.
He put down the earphones, rubbed his ears, and looked to his side: "Brother Qiao, the little O sent me a friend application just now. It must be sent to you too. Did you pass it?"
Shen Qiao touched a mint candy that he ordered for takeaway from the table, tore the package and threw it into his mouth, vaguely spit out: "No."
Lele: "?"
Lele: "You look down on his jungler level?"
Shen Qiao said blankly: "He is too noisy, I like quiet teammates."
Lele looked at his cold side face, slowly blinked his eyes, and then suddenly blessed his soul, clapped his hands and said: "Oh, oh, I see, in fact, you are afraid that you can't hold such a strong Omega! I understand!"
Shen Qiao squinted his eyes, the arc of the display screen reflected in his eyes, and looked at him dangerously: "...you say it again?"
Lele was not afraid of his threats at all, smiled innocently at him, suddenly wanted to make trouble, clicked on the other's friend application, and passed.
The man sent a message almost in seconds: "Woo, why didn’t Brother Crocodile pass my friend’s application? Is he angry? I just joked too much, I didn’t mean it, can you let him give My chance to apologize?"
"Oh, I fell in love today, so my mentality is a little broken, I will play the game well, can you take me one more?"
Lele: "..." It's a tragic story, but he feels that he is even worse.
After all, let's talk about it, adding Shen Qiao is the other party's purpose, and I just pass by.
As the world goes down, O's heart is not old.
Lele saw through everything, shook his head, and sent a screenshot of the conversation to Shen Qiao, together with the flashing one, and the friend application that "Little O got up" sent again.
Shen Qiao frowned and stared at the sentence "I am broken in love today" for a long time. I don't know what resonance it caused, and finally the ghost and the gods pressed the agreement—
Then he hurriedly pulled the person into the team and started the game without saying a word, as if as long as he entered the canyon fast enough, this person's sorrow operation would not be able to catch up with him.
unfortunately.
The queue time is very long, and some people in the team channel in the lower left corner are beginning to be unwilling to be lonely:
[Little O stands up]: "Brother! I added to your friend Spicy! You are such a good person, you are willing to take me! Unlike my predecessor..."
Shen Qiao didn't catch up. He didn't have a hobby to inquire about others' sad things, and he was not good at comforting others.
Putting on the earphones again, Lele, who had finished taking a break, added one more sentence: "Huh?"
[Little O stands up]: "Oh, it's a long story—"
[Leeee]: "Forget it?"
[Little O stands up]: "I once loved such a man"
[Little O stands up]: "He said I am the most beautiful woman in the world"
[Little O stands up]: "I keep that innocence for him"
[Leeee]: "Close and close the door of loving others?"
[Little O stands up]: "Huh? Have you heard my story?"
Lele: "..."
He looked at the screen and spoke calmly, and his voice came into Shen Qiao's headset: "Brother Qiao, I'm so stupid, really, I actually believed that this guy is broken in love just now."
Shen Qiao couldn't see the expression on his face, and he stretched out the usual indifferent and uncomfortable fan, only he could hear the silent clenching of the posterior molars.
The author has something to say:
Silence for Qiao Qiao ~ The longest path he has traveled in his life is Lu Zhe's routine.
ps, "I used to love such a man" part of the lyrics is "Perfume Poisonous", should everyone have heard it?
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