When I Asked Her Why the Girl Sitting Next to Me Was So Venomous, She Said, “Because I Want To Marry

Chapter 18

Chapter 18 - Eating Ice Cream with Her

Eating Ice Cream with Her

Sakurako was in my room today.

“This room still smells like s**t.”
“And you still love to talk s**t.”
“You’re always masturbating to the stuff you keep under your bed, aren’t you?”
“Did you see them?”
“It’s only natural that I’d check every inch of my boyfriend’s room.”

Sakurako said proudly.

“Well, I won’t deny that I hid my p**n under my bed.”
“At least you’re honest about it. Not that I mind it.”
“Imagining your body is still the best though.”
“Zukyun!”
“What the hell is that voice?”
“You, tone down a little. Otherwise, I’ll die of heartburn, and you’ll turn into murderer.”
“I don’t know why, but you’re the last person I want to hear it from.”
“Hey, hey, Koichi ♡ What are you two going to do alone today?　You want to have s*x with me again anyway, don’t you?　It’s no use now, just savor every bit of it, okay?”

Sakurako then tried to peel back the shoulders of her clothes with a flushed look in her eyes.

“No, we can do that later.”
“Gah!”
“The other day, mom bought a bunch of ice cream by mistake, I want you to eat it with me.”

When I said this, Sakurako’s eyes went blank.

“Die.”
“That’s what I’m talking about. Come on, help me out.”
“You’re going to make a fragile maiden do that kind of garbage disposal?”
“So, you don’t want the ice cream?”
“I’d appreciate it.”
“You’re such a pain in the ass.”

I left the room and headed downstairs to the kitchen.

I randomly grabbed some ice cream and went back to my room.

“Ah.”
“What do you mean, ‘ah’? Don’t read people’s p**n without permission.”
“I-I mean… Kouichi… Am I not your type? Why don’t the models look like me? I’m going to kill you, okay?”
“Stop trying to kill me for every little thing.”
“Blonde hair, big chest… I hate you.”

Sakurako was jealous of the woman in the ero book.

“Calm down, the ice cream’s gonna melt, you know?”

I put the ice cream I brought on the table.

“Come on, eat whatever you want.”

Then Sakurako glared at the ice cream for some reason.

“What’s wrong?”
“Did you do that on purpose?…”
“Huh?”
“They’re all popsicles.”
“I mean, all the ones my mom bought me were popsicles.”
“I see. Both the mother and the son are perverts.”

What the hell was she on about?

Did she have some kind of grudge against popsicles?

“Fine, I’ll eat them. You’re such a pervert.”
“What the hell are you on about?”

I randomly opened one of the ice cream’s package and ate it.

“It’s good, you should eat it too.”
“Come to think of it, we haven’t done that yet… Well, I’ll consider this as a practice.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“I’ll take the chocolate one.”
“Here you go.”

Sakurako opened the package and stared at the ice cream. She looked tense for some reason.

“I’m doing it, Koichi.”
“Why do you look so serious? Relax.”
“Thanks for the food.”

Sakurako said politely, and licked the tip of the ice cream.

“Could it be that you can’t eat ice cream? Well, you don’t have to force yourself then…”
“No, I can eat them!”
“O-Okay…”

I don’t know what’s going on, but I decided to watch Sakurako as she tried to do something.

Sakurako continued to lick the ice cream.

“Is this enough?”
“What?”
“The licking.”
“Do what you want.”
“What? I need your opinion on this!”
“What are you so mad about? …Anyway, eat it quickly before it melts.”
“You’re so impatient. I’m doing it slowly to make you feel better…”
“What? You’re the one tasting it, what does it have to do with me?”
“Y-You pervert…”

Seriously, what’s wrong with this girl?

It was just an ice cream…

“Ah.”
“You finally figured it out.”
“By the way, Sakurako, my mom said that this vanilla flavor is the most expensive and tastiest one. Why don’t you eat that one instead? I’ll eat yours.”
“You want me to cheat on you? Are you turned on by that? You really are a pervert…”
“Huh? I said that to help you out and here you are, not even showing your gratitude.”

I said, a little exasperated.

“…Sorry.”

Sakurako shrunk.

“You have a tofu mentality, you know that?”
“…Go easy on me…”
“So, what are you on about, really?”

I asked her with a sigh.

Sakurako faltered, and softly whispered to me.

“…Oh, I see.”

Sakurako blushed furiously as she sat upright.

“…Kill me.”
“Calm down. I’m sorry.”

I gently pat Sakurako’s head as she shivered.

“Koichi…”
“So, do you want the real thing?”
“Eh?…”

Sakurako’s eyes widened.