When I Became a Girl, an Unexpected Love Quarrel Occurred!

We’re Both Girls, so We’re Probably Okay

Translated by Green Cake

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After getting ready for bed, we decided to assign rooms to see who would sleep with whom.

The seven of us gathered in the living room.

Who would sleep with whom? The battle to decide who would sleep with whom was about to begin.

However, there are mainly two people who seem to be in a fight.

Takanashi-san and Yurizono-san are staring at each other.

According to Yurizono-san, there are three rooms with beds.

Yurizono-san’s room, Iris-san’s room, and the guest room.

There are seven of us. There were three beds. This means that we will be divided into two, two, and three people.

I don’t think we need to worry about beds, we can just lay out futons and sleep on them, but if I point that out, Yurizono-san might start screaming, so I’ll keep quiet.

Anyway, that’s it――.

I glanced at the corner of the room.

There was Iris-san, working hard on pressed flowers in a remote corner.

The moment the topic of room assignment came up, she left the place as if she was running away and started making pressed flowers mindlessly.

She was running away.

Maybe that’s it. It’s like when you are in a group at school, or when you have to work in pairs during gym class, and only one person stays behind.

It was a traumatic experience that made her run away whenever the topic came up.

I’ve been a loner myself, so I know what it’s like.

It would be a pity to leave her alone, but some people can’t keep quiet when I say I’ll sleep with her.

If I get in trouble for it, I might drag Iris-san into the middle of the conflict.

If that were to happen, it would push Iris-san even further into a corner.

In the end, the group will be divided into three, two, and two, and since Iris-san won’t be left alone, I think it’s best to remain calm.

“So let’s decide on a group of three first, shall we?”

Kiniwa-san, who clapped her hands, raised her voice with a smirk.

Iris-san, who was making pressed flowers, shivered and her ears turned red.

She ran away, but she seemed to be anxious about the group decision.

It’s a problem because Iris-san is unusually sweet when it’s just the two of us, but she’s relatively harmless because she gets tired when it comes to the point.

That’s why I’d like to sleep with her. If I said that, it would definitely cause trouble.

If Yurizono-san says she’s going to sleep with Iris-san, it’ll be all right, but I guess I shouldn’t get my hopes up with that idiot.

“The group of three has already been decided! It’s me, Mirisu and Amane-san! Today, I’m going to sleep sandwiched between Amane’s and Mirisu’s breasts!”

Yurizono-san says something stupid with a straight face.

When Iris-san heard this, she squealed and rubbed her nose.

Hey silly, your sister is about to cry.

“What are you doing deciding on your own! You can’t convince everyone if you decide on something like that!”

Takanashi-san glared at Yurizono-san and raised her voice.

She is saying it’s unconvincing, but it’s Takanashi-san who is unconvinced.

“A girl with fish-eyes and a twisted hairdo! Just because you’re a little cute and Amane-san likes you doesn’t mean you should get carried away!”

Yurizono-san points at Takanashi with a beaming smile and raises her voice.

She’s cute… She’s subtly complimenting her while humiliating her.

“Kuuuu.”

I guess it’s hard to argue with someone who calls you cute. Takanashi-san, whose face had turned bright red, averted her gaze from Yurizono-san.

Takanashi-san is cute when she gets embarrassed by compliments.

“There seems to be no objection! Then it’s decided! I’ll sleep with the Minazuki sisters!”

Yurizono-san, her chest outstretched, raised her voice, and Takanashi-san, in a flash, glared at Yurizono-san.

“I’m telling you, you can’t! That’s why they call you the stupid one of the two most beautiful girls!”

Takanashi-san shouted angrily.

I couldn’t help but agree with Takanashi-san’s rebuttal.

The stupid one of the two most beautiful girls.

That’s for sure.

“Fufufu! A hawk with talent hides its claws, but I’m a tiger! That’s why I don’t hide my claws or fangs!”

Yurizono-san was somehow proud of herself even though Takanashi-san made fun of her.

If you don’t hide your claws and fangs, then I guess you’re an idiot at heart… Is that what you want?

“Eh? What do you mean?”

Takanashi-san was confused by Yurizono-san’s rebuttal.

Takanashi-san, that girl probably doesn’t have any idea what she’s doing, and if she does, she’ll lose.

“I’ll sleep with the Minazuki sisters!”

“I won’t allow you to do that!”

“What are you doing! Are you trying to pick a fight?”

“You’re the one who’s picking a fight!”

The two glared at each other and shouted angrily.

I had expected this, but if this continues, we’re going to go round and round in circles.

“It seems you can’t make up your mind. If that’s the case, why don’t we ask the person with the highest authority for her opinion?”

Said Kiniwa-san, looking at Alice.

They stopped arguing and looked at Alice with a mysterious look on their faces.

The jittery Alice crossed her arms and made a frowning motion with her mouth.

“I’m going to sleep alone with onee-chan. You can decide the rest on your own.”

At Alice’s words, Takanashi-san and Yurizono-san were shocked.

As expected of the person with the highest authority. Both of them seemed to be unable to say anything back.

“I’d like to say, but I can monopolize onee-chan when I go home, so it’s okay for me to step aside at least at times like this.”

Alice muttered with a sigh.

The two who had been depressed by her words broke out into a big smile.

“As expected from Mirisu! I’m Sasumiri!”

(TN: Bad pun… Sasuga (さすが) and Mirisu (みりす). Don’t ask me…)

“Alice is great! Great and smart! As expected from Amane’s little sister!”

The two praised Alice with all their might.

The gooey-eyed Alice’s cheeks flushed as they praised her.

She seemed to be in a good mood.

“If the person with the highest authority is going to step down, then I, as the moderator, should give my opinion.”

