When I Asked Her Why the Girl Sitting Next to Me Was So Venomous, She Said, “Because I Want To Marry

Boyfriend data

 

　Despite the fact that she had finished her summer homework, Sakurako was diligently running her pen through some notebooks.

“What are you doing?”

　I asked.

“I’m compiling some data about you.”

　She started to say something scary so lightly again.

　Actually, I might’ve actually seen something scary written there…

“Mind if I take a look?”

“Yes, of course.”

　Sakurako showed it to me easily.

　There was a rough sketch and description of me.

　The string of text was terrifying, but the deformed character of me was unexpectedly cute and soothing.

　Then, like in a game, there was a hexagon of parameters.

“Oh, come on, why is my intelligence and strength so low?”

“I mean, that’s just how you really are isn’t it?”

“Well, can’t deny that…”

　But there was one parameter that stood out.

“Oi, what’s this ero thing?”

　I asked and Sakurako freaked out lightly.

“I mean, you…”

　She started to fidget.

“What?”

“It was your first time, yet you were…”

“Eh?

“W-well, that was my first time and I haven’t had a chance to talk about it with other girls, so I can’t say for sure…”

　Sakurako fidgeted even more than before.

“…Koichi-kun is really good at sex, isn’t he?”

“Is that so?　I don’t know, either.”

“Y-you know, that was my first time… Wait, what are you trying to make me say?!”

　It had been a long time since the last time she stabbed me with a pencil.

“It hurts, Sakurako-chan”

“Ara I’m sorry ♡”

　I won’t forgive you even if you put on a beautiful face.

“By the way, to what extent are you going to observe me? Hell, I never even knew that I got a mole behind my right ear before you wrote this down.”

“Until I know everything there is to know about Koichi, ufufu.”

“Scary, I’m actually scared now.”

“Then you must get to know me better, Koichi. I’ll give you a special offer to answer anything you want.”

“Seriously?　Then tell me your three sizes.”

“Secret ~”

“Oi.”

　Then I’ll write it as ‘Gravure model level’ in my mental notebook.

“All right, what’s your favorite food?”

“Nori.”

“Oh, I see. Then why don’t you make rice balls/onigiri wrapped in nori for lunch?”

　We usually have a side dish and furikake rice.

“Because I like the crispy taste of the nori, if you use it for lunch, it’ll get moist easily.”

“Ah, okay. So, do you like rice balls from convenience stores?

“I do.”

“What’s your favorite filling?

“Umeboshi♡” TLN: You can seach what umeboshi look like using google

　Man, it’s been a while since I’ve seen this one made a girl-like expression like that…

“…cute.”

“Eh?”

“Oh, I’m sorry.”

“Why are you apologizing?　I’m so fucking happy to hear that. Say it again, a million times.”

“My throat will be destroyed.”

“It’s okay. I was almost destroyed by you, ahn~”

“What’s with that moan?!”

“By the way, did you brag to your friends that you lost your virginity?”

“No, I think you know that I’m a loner.”

“Yeah, I know. I’m just asking.”

“Your personality is rotten, you know that?”.

“Just to you.”

“That doesn’t make it any better.”

　Am I the bad guy for wanting to punch through her smile?

“Don’t be so mad. I’ll let you have sex with me again.”

“No, I’m a little tired today…”

“I’ll let you fuck me.”

“…That smile is scary.”

“Ara, you’ve finally got a girlfriend and now you’re saying that her smile is scary. Don’t you think that’s rude?”

“Look in the mirror.”

“Ufufu.”

“Don’t laugh at me.”

“Hey, do you like me?”

“Now, that’s an abrupt one.”.

“Hey, come on, answer me.”

“I do…”

“Me too.

　Sakurako kissed me with a ‘chu’.

“I guess that’s all the kissing for today.”

“No, that was a cheek, so it doesn’t count.”

“You just added another rule to the list.”

“What, suck on it?　Oh no, I’m not ready for that yet…”

“What the hell are you imagining?”

“Ahn, no, Koichi, you can’t… do that in my mouth.”

“Yes, Sakurako-san, you’re out!”

　When I said that, Sakurako grinned for some reason.

“Ara, is that fine? You’re making such a loud noise.”

“It’s your fault, isn’t it?”

　I complained and let out a sigh.

　Then I hugged Sakurako, ignoring anything she was trying to say.