The smiling Kiniwa-san spoke up, and Takanashi-san and Yurizono-san looked at Kiniwa-san at the same time.

“We are a group of three, but three people in one bed is a tight fit, right? So I think it’s better to choose the smallest person first.”

Kiniwa-san had a very good point.

If three people are going to sleep in one bed, it’s better to gather people with small bodies.

When I say small, I mean Yanomiya-san first. Then there was Alice. And the third person is… 

“I’ve decided on Kuu-chan and Alice-chan. The problem is the third person, but in terms of height, it’s either Amane-chan or me.”

Kiniwa-san looked at me and spoke.

We’re both about the same height. However, Kiniwa-san is by far the one with the most volume.

So that means――.

Kiniwa-san, Takanashi-san, and Yurizono-san looked at me.

If it’s in the order of smallest to largest, then Yanomiya-san, Alice, and I would be the ones.

Takanashi-san was looking down in shock, and Yurizono-san was sobbing with tears in her eyes.

Looks like she wants to sleep with Alice so badly that she cries.

And Takanashi-san is… 

Probably, no, definitely… she wants to sleep with me.

“I’d like to say that the three are decided to be Kuu-chan, Alice-chan, and Amane-chan, but let’s hear what Amane-chan has to say about it.”

That’s when Kiniwa-san started talking to me.

Takanashi-san looked at me with eyes that seemed to have a ray of hope, and Yurizono-san looked at me as if she was clinging to me with red eyes moistened with tears.

I have an answer as to how to make it all go away.

As for me, I wanted to sleep with Yanomiya-san and Alice if possible. That would be the safest member.

But if I chose to do that, I would make Takanashi-san and Yurizono-san sad.

I can’t let them be sad for my peace of mind.

With that in mind, I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.

It was going to be a sleepless night today, but I had no choice. I’ll make up my mind.

“Alice.”

I opened my eyes and asked Alice.

“Hmm?”

When I call her, she tilted her head.

“Can you and Kuu-chan and Arisu-chan sleep together today?”

At my words, Yurizono-san, who had been sobbing gutturally, shivered. And then she made a triangle with her mouth and shivered.

“Ah, I’m going to sleep with that idiot again? Hmm, well, if it’s onee-chan request, I’ll listen.”

Alice nodded her head reluctantly.

“Yay! Mirisu! I love you!”

Yurizono-san jumped towards Alice, raising her voice.

“Annoying…”

Alice, who was being hugged by Yurizono-san and rubbed her cheeks, blurted out with a frown.

I’m sorry, Alice. I’m going to pamper you a lot next time, so just bear with me for now.

“Would you mind if Ena-chan slept with Iris-san?”

I then asked Kiniwa-san the same question.

When Iris-san heard my words, she shivered and stopped her hand that was making pressed flowers with a snap.

“Yes! Yay! I’ve always wanted to sleep with Iris-chan!”

Kiniwa-san answered my question with a big smile on her face.

When Iris-san heard Kiniwa-san’s answer, she looked at Kiniwa-san with vigor and burst into tears.

“E-Ena-san, Ena-san, you will sleep with me?”

Iris-san cries and makes a shaky voice.

“Of course! I’m happy to be able to sleep with such a beautiful onee-chan like Iris-chan!”

Kiniwa-san replies to Iris-san while making a peace.

Falling to the floor on all fours, Iris-san cried and waddled across the floor, clinging to Kiniwa-san’s feet.

“Ena-sama!”

Iris-san screamed as she clung to Kiniwa-san’s feet.

Kiniwa-san squatted down on the spot and gently hugged Iris-san.

Both of them have big breasts, so when they hugged each other, it was amazing.

“It’s fine. It’s okay. I’ll teach you everything you need to know.”

Kiniwa-san strokes Iris’s head as she says this in a gentle voice.

She said she would teach her many things… 

I can’t stop it now, but I wonder if it’s safe to let those two sleep together.

I’m afraid that Iris-san is not only a slob, but also a naive one, and that she will take whatever Kiniwa-san tells her seriously.

In fact, Kiniwa-san, isn’t that what you’ve been trying to do all along?

When I think back, I can’t help but feel that Kiniwa-san was guiding me in some way.

As I was thinking this, my jacket was pulled on with a quirk.

I turned my head and looked at her.

“Wha!?”

Takanashi-san, whose eyes were moist with luster, looked at me with a fiery red face.

“W-Who do you sleep with, Amane?”

Takanashi-san asked sweetly with her upturned eyes.

Who? The only ones left are Takanashi-san and me, so I don’t have to tell you… 

“Hey, hey, who do you want to sleep with, Amane?”

Takanashi-san asks me in a sweet voice as if she is trying to catch me up.

You know that I don’t have to tell you, but you still ask me.

Ugh, Takanashi-san wants me to say it.

I don’t want you to tease me too much. ……

“W-With me. Will you sleep with me?”

I replied to Takanashi-san, feeling my face burning hot.

“Yes.”

Takanashi-san nodded her head in reply in a sweet, almost debauched voice.

If she nodded with such a voice, with such a face, with such eyes… 

“Wha!?”

With my heart about to burst, Takanashi-san, who was looking down shyly, intertwined her fingers with mine.

I felt the touch of her thin, supple, and yet very soft fingers.

She’s currently wearing only a T-shirt. She was also wearing no bra.

If I were to sleep with her like that, and if she were to spoil me, I would be… 

I’m a man, too. There’s a limit to what I can put up with.

But you know what? Even if a mistake happens, I’m a woman now.

Even if I can’t stand it anymore and a mistake happens, if we are both girls, we can’t have… a baby.

No matter how severe the mistake is, there will be no baby.

So it’s okay, yeah.

… It’s okay, right